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Mr. Foster RP and Ask Blog #KillingFloor #KillingFloor2

[the-fostinator]

Fosty says:

“Oi, if you’re gonna bow out and leave the fight, at lease have the courtesy of leaving behind ya guns and dosh for the rest of us to use. We can use that extra dosh since we’re now down one bloke.“

[the-fostinator]

“Damn bloat stained my jacket.”

[you-cant-handle-the-clause]

“May I offer you a cookie in this trying season?”

[the-fostinator]

“Bloody Santa!”

[the-fostinator]

“Damn bloat stained my jacket.”

[one-in-the-pipe-patty]

"Humans are basically fleshy pinatas..."

"They both spill delicious edible content when ripped to pieces..."

[the-fostinator]

“Why’d ya pack your zeds with loadsamoney, then?”

[the-fostinator]

(@one-in-the-pipe-patty)

“Well, well, well, if it isn’t Mister Gasmask himself!”

“Well, crap there he is again, and I just got this suit pressed, too!”

[horrificmemes]

For every ✔ my muse gets, they’ll explain how they got one of their scars.

[one-in-the-pipe-patty]

You may also wanna be body part specific (ex. arm, left arm, leg .etc)

[one-in-the-pipe-patty]

Cannibal time!

[the-fostinator]

Door Integrity 100%

[one-in-the-pipe-patty]

"JUST A LITTLE TASTE!"

[the-fostinator]

“No solicitors, mate. We’re not interested.”

[one-in-the-pipe-patty]

*He slams his body against the door in an attempt to break it.* "TOO BAD!"

[the-fostinator]

*welds like a madman* “NO U!”

[one-in-the-pipe-patty]

Cannibal time!

[the-fostinator]

Door Integrity 100%

[one-in-the-pipe-patty]

"JUST A LITTLE TASTE!"

[the-fostinator]

“No solicitors, mate. We’re not interested.”

[one-in-the-pipe-patty]

Cannibal time!

[the-fostinator]

Door Integrity 100%

[one-in-the-pipe-patty]

“Quarantine? What quarantine?! I’m in my lab all goddamn day!”

[the-fostinator]

“Your zeds are violating the social distancing measures, mate.”

[one-in-the-pipe-patty]

“HOW DID YOU GET IN MY FUCKING LAB!?”

[the-fostinator]

“Pay me lods of emone and I’ll tell ya.”

[one-in-the-pipe-patty]

"Bold of you to assume I have dosh on me!"

[the-fostinator]

“Bold of you to assume I’d blab in the first place, ya broke, doshless sod.”

[the-fostinator]

(Ask-killing-floor-patty here!) *Kevin t-poses as he menacingly floats towards Foster*

“HERE COMES THE BIG ONE!” *loads weapons aggressively* 

[one-in-the-pipe-patty]

“Quarantine? What quarantine?! I’m in my lab all goddamn day!”

[the-fostinator]

“Your zeds are violating the social distancing measures, mate.”

[one-in-the-pipe-patty]

“HOW DID YOU GET IN MY FUCKING LAB!?”

[the-fostinator]

“Pay me lods of emone and I’ll tell ya.”

[one-in-the-pipe-patty]

“Quarantine? What quarantine?! I’m in my lab all goddamn day!”

[the-fostinator]

“Your zeds are violating the social distancing measures, mate.”

[the-fostinator]

“World’s gone to total shite, but they still manage to peddle out this new Animal Crossing game? Sweet. Time to make some dosh- I mean bells.”

[one-in-the-pipe-patty]

(Drawing bodies is hell.)

[the-fostinator]

(Drawing hands and feet tho)

[one-in-the-pipe-patty]

You’re zeddy slime-bags are gonna pay for chewing up my favorite shoes! Put ‘em up! -Fosty

The monster smiled, revealing his nasty and jagged teeth. "Ah if it isn't Foster, the man I love to hate! I'm gonna enjoy squishing you like a grape! Well, come on them you coward! Bring it on!

[the-fostinator]

*starts unloading his AA-12*

“THOSE SHOES WERE CUSTOM MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE!!!!”

[one-in-the-pipe-patty]

"I DON'T EVEN WEAR SHOES SO HIW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW THAT!" *He returned fire with his mini-gun.*

[the-fostinator]

“YOU SHOULD’VE CONSIDERED THAT BEFORE CLONING THOSE SHOE-EATERS EN MASSE!” *reloads*

[one-in-the-pipe-patty]

You’re zeddy slime-bags are gonna pay for chewing up my favorite shoes! Put ‘em up! -Fosty

The monster smiled, revealing his nasty and jagged teeth. "Ah if it isn't Foster, the man I love to hate! I'm gonna enjoy squishing you like a grape! Well, come on them you coward! Bring it on!

[the-fostinator]

*starts unloading his AA-12*

“THOSE SHOES WERE CUSTOM MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE!!!!”