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Ajax, it/they/he

I pretty much only reblog things.

If you want see my other blogs, @detective-directory is where you can find links to the others.

shoot me an ask if you want a random one-winged angel cover (varies in quality and seriousness)

valtsv

me: BRING OUT THE DEATH RAY!!!

*my henchmen wheel a large glass tank containing a tiny stingray into the room*

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captive hero: aww!

me: QUIET! this is the deadliest ray known to man. one milli milli milligram of poison from its sting is enough to stop a grown man's heart in under a minute! and he answers only to me! behold your DOOM!

stingray: *nudges my hand*

me, getting down on my knees in front of the tank so i can look him in the eyes: Mortimer, please. i'm trying to be intimidating here.

valtsv

you will

herpsandbirds

California gull had a fresh-caught fish and was eating it a bite at a time, then it spotted a crow approaching and swallowed the fish whole, presumably to prevent the crow from stealing it. The crow seemed disappointed

Pictures taken in Fairplay, Colorado, USA

Excellent!

herpsandbirds

Canada Jay spotted near Hoosier Pass, Colorado, USA. I spotted it in a tree and snapped a picture with full zoom, then the bird flew down to the path, maybe 20 feet away from me, as if to give me a better shot! I think it's a juvenile, because it seems to be mid-molt? Very sweet little bird

:3

tainbocuailnge

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

tainbocuailnge

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

nudityandnerdery

This seems like a good post to include this link on:

One buyout firm quietly collected Pyrex, Corelle, Instant Pot, and Oneida. Farberware is a name on a 200-year lease. And the pans still wort

Talking about popular kitchenware companies undergoing enshittification, and gives you a list of brands towards the end that are more reliable.

bird-gifs-collection-agency

ill just shake it all around! here i go!

themysteriousmurasamecastle

draconym

The kids on Tiktok were right actually

Making masks rules

draconym

I think the beads really complete the look

draconym

For the folks curious about templates, these are the shapes I cut from cardboard. I added a couple little pieces of cereal box cardboard as structural support in various points, like the bridge of the nose and behind the beak. Also, I ended up cutting the forehead piece a little smaller, which I marked on the paper, but I kept the template size in case you want to see how it originally looked.

@blackbearmagic made a bunch of cool templates for the workshop I'm going to do in December, too. I'll get a few photos of those later.

crabussy

"being a human is so boring why can't I be one of the COOL animals" okay hey. I hear you. but I actually really super love being an omnivorous persistence hunting primate with a stomach capable of dissolving many literal poisons and the ability to smell geosmin (released in the soil after it rains) at five parts per trillion. I super enjoy being a bipedal terrifyingly agile mammal with some of the most efficient sweat glands in the animal kingdom. I find a lot of joy in being an endotherm with mimicry abilities that rival most other animals with vocal chords. it's sick as hell I'm having a lot of fun