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• telesphore or tel | they/it • -> about <- extremely normal about many things. on an unrelated note, did you know that me and this other guard standing by two doors are, like, totally both truthful?

[necromycologist]

hi im ambiguously historicalancient man from a Dark Time and all my clothes have raw edges and washed-out colours <3 my hobbies include wearing trousers (because im a man lolllllll) and pillaging with fire and praying to my statue #mystatue. i love to chant weirdly at my unpainted yucky statue with my friends. oh? no i domt actually think about the gods much... that would be kinda Weird haha. did you lnow its the Dark Times? and im white im white im white im white im white im white im white and i rape women because that's just how history is!!

[lord-margolotta]

Nine Worlds spin-the wheel, because I think this has the potential to be utter chaos.

First spin is who's trying to kill you. Second spin is who's trying to protect you. Good luck!

How fucked are you?

I will survive and make friends in the process!

I will most likely live, maybe even with all my limbs attached!

It's conceivably possible I would survive.

Fifty-fifty

I might die

I will probably die

I will die

The Fall of Astandalas will have *nothing* on this.

Remaining time: 3 days

Apologies in advance for any spelling errors, I'm on mobile on my lunch break so I didn't double check anything.

[necromycologist]

i don't know if it's a genre thing or just a books i have happened to read among the infinite variety present but honestly i cant think the last time i read a book where This many major characters died

[necromycologist]

so i made that post and then literally three more charavters died and the book ended on a cliffhanger. cutes and nirmal

[dogdeerbones]

i am so . forgets what i was going to say and starts sobbing and banging my head against the wall

[necromycologist]

the hummingbird killer moodboard

[necromycologist]

the hummingbird killer moodboard

[necromycologist]

the hummingbird killer moodboard

[necromycologist]

the hummingbird killer moodboard

[necromycologist]

lepidus is so funny why was he even there. the most third wheeling man to ever do it

[thoodleoo]

losing my miiiiiind at this bust of augustus at the louvre. why does he look like that. he looks so wet. he looks like he whimpers

[dmenking]

Quiet 10’s 🙄a 4 is blogging😤✊

[necromycologist]

isabel continues to be relatable as fuck

[elgreytea]

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

[thisisfinestudios]

Reading post captain and what the hell is this book I thought the bear thing was an inside joke

[unknought]

Higgledy piggledy, turning and turning as gyres are widening, centers unheld,

things fall apart and there’s anarchy everywhere; falcons fly freely and can’t be compelled.

Dimming the tide there is blood in the water and everywhere customs of innocence drowned.

Held by the worst is a fervent intensity; lacking conviction the best run aground.

Surely there must be some kind of apocalypse; surely epiphany must be at hand!

Visions unbidden from Spiritus Mundi of something awakening out on the sand:

Head of a man with a leonine frame and a pitiless gaze that’s as blank as the sun;

sleep became nightmare by passage of centuries long before eons of slumber were done.

Higgledy piggledy, beast of antiquity, imminent, just as the prophecies warn,

shambling slowly but revelatorily, slouching towards Bethlehem, there to be born.

[necromycologist]

u ever see something so overpriced it vindicates every cheapskate bone in your body