The Experiencer

“kinda awesome how life is the grand sum of our experiences, isn't it?” - temporary61 (I’m a minor)

[the-experincer]

It’s impossible for a person to have an original experience, because I’m always right behind them. Experiencing.

[mizuthe-dog]

There’s a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head

[the-experincer]

I have experienced this

[breadteleporter-offical]

i want cool outfits but i lack the confidence to wear them

[the-experincer]

I have experienced this

[the-experincer]

Experiencing the sniffles right about now

[the-experincer]

*foaming at the mouth so hard theres a wet floor sign underneath me* EXPERIENCE

*I grab the nearest kitchen island with my teeth and shake it violently*

[the-experincer]

Let me experience screaming into the void please

[the-experincer]

Experiencing being super sweaty and sliding around the ground going *blub blub I’m a slug” and ominously going “BEWARE!”

[the-experincer]

have you ever experienced misspelling experiencer

*sighs In experience*

[killer-offical]

horror story where everyone just FUCKING DIES

[the-experincer]

I have experienced this

[toasty-talks]

oui oui baguette bitch

[toasty-talks]

*slaps you with my stale baguette*

[toasty-talks]

everytime someone reblogs this i giggle to myself

[the-experincer]

I have experienced this

[breadteleporter-offical]

Are you currently open to experience suggestions?

yeah sure!

[the-experincer]

You should try covering yourself with cement and eating through on a time limit as a personal challenge and test if your skills

[the-experincer]

*at the experience bank*

The experiencer: so, I need a loan

Experience banker: what’s your experience score?

The experiencer: very full of experiences

Experience banker: In that case, we’re gonna need some collateral

The experiencer: *places down Santa clause shaped hot chocolate being drunk by Shel Silverstein during the when the football season would be in 1756*

Experience banker: great, now what loan are you look for?

The experiencer: I need one buying a pinstripe suit for the purpose of impersonating a depressed accountant and two being fed to baby velociraptors alive.

Experience banker: with the collateral you supplied we are only able to give you being glasses but your owner refuses to use them so you get stolen by their younger brother to use for detective

The experiencer: that should work fine

[kingcatnine]

reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: 😁😊

having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: 😐👎

[the-experincer]

I have experienced this

[the-experincer]

AJAHSNSOWNDINEIEJDJHDIEHE - just experienced waking up from a 24 year coma

[fleoshc]

We, yes WE are catching up with Kanon this summer!!!

[the-experincer]

I will be experiencing this

[the-experincer]

Have you ever experienced drinking coca cola with soup stock powder in?

In the experiencing world, we call that a cola the wiggly way

[officially-bbc-news]

Wriggly Cola™

It wriggles

[the-experincer]

Have you ever experienced drinking coca cola with soup stock powder in?

In the experiencing world, we call that a cola the wiggly way