*yells in a crowd of people* sATAN IS A WEAK PISSBABY
And he's running. It would be wise to run too. Or you're dead.
“THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!”

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Not today Justin
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@loyal-to-the-master
*yells in a crowd of people* sATAN IS A WEAK PISSBABY
And he's running. It would be wise to run too. Or you're dead.
“THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!”
Put a song in my inbox that you associate with me
I wanna make a playlist.
I would love to hear what kind of music people think of when they think of me u v u
If you lost me in a crowd, what "offensive" thing could you yell that'd be GUARANTEED to track me down? :P
A custom version of 2048, the addictive tile-matching game.
((I'm bringing this back, with a new version for this fandom! Since I'm pretty sure we all need a good distraction right now!))
Send me ➣ and my character will react to yours slapping a pair of handcuffs on my character's wrists.
Lets pretend your master and your little boyfriend Mike were about to be killed. Which would you choose to save, if only one? Where does your loyalty lie, Felix?
He faltered a moment as he thought about the question. Shit.. He couldn't just- Wait. Shaking his head, he smirked.
"Nice try, but if you think you can trap me with one of those stupid, ‘you can only save one’ riddles, you're wrong. Because here's the trick. I don't want to live without either, so you know what I'd do? I'd get myself in the mess right there with them. I'd save both, or die with them. That's my loyalty. I stand and fight to the death.”
Reblog this with your muses 'I fucked up' face
PLEASE send me character development questions.
I love to get insightful about my character and to ramble on them. Ask me about their habits, thoughts, relationships! Go as deep and complex as you like! And send as many as you like so loads.
My character is casually walking around shirtless. How does your character respond?
Icebreakers I
"Excuse me, but you’ve got a little something on your face there."
"Well... this is awkward."
"I guess this is the part where we shake hands and say 'nice to meet you', right?"
"I've seen you here before, but I guess I just never had the courage to say hello before."
"I'm so excited to finally meet you in person! I've always dreamed of this."
"Sorry, but, um... am I the only one confused here? Why hasn't anyone else showed up?"
"Watch out!"
"Am I dead? Are you an angel?"
"Okay, okay, listen. I miiiiight have had a little too much, and I miiight need someone to help me get home. You look trustworthy, so let's go."
"I'm sorry--please, can you help me?"
"I look forward to working with you."
"I look forward to serving you."
"Stay still! I'm trying to stop the bleeding!"
"I'm not trying to be nosy or anything, but... I've been seeing you here a lot lately, always by yourself. I just wanted to say, if you have anything on your mind, I'd listen."
"Um, I know you don't know me, but I think what you did back there was very brave."
"Some weather we're having, huh?"
Send my muse cheesy pick-up lines for their reaction
fortheaskbox:
hey lets play how hot is that character
Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY
Like this for a starter~ Length and verse may vary.
Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey.
Make me choose between:
_________ or _________
Torture my character sentence meme
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Make them cry
“I never loved you.”
“You’re the reason they’re dead!”
“It’s all your fault!”
“Who could ever love you…?”
“You’re so stupid. So weak.”
“Just go away. I don’t want you here.”
Blackmail them
“Who would’ve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?”
“I’ll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear.”
“I have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city.”
“If you want this back, you’ll do whatever I say!”
“Be a good little slave, you don’t want your secret out, do you?”
“I know everything. I can ruin you.”
“Beg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut.”
Interrogate them
“Sing, birdie.”
“I know exactly how to make you talk.”
“You know some fascinating things, don’t you?”
“I’ll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all.”
“I have means of extracting information from you.”
“I might play with you a little longer after you’ve talked. You’re too cute.”
“You’re tough. But I’ll break you.”
Yell at them
“You idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!”
“You’re absolutely useless, aren’t you?!”
“What the fuck have you done this time!”
“You don’t care about anyone but yourself!”
“You’re not human! You’re a monster!”
“You’re a disgusting little rat!”
“You’ve fucked up for the last time!”
Physically hurt them
“What, can’t take a punch?”
“I’ll kill you!”
“It’s only a scratch, asshole!”
“Don’t move, or I’ll shoot you!”
“I’ll slit your damn throat!”
“Kiss my shoes or I’ll stomp your head in half.”
“I didn’t mean to draw blood, but oh well.”
“That’s going to bruise.”
Torture them… gently
“You want some of this cake? C’moooon, beg for it!”
“Guess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!”
“Tickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!”
“Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!”
“I’ll stop singing when hell freezes over!”
“Get in the locker, shorty!”
“Annoying? Me? Annoying?”
I’m sorry I hurt you, It was either you or myself and for once, I was selfish.
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