The Foreign Object

A wrestling blog.

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Now on Twitter.

at BillyP_12.

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I come back to this shithole for one goddamn second...

...and everything has gotten even worse. Pro wrestlers’ bodacious tatas are now banned so even though I haven’t posted in forever, or even watched all that much wrestling even, this place is finished. 

I don’t spew my ideas out into the world anywhere else except for on Twitch, right here. I’m back to streaming Sundays, just started up with a current All Japan save for TEW 2016 so you can come see me there. I might mess around and start a twitter but that won’t be very wrestling-related, I don’t think. 

Thanks for nothing.

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lol ew

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If you bought a ticket and did this bullshit, they already have your money, they couldn’t give a shit at that point. I swear to god, wrestling fans are the dumbest people on earth.

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Still alive. Still not watching wrestling exactly.

Did see that Naito didn’t win in the Dome. Wasn’t surprised seeing as that had been telegraphed as Naito’s been booked on indie show in mid-February (AAW, to be exact) here in Chicago. A show that was announced, including Naito’s appearance, months ago. The number two promotion in the world doesn’t exactly let a top guy with the top belt go take bumps at the Logan Square Auditorium.

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April 10, 1999 -

Atsushi Onita makes his entrance for a No Rope Explosive Barbed Wire Death Match against Masahiro Chono at NJPW’s Strong Style Symphony.

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Adrian Adonis

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Samoa Joe’s real dad?

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BACKDROP DRIVER

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Been on a bit of wrestling hiatus.

I have a lot of balls in the air and plates spinning. That said, Shayna Baszler is the truth and WWE best stream that Starrcade house show. Especially if The Club vs. The Rock ‘n’ Roll Express gets on the show. That won’t be exactly good but it’s something I need to see. 

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Legends. 

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Balls Mahoney

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Conor McGregor Is Somehow Defending The Lineal WWE Brawl For All Title

Floyd Mayweather, Jr. is boxing Conor McGregor this weekend, and the whole thing is completely awesome. While the traditionalist fight press sees this simply as a capitalist exercise with an inevitable result and no titles on the line, that’s not exactly the case—at least not officially, that is.

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Didn’t TripleMania stream on Twitch today?

Was it a clownshow like the last time they tried to break into the American market? 

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Mayweather-McGregor

I’m not really a legit fight fan so take my analysis with a grain of salt. 

Anyway, what a heel program. Personally I’m rooting for a McGregor shoot or a fly-in by the Fan Man. There are actually betting odds, long ones anyway, to play McGregor going all MMA in the ring. 

I found a friend of a friend to watch the fight with but I got day-drunk instead so there’s that.

Prediction: Mayweather wins by TKO before the fight goes the distance because McGregor won’t be able to keep up.

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Adam Cole’s face is on the same path as Shawn Michaels’. That MF will be crosseyed in 10 years, you mark my words.