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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Discoholic 🪩
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@the-egg-boys
occasionally I am struck dumb by the sublime beauty of the world in the small moments, you know?
egg
i drew it
hey I hope you dont mind I also painted your egg
I have also painted egg (great photo OP)
I have limited artistic talent, but I do appreciate eggs. So here, have a picture of my double-yolked egg this week. It brought me much joy.
EGGTOBER DAYS 1-6
HEY EGG BOYS, IMMA EAT YOU SCRAMBLED!
@the-egg-boys
"AND WE'LL EAT BACON FOR BREAKFAST YOU FARMERS NIGHTMARE!"
"OH I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!"
"TELL YOUR PRECIOUS 'PAPA' SAYANARA YOU DUMB BITCH."
"You yolky fucks messin' with my precious lil boy?"
"AW SHIT-"
HEY EGG BOYS, IMMA EAT YOU SCRAMBLED!
@the-egg-boys
"AND WE'LL EAT BACON FOR BREAKFAST YOU FARMERS NIGHTMARE!"
"OH I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!"
"TELL YOUR PRECIOUS 'PAPA' SAYANARA YOU DUMB BITCH."
HEY EGG BOYS, IMMA EAT YOU SCRAMBLED!
@the-egg-boys
"AND WE'LL EAT BACON FOR BREAKFAST YOU FARMERS NIGHTMARE!"
Uh hey its my birthday the 14th. I'm bad at lists and I hope my address isn't on here so uh hi.
Why do I have the weird feeling that if Hazbin Hotel is a total sucess, the Egg Bois will be more popular than his boss, just like GIR is to Zim?
Viewer 1: Hey, do you remember the snake?
Viewer 2: Nope, I don't know.
Viewer 3: He was the one who had the Egg Bois for minions.
Viewer 2: OH! THE EGG BOIS ARE THE BEST! THEY ARE SOOO CUTE AND SMALL AND LOYAL :D
Viewer 2: But seriously, I don't remember who the snake with the top hat was.
Viewer 1: He was the antagonist of the Hazbin Hotel pilot.
Viewer 2: Hazbin what?
"Bitch may have a gun, but I have the power of god and anime on my side!"
"WHATS A GOD TO A NONBELIEVER?"
"You don't even have hands, how are you gonna shoot that?"
"Bitch may have a gun, but I have the power of god and anime on my side!"
Sir Pentious! As a cobra/snake demon, do you have interest in what cobras/other snakes feast on? (Holy s**t does that mean you could also be considered as a "man eating snake"? OnO)
Waffle Breakfast Sandwich with Savory Bacon Waffles
Take this personality quiz to see which character trope you are! There are ten different results.
The Rival
The grim, volatile foe of the protagonist, who, through a series of inexplicable events up to and including attempted murder, gains grudging respect for said hero/heroine (and may even save them) and goes from intolerable to tolerable. You're very confident and have pep in your step. People who don't know you describe you as stubborn, but in fact you have a very open-mind. You're able to see both sides of the situation, but it's hard for you to admit that you're wrong. You stick to your vices and never falter, even if your opinion is seen as wrong. For those on your side, they look up to you and value your ideals. You speak with raw pride. You're straightforward and like to get right to the point during most conversations. You are more fueled by emotion rather than logic. You also love competition, being number one is very important to you.
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I tag: @thegreatesstinventor, @angel-dust-rp, @anyone else who wants to do it
"Wow boss man, you're looking extra thicc today!"
“Why of course i am what kids call thicc! No one is as thicc as me!”
"The thiccest boss man~" 69 winked.
This is what happens to disobedient egg bois.
HUGS FOR ALL INCLUDING THE MUN *hugs everybody*
Reblog if
You are still going to be here after the change. If your characters and relationships you’ve made on this shit storm of a site, is too important to abandon.
Minions
Sir Pentious: I require a strong, hard, strong and smart minion-
Egg Bois: *trips over their own foot and falls into a trash can*
Sir Pentious: I want those there.
