Moses, of Moses' Office.

a non-serious(?) roleplay blog for Moses from Distortion Detective. written by ren. follows from timetravellingdoct.

[the-distortiondetective]

"well, now. i suppose an introduction is in order." an deep exhale from her pipe. "my name is moses, a grade 5 fixer whose office is an affiliate of the seven association, now currently in the employ of Limbus Company as part of the LCD. a pleasure to meet you all."

"despite my current position, i am... open to taking on cases if only to learn more about the distortion phenomenon. anything at all, really."

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(ooc: alrighty here's!! a moses roleplay blog, set during the events of limbus company when she's a part of the LCD mainly!! an alternate verse i can write her with is moses set during the event of LOR, which is during DD itself. writing loosely w canon events clearly;;

also while i do write for moses, i also write for!! x, lobcorp's manager as @facelessmanager if you'd like to interact with me there!)

edit: hey yall she's real and in canon now. this moses is set prior to the events of canto 9, but can shift as needed.

[the-distortiondetective]

Character headcanon generator!

Mark if the HC is right or wrong.

Moses sleeps in until noon. ✓ Moses almost drank the lethal dosage of caffeine once. ✓ Moses has fallen asleep at their desk while working in the middle of the night. ✓ Moses is a dog person. ✓? Moses is afraid of doing anything without other peoples permission. X

tagged by: @lcdezra

[galloping-windmill]

good game.

[the-distortiondetective]

The voice of distortion is missing, and a Carmen from a mirror world where she became a fixer is here in her place!

... That is... That's new.

If the voice of the Distortion is gone... and in her place an ordinary person, a version of her in a mirror world. Does that mean the distortion phenomenon won't occur, for as long as she stays here? I assume this means that there's no longer any chance for the people in the city to effloresce E.G.O..

[the-distortiondetective]

Oh hey! Weren't you the person who helped me out of my distortion? Yooo! That's great! Hope you and this LCD department thingie continue to do the great work you've done for a lot of people!

Sincerely, an ex-Docent of the Ring and Index Messenger from District 9's backstreets!

Ah, I... thank you for the well wishes. And of course, I'll continue to do my best here.

[the-distortiondetective]

❝ … this is the cheesiest thing i’ve heard from you. ❞ / vespa tightenshold

@tightenshold

"I've only tried to take a page out of Bamboo Hatted Kim's book-- You don't like it?" Moses says, a small smile adorning her face as she's attempting something new, in the small bit of downtime they have amidst their work.

That something new being a bit of lighthearted remarks, a few attempts at being snarky; only to fail when she's speaking those remarks to Vespa.

... Then again, he isn't one for jokes, either.

[mtmrem]

Highkey you should draw Moses

highkey youre right

[the-distortiondetective]

" It' s pride month , Team Leader . You know what that means ! "

- @lcdezra

"... Do I?" Moses paused, before muttering the next few words. "Are we... expected to solve gay distortions, this month?"

[edgysemi]

Coming out

[the-distortiondetective]

Instead of stealing food…he drops a bag of hamhampang on the table and sits across from her, eating his own portion - Vespa tightenshold

@tightenshold

Moses startles as Vespa drops the bag on the table without a word, before watching him take a seat across from her.

This... is new. He's not usually known to buy food for others. Unless he's forced to, that is. Which he'll oblige reluctantly, if their last trip out was anything to go by. She can vividly call his and Ezra's bickering for the entire night.

She pulls out the sandwich from the bag; it's one she'd pick out most of the time when they'd drop by the establishment.

"... Hm. Thank you for the food." she hums before taking bites out of it, unsure if he wants her to acknowledge the deed beyond some expression of gratitude.

[359yon]

gummy detectives.....

[tightenshold]

Vespa, be ready, there is likely going to be a second round to the white nights and dark days!

Long exasperated sigh

[the-distortiondetective]

[the-distortiondetective]

“It appears our good fellow vespa enjoys robbing individuals of their much needed sustenance. Worry not,” Kim hands her a very nicely made boxed lunch. “I’ve grown accustomed to his food-stealing antics and thus, I’ve decided my plan of action.” - Kim tightenshold hiii watcherward

@tightenshold

A look of surprise crossed Moses' face as the distortion presents her with the boxed lunch— it appears as though she needn't make a trip outside after all.

"Thank you," She says, setting it down on her desk. "I was under the assumption he would know better than to steal in broad daylight— I suppose I thought wrong, then."

That even she would be the victim of having her food stolen...

[the-distortiondetective]

Eats her food and zooms off - vespa tightenshold

@tightenshold

"Vespa—!" Moses raises her voice in an attempt to stop Vespa from eating her lunch, to no avail, as he immediately sprinted away from her desk to get away with his crime.

[luckynumberslcb]

ezramoses smooch mwa mwa mwa

[the-distortiondetective]

"It appears the middle apprentice distorted. Something must be going on within the House to cause such consistent distortions." - Vespa tightenshold

That... actually got Moses to look up from her paperwork. Kira's the one to have distorted, huh.

"... I never intended to interfere in the affairs of the House of Spiders, but with another Distortion emerging so soon after the last..." She muttered for a while, before looking up at Vespa. "We won't intervene just yet, but circumstances might change. Just be ready to go, for now."

[c1139]

Can thou put Moses and Ezra in a heart locket? It would greatly aid my agendas.

ah yes the agendas I shall gladly help you