the-dumbass-demigod

[shutinthenutouse]

[the-dumbass-demigod]

I've never read something I agree with more in my life

[incorrect-riordanverse]

Luke: dad please love me. please take care of my mum and stop neglecting me because i’m a child and i need a functioning parent to look after me. i need someone there and—

Hermes: a-a-after the war i went back to new york

[daisy-mooon]

"I want Annabeth to be blonde :(" then pick up a PJO book and read it you dumb fuck

[the-dumbass-demigod]

People who say Leah is not Annabeth because she's not blonde really fucking piss me off. If uncle rick says shes Annabeth, then she's Annabeth, y'all can go fucking cry about it, but stay away from me, I will be watching pjo tv and being happy because the actors are what uncle rick wanted :)

[the-dumbass-demigod]

tik toks like this are hilarious to me, idk how they can just be so, WRONG, like WhAt? (I found this on tiktok guys I did read the books)

[the-dumbass-demigod]

in my mind, Nico is a swiftie

Honestly, he probably would be, and he wouldn't tell people, so when they find out it would just be like

Random camper: Hey Nico, I'm doing a crossword puzzle, and the clue is: Colour for track two, and the answer is six letters long, idk what artist though

Nico: try "Maroon"

Camper: It fits, who is that by?

Nico: *Under breath* Taylor Swift

Camper: Did you just say Taylor Swift, you like Taylor Swift?

Nico: err yes *Shadow travels away out of embarrassment*

Camper: *Tells everybody, so now when Nico talks to someone, they start quoting Taylor Swift randomly*

Now Will plays Taylor Swift anytime Nico walks in the room (He can still make the whole place shimmer)

Idk why I headcanon Nico as a swiftie I just do, it just works, also it's cute

From now on I decree Nico Di Angelo a swiftie (In my mind, y'all can do what you want with your headcanons)

[the-dumbass-demigod]

SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET THIS CHILD AN AWARD, NVM ALL THE AWARDS, THEY ALL GO TO WALKER SCOBELL, HES THE PERFECT GREMLIN CHILD FOR PERCY, HE IS PERCY

[starryfox0]

i havent recovered from coriolanus snow yet and now weve got luke castellan whyyyy are villains so pretty

[the-dumbass-demigod]

They do it to torture us. we know he's evil, but just to hurt us more they make him prettyyyyyy