idk what's happening either

30% of the time I'm drunk blogging masterlist

[niyarest]

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[apureillusion]

stranger things 4 + textposts

[the-goddamn-queen]

I’m coming out of retirement because I’m on a fanfic kick again. You’re all welcome. 

[teaboot]

If you didn’t want to be assimilated into into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance

[theblogofaveryoddfellow]

[nqsa]

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

[mooncustafer]

New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

[skeleton-richard]

[spacegay-yx]

[besweetbyjapanesebreakfast]

listening to electra heart 1,000 times when i was 14 made me evil

[octobergraves]

nook: oh hey you’re back early

island representative: art’s haunted

nook: what?

island representative: *crafting an axe and leaving* art’s haunted

[mangoeater1000-deactivated20201]

my kink is women rejecting marriage proposals in period dramas

[violacakes]

Luckily for Mr Darcy this also turned out to be his kink.

[jungkooksbully-archive]

the time for realistic romance is over it’s time for passionate breathtaking heartstopping love affairs to be back in fashion

[dashumankapital]

Dude…

[claire-luna-deactivated20191013]

Whoever wrote this is in on the joke.

[parkchanwoohoo]

The female gaze can be completely inscrutable for men but here’s a quick and not-entirely-sensible diagram I drew while pooping to try and make my preferences clear:

[parkchanwoohoo]

Sorry, let me make it more accurate:

[beth-or-whatever]

[parkchanwoohoo]

You understand COMPLETELY

[spiderine]

[jadedownthedrain]

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

someone who hasnt seen heroes caption this

[lord-steve]

[thebootydiaries]

someone: you're pretentious

me, sprawled out on a bed of roses, reading oscar wilde and sipping champagne: oh?

[last-airbender-legend-of-korra]

Appa, yeet yeet

[tredlocity]

Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one

[tredlocity]

Mood to the max!

[tredlocity]

Tubular af

[memeitism]

groovy, i hate it

[lizzy-bennet]

Pepperony has a lot of sweet and romantic moments but if I’m being 100% honest my favorite moment is when they’re in the middle of the racetrack at Monaco’s Grand Prix, there’s tons of exploded car wreckage around them, there’s a super villain on the hood of the car, thousands of people watching, and they stop to argue.