oil is my irl nickname :)

oil▪︎she/her▪︎wlw▪︎blm uhhh I like reading, cartoons, art, music, and aesthetics. specifically cottagecore and dark academia

[the-egg-witch]

phantom wilbur

dont repost, reblogs are appreciated though!

[the-egg-witch]

Whenever I try to tell people that Viking men used makeup they always say "Well it's so they can look tough and strong with warpaint!" Well you arent entirely wrong, but they mostly they used it to look beautiful.

"Both men and women used eye makeup which made them look beautiful"

Vikings didnt give a fuck about your modern gender roles.

[the-egg-witch]

penguin in mandarin translates to business goose

[the-egg-witch]

some art I forgot to post on my tumblr. Yes one of them is tommyinnit as a cowboy and what about it.

[nature-punks]

Instead of endless wastelands of mowed grass lawns, consider:

[sophist-sophia]

😍

[dvar-trek]

this only works in places with lots of rain, a temperate summer, and a nice cold winter. like England. or Michigan.

[star-anise]

True! Unless you can find an economical way to irrigate, more appropriate lawn alternatives in hotter, more arid places might lean more to prairie meadows using local grasses and wildflowers:

Or, they might mean doing classic landscaping, but with rocks and xeriscape plants:

Or having a cactus garden:

There are lots of exciting possibilities once you throw the classic turf lawn out the window!

[the-egg-witch]

google search monty don

[the-egg-witch]

guys who was it that installed the pandemic mod, it's not fun anymore. Please contact the forums and get one of the devs to ban him from the earth server.

[23fruitflies]

[the-egg-witch]

I drew a clown for valentines day :) wether you have a partner or not i still think this drawing came out well ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎

please dont repost, reblogs are appreciated though :)

[the-egg-witch]

why is my coffee spicy

[the-egg-witch]

𝐘𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝! 𝐈𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐭𝐰

𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟, 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡!

[the-egg-witch]

𝐈 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬! :𝐃

𝐈𝐥𝐥 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐬. 𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟, 𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 :)

[gumguzzler]

[404pagenotfound]

zenkikouki:

“Apricot Sprites” found in the cross sections of a fruit tree by Daniel

[the-egg-witch]

"Dose Obama dying of polio count?"

-My sister

[princessofopus]

Achilles: HIDE IN THE CLOSET, MY MOTHER'S COMING

Patroclus: But.. I just came out of there.

Achilles: PATROCLUS THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT TIME FOR PUNS

[mtolympusmemes]

Athena: You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever

Dionysus: I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE

[the-egg-witch]

Reminder to pick up any cups/dishes in your room.

WHY THE FUCK WAS THE QUALITY RUINED

[the-egg-witch]

I tried the grayscale challenge!

You turn your screen to grayscale mode and choose a random colour pallete to draw with. The catch is that you can only see the colours when you are done.

If you haven't tried it already I highly recommend trying it. It's fun (:

Dont repost my stuff to instagram or other social media unless I give you permission.