The Demonic Librarian, Astaroth

((Independent RP/ask blog for the Goetic Demon, Astaroth. OC blog for the comic Satan and Me.))

[loyal-to-the-master]

((Okay, guys. Figured I should say something before I forget to do so.

I AM MAKING A SATAN AND ME WEBSHOW!!

If you are interested in being a part of this, and can be available for filming (preferably you live nearby or can get here easily, I live in Chicago), please let me know sooner rather than later! I am looking for people to play the roles of Satan, Angel!Mike, Friend!Mike, Gabriel, Anthea, and others. Please let me know if you can be available!

I’m also looking for people who might be interested in helping with scripting some episodes. So yeah! That’s an option too if you want to help out, but you’re not nearby and can’t get here!))

[froscan]

[internetgf]

so seductive

[satanatural]

THIS GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME

[the-goetic-librarian]

Sentence Starters!! (Send one for my muse's reaction)

"When I was drunk, you were beautiful."

"You could fit, right? You're small enough."

"Catch me, daddy/mommy!"

"Congratulations, mommy dearest, it's a boy/girl."

"You look like I need another drink."

"But- I thought you were dead!"

"We're not related."

"Not now, evil spawn! I'm making..pancakes."

"Oh my god, you made pot waffles?"

"This is why I left Tokyo!"

"It's the IRS! Everybody run for your lives!"

"You're the man, man."

"Stop fooling around and acquire that little horned capitalist!"

"Look, I am intimidated! See? Whoo, scary!"

"It is like a magic carpet ride!"

"Your hair smells nice."

"Wah! Come back, little Earthski!"

"Are you having tea with the root of all evil? No offense."

[inboxstuff]

Send me a ♥ for my character's reaction to a hug from yours.

[the-goetic-librarian]

"Well, well, well..." Asmodeus smirked. "If it isn't the bookish one." The demon of lust took a drag from his cigarette, while waiting for Astaroth's response.

"How did I know you’d show up? Oh, wait, that’s right." All-knowing demon. Duh. Astaroth rolled his eyes, and adjusted his glasses. "I know you’re here for a reason, so you might as well say what it is."

[the-goetic-librarian]

"Look, I’m running this library entirely in my own, and there are schedules to keep to here, so either you can help catalogue and shelve the new books, or you can leave." He waved a book rather close to Asmodeus’s face as he spoke, actually getting somewhat frustrated for the first time in a long time, before he thumped the book down on the counter, opened the cover and stamped it, a bit more aggressively than he intended to. He was stressed, and he was drained. Sure, he didn’t really need sleep, but still..

[prince-of-lust-blog]

"Fine, fine." Asmodeus rolled his eyes. "I’ll help you." He grabbed one of the books. "But you tell NO ONE. Books aren’t generally what I do." He started helping Astaroth to help catalogue and shelve the new books. He didn’t mine the all-knowing demon too much, and it wasn’t like shelving books was the worst thing that Asmodeus had ever done, heh.

[the-goetic-librarian]

Astaroth sighed, allowing a small smile to grace his features.

"Have you encountered Zadkiel recently?" He asked, by way of making conversation now.

[prince-of-lust-blog]

"Zadkiel? No, I haven’t. Why would I speak to an archangel?" Asmodeus snorted. He continued to work, helping Astaroth out.

[the-goetic-librarian]

"Hm..Then I suppose it's only me she's tracked down.." He shook his head and sighed, stamping the covers of three hardcovers in rapid succession, swiping them closed again in a single move. He had style where it mattered, at least. "And here I was hoping I could live peacefully a few hundred years maybe.. Turns out it was too much to hope for.."

[heyyoitsnialler-blog]

Reblog/like this if I am allowed to respond to your starters and ask memes even though our muses barely talked before.

[asktheredreaper]

Send me ‘pinned’ and my character will react to yours pinning them against the wall

[the-goetic-librarian]

"Well, well, well..." Asmodeus smirked. "If it isn't the bookish one." The demon of lust took a drag from his cigarette, while waiting for Astaroth's response.

"How did I know you’d show up? Oh, wait, that’s right." All-knowing demon. Duh. Astaroth rolled his eyes, and adjusted his glasses. "I know you’re here for a reason, so you might as well say what it is."

[the-goetic-librarian]

"Look, I’m running this library entirely in my own, and there are schedules to keep to here, so either you can help catalogue and shelve the new books, or you can leave." He waved a book rather close to Asmodeus’s face as he spoke, actually getting somewhat frustrated for the first time in a long time, before he thumped the book down on the counter, opened the cover and stamped it, a bit more aggressively than he intended to. He was stressed, and he was drained. Sure, he didn’t really need sleep, but still..

[prince-of-lust-blog]

"Fine, fine." Asmodeus rolled his eyes. "I’ll help you." He grabbed one of the books. "But you tell NO ONE. Books aren’t generally what I do." He started helping Astaroth to help catalogue and shelve the new books. He didn’t mine the all-knowing demon too much, and it wasn’t like shelving books was the worst thing that Asmodeus had ever done, heh.

[the-goetic-librarian]

Astaroth sighed, allowing a small smile to grace his features.

"Have you encountered Zadkiel recently?" He asked, by way of making conversation now.

[ienchanted]

[bestlols-deactivated20140726]

[kittieswin]

folded arms

[gifak-net]

[missliteraryali]

Magnificent 19th-Century Library Shelves 350,000 Books

Feast your eyes on the elegant grandeur of the Real Gabinete Português de Leitura (known in English as the Royal Portuguese Reading Room or the Royal Cabinet), a 19th-century library in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Constructed from 1880 to 1887 under the direction of architect Rafael da Silva e Castro, the magnificent library has the distinction of holding the largest and most valuable collection of Portuguese works outside of Portugal, with over 350,000 volumes filling its countless bookshelves.

[the-goetic-librarian]

"Well, well, well..." Asmodeus smirked. "If it isn't the bookish one." The demon of lust took a drag from his cigarette, while waiting for Astaroth's response.

"How did I know you’d show up? Oh, wait, that’s right." All-knowing demon. Duh. Astaroth rolled his eyes, and adjusted his glasses. "I know you’re here for a reason, so you might as well say what it is."

[the-goetic-librarian]

"Believe it or not, she’s actually not a Satanist. She’s a rather upstanding young lady." He didn’t even bat an eye as Asmodeus snuffed the cigarette on his hand. He knew he would heal fine. "Now, if you just came here to chat and smoke out my library, I’d ask that you please leave." He shook his head, continuing to catalogue the stack of fiction novels. "I do have a lot of work to take care of, so you can go play elsewhere." He wasn’t usually one to get snippy, and he hoped it wouldn’t make Asmodeus mad at him, but.. He did have a lot of work to do..

[prince-of-lust-blog]

"Not a Satanist? Wow." Asmodeus seemed genuinely surprised. "That’s unusual…I wonder how she’s handling having our lord at her beck and call…" Asmodeus mused, and then snapped to attention when Astaroth got a bit snippy with him. "Work? They’re BOOKS, Astaroth." Asmodeus chuckled. "They’re not going anywhere any time soon, dude."

[the-goetic-librarian]

"Look, I'm running this library entirely in my own, and there are schedules to keep to here, so either you can help catalogue and shelve the new books, or you can leave." He waved a book rather close to Asmodeus's face as he spoke, actually getting somewhat frustrated for the first time in a long time, before he thumped the book down on the counter, opened the cover and stamped it, a bit more aggressively than he intended to. He was stressed, and he was drained. Sure, he didn't really need sleep, but still..

[the-goetic-librarian]

"Well, well, well..." Asmodeus smirked. "If it isn't the bookish one." The demon of lust took a drag from his cigarette, while waiting for Astaroth's response.

"How did I know you’d show up? Oh, wait, that’s right." All-knowing demon. Duh. Astaroth rolled his eyes, and adjusted his glasses. "I know you’re here for a reason, so you might as well say what it is."

[prince-of-lust-blog]

"I was wondering if you knew anything about where Satan has gotten himself off to these days. I’m afraid I’ve been a bit…out of touch…with the current affairs of Hell for a bit." In other words, Asmodeus had been occupying himself somewhere - probably a house in the south of France - with something - leading people into perversions of which they had never before dreamed. "My work for his lordship keeps me rather busy, you know."

[the-goetic-librarian]

"Of course it does.." Astaroth shook his head, occupying himself with cataloging new books he’d received earlier in the day. "If you really must know, our lord Lucifer has found himself contracted to a young lady by the name of McAllister, Natalie." There he went again, referring to people by last name, then first name.. The same as he would for organizing his books by author.. It was either a wonderful or terrible habit, depending on how you looked at it.

"Also, if you could refrain from smoking in the library, please, I’d appreciate it."

[prince-of-lust-blog]

"Tch." Asmodeus snorted. "Natalie, huh? Strange name for a Satanist." Asmodeus quirked an eyebrow at the request to refrain from smoking in Astaroth’s precious library, but relented…after blowing out a slow stream of smoke from his nostrils. Asmodeus put the cigarette out against his skin and tossed the butt into a nearby trash can. "I wonder how long the contract will last…" Asmodeus mused. "But hey, while the cat’s away, the mice will play…" Asmodeus smirked widely. "Or, of course, everything could fall apart while said cat is away. Who knows? This will be exciting…"

[the-goetic-librarian]

"Believe it or not, she's actually not a Satanist. She's a rather upstanding young lady." He didn't even bat an eye as Asmodeus snuffed the cigarette on his hand. He knew he would heal fine. "Now, if you just came here to chat and smoke out my library, I'd ask that you please leave." He shook his head, continuing to catalogue the stack of fiction novels. "I do have a lot of work to take care of, so you can go play elsewhere." He wasn't usually one to get snippy, and he hoped it wouldn't make Asmodeus mad at him, but.. He did have a lot of work to do..

[frey1x1archived]

ask meme: cruel intentions

[the-goetic-librarian]

"My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible."  "Everybody does it; it’s just that nobody talks about it."  "You could be a model. It’s too bad you’re not sexy." "It’s not like you have a husband - unless you’re married to Jesus."  "Aww, she’s crying. Little baby upset about the big bad book."  "Who are you spying on? That her?"  "The only thing you’ll be riding is me."  "People shouldn’t experience the act of love until they are in love."  "You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love."  "How can someone so charming be so manipulative?"  "Keep your legs together. This isn’t Jamaica."  "My, what an adorable shirt you’re wearing!"  "So, what are you doing in your room?"  "Who are you to criticize something you’ve never experienced?"  "I didn’t mean to offend you." "This sure doesn’t taste like an iced tea. " "He told me loved me, and I believed him."  ""I love you"? My God. You are completely pussy-whipped."  "What happened to us?"  "How do you do it? Where do you get your strength?"  "Could you be more queer?"  "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."  "I have a reputation to uphold."  "Silly rabbit. My triumph isn’t over her. It’s over you."  "You’re telling me you had the chance to fuck her and you didn’t?"  "Get your ass on the bed and prepare for the fuck of your life."  "Now tell me, are you in… or are you out?"  "How dare you treat me with such disrespect!"  "How is your gold-digging, whore of a mother enjoying Bali?"  "Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way."  "Jesus Christ, where have you been?"  "I hate it when things don’t go my way. It makes me so horny."  "Why can’t we be together?"  "I don’t trust myself with you."  "This isn’t working out for me anymore."  "There’s something I have to tell you."  "It’s not you. It’s me… I’m completely fucked up." "I thought I was in love with you but it was just a lie."  "I just… I just wanted to see what you were like in bed."  "The fact of the matter is, there is someone I love." "You mean nothing to me!"  "You were just a conquest."  "That little wager of yours? Count me in."  "I’ll give you something you’ve been obsessing about."  "You’ve got yourself a bet, baby."  "I can’t win with you."  "E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles."  "God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex."  "You’re in love with her, you don’t love me anymore."  "Look at yourself, look at what you’ve been reduced to!"  "People don’t change overnight. You and I are two of a kind."  "I’m willing to take my chances."  "Sometimes, I wanna kill myself."  "I don’t fuck losers." 

[the-goetic-librarian]

((Fun fact: Astaroth has a secret fear of butterflies. For a demon, he's kind of pathetic sometimes.))