The Immortal Bisexual

I reblog stuff. A lot. Prepare to be disappointed.

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful

[crimewave420]

[notthedisneyyourelookingfor]

[insomniac-arrest]

reasons why I would make a great Greek God

petty

dramatic

Not Straight

doesn’t really moralize

would live on top of a perfectly climbable mountain and only descend to seduce pretty girls and mess with stuff

titties already tf out

[dependsoncontext]

[awed-frog]

thanks I hate it

[siderealsandman]

You Got a Friend In Horse 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Magician: I can make anything disappear

Tom: holding cup do it to my tea!

Magician: waves hand done!

om: holding cup it didn’t work.

[studentlifeproblems]

[mtolympusmemes]

Cassandra: I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 min of agony that is sex with you

Apollo: I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???

[kazbrekkcr]

hercules: rip to odysseus, perseus, theseus and achilles but im different

[lesbianshepard]

the absolute fucking height of comedy is scientists and scholars getting into fights over incredibly niche subjects. the idea of nerds in labcoats and suits getting close to blows over something that only like 20 people care about is so funny. 

[lesbianshepard]

this is what real comedy looks like

[fleetwooodzach]

[terpsikeraunos]

[elucubrare]

The Works of Aristotle:

[kingjaffejoffer]

[everythingfox]

Is this what hell looks like

[shock]

wish I could show this to someone in 1905 and make them throw up

[zincfingermotif]

[toastbutteregg]

[sixpenceee]

A local firefighter in my city caught the moment lightning struck across half the sky, looking like day and night in one photo.

Photo credit: Micheal Lewis, Lakeland, Fl.

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

i’m sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all week