welcome to the wood wide web

• telesphore or tel | they/it • -> about <- extremely normal about many things. on an unrelated note, did you know that me and this other guard standing by two doors are, like, totally both truthful?

[necromycologist]

physically cicero was not writing in glitter pen but spiritually.he was

[necromycologist]

dear atticus ₊˚✩ i miss you SOOO much. everyone is being so lame in the senate right now and apparently its aall my fault. AS IF!!!! like u got me im literally destroying the republic XD but seriously you said youd come see me no matter what i need you for so why aren't you hear?! ( •̀ - •́ )

P. S if you could get those books for me please please id be so happy xoxo your cicero

[necromycologist]

physically cicero was not writing in glitter pen but spiritually.he was

[spookedstarzz]

translator's note: this translation sucks just learn the original language for fucks sake

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[yellowraincoat]

The Game of Kings every 3 chapters:

[necromycologist]

i must not look at pinterest. pinterest is the mind killer. pinterest is the ragebait that causes total obliteration. i will face my wardrobe. i will let it pass over me and through me. and when pinterest is gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the pinterest has gone there will be nothing. still outfits will remain.

[exitwound]

mutuals

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

Which is prev?

Unmarried girl

Apologist

Craftsman who works with a wheel

Archivist

Dying person

Educator

Girl

Jurist

Knife sharpener

Lawyer

Librarian

Remaining time: 4 days 20 hours

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

that guy's ok... he pays me a tithe. that guy doesn't pay me a tithe - we don't see eye to eye. oh, here comes a big tither. love this guy

[duskdragonxiii]

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

[duskdragonxiii]

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

[necromycologist]

#resolved to have a fun new icon for pride month this year but alas. the indescision

[necromycologist]

okayy its still sir robin whatever. will do something funnier if i think of something funnier

[necromycologist]

#resolved to have a fun new icon for pride month this year but alas. the indescision

[mcaelius]

[2201]

how it feels to listen to fake plastic trees by radiohead

[necromycologist]

omg happy june yall ❤️🏳️‍🌈😁🫶🏳️‍⚧️!!!!! for pride month this year i will be

in the closet

[necromycologist]

can everyone look at my horrible thing please... #loveloses

[flashcs5]

gay meth

[ginger-ly]

Good evening, I wish a Gender Affirming Fatness to all those in need ✨