The Dragon Priestess

[defectivegembrain]

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Hermaeus Mora and that's why I'm trapped in Apocrypha for all eternity

[shitty-miraak]

[the-dragon-priestess]

I’m almost afraid to ask……

[aioniopyr]

mul qah diiv

[the-dragon-priestess]

Someone can’t handle rejection……

[the-dragon-priestess]

Like the one standing in front of you? Need to work on that, Isran.

[the-dragon-priestess]

This was after the fourth dragon soul thievery in a row. My vampire was ready to pounce.

[the-dragon-priestess]

He’s up to his old tricks…..

[the-rachie-roo]

Me? Making Skyrim fanart in 2022?

It’s more likely than you think.

[accidentally-overcuccoed-deacti]

brynjolf: youve never done a days work to earn all that coin you’ve got, lass, have ya?

me, offended: exCUSE you, i spent a LONG time trying to find the mod that let me get almost a million gold at level ten thank you very fucking much

[repression401]

mercer frey: farewell. ill be certainto give brynjolf your regards

dragonborn: wait please! if youre going to kill me, grant me one last wish. ive met a woman who is so amazing and weve had such a passionate love life especially in the bed. please tell her i say good bye

mercer frey: spare me the details. who is she, and where can i find her?

dragonborn: what? you dont know your own mothers name and address?

[akdrpa]

guess what game I just finished

[herhighness-thequeenofhearts]

Okay, listen-

Nah nevermind, I have no excuses.

[the-dragon-priestess]

Seen on Twitter and I cannot stop laughing!

[the-dragon-priestess]

“Not this time, Dragonborn.”

[the-dragon-priestess]

When you just don’t want to get out of bed….

[the-dragon-priestess]

When they play your song at the local tavern…..

[the-dragon-priestess]

Even sitting at home, Miraak thinks he’s a king.