I do this thing where, when I really really don't feel like moving, but I know I really really should, I'll think of a truly embarrassing moment from my dustless cringe catalogue.
cause reliving these memories makes me want to punch something (i.e. my stupid ass) so bad that it actually gives me the energy to get up. It works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Additional Benefit: it confronts me with that uncomfortable memory again, like exposure therapy? And the cringe loses its power. Which is useful for moments in my life when I involuntary think of these things but unfortunately don't want to punch myself right then.
Buuut that means the cringe catalogue will run out with every use. Solution: I have to act as weirdly as humanly possible to maximise the cringe potential of any given interaction to collect for the catalogue. For later use.
(Oh that doesn't solve the involuntary punch situation thing :/ behold a dilemma. whatever. consume responsibly. post.)
