[muppetshow2026]

if the muppet show was still airing chappell roan would guest star and thered be a running bit of miss piggy thinking shes trying to steal kermit but shes actually trying to flirt with miss piggy the whole time

[fireproofs]

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

[septemberkisses]

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

[movedmovedjump]

epic... rap battles of history..... puppy .......................versus..................... kitty......................... BEGIN!!!!

[movedmovedjump]

everyone go home this is the only good addon to this post

[kalichnikov]

Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude

[papayajuan2019]

the patron saint of worms that died on concrete

[spicybeefu]

What if Pokemon & Animal Crossing had a crossover game? #10 Made in Blender, Wooper design by @omuart on instagram!

[valtsv]

calling it jetlag is kinda funny as fuck actually

[valtsv]

[gaslights my circadian rhythm by crossing multiple timezones] the lag...

[problempuppy]

i am so weak and tired all the time. blinks beautifully at you

[haruwuchiyoo]

The little mutual label that appears after your URL in my notifs are friendship bracelets to me btw

[thepersonalquotes]

sometimes i miss the bond but then i remember the disrespect

[chewbacca]

#me

[cindy-lou]

PONYO 崖の上のポニョ 2008, Dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[scuba-divers]

'fairies dont exist' WRONG❗❗cyerce elegans

[heybaetae]

so are we.

[meatmite]

"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store

[xanaxfarts]

Fruit-Shaped Bus Stops (1990) Location: Nagasaki, Japan