catchy tagline here

vaguely annoying. she/her!

[almightytuba]

welcome to my blog! i’m Cal. any prns + 20 :]

current interests: Sam and Max, Postal, Murdle, Disco Elysium, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, MP100, CRK, The Magnus Archives(+Protocol!), Malevolent, and more. too much more. there is very little consistency.

if you have any recs please do tell me about them!

general DNI applies. proship, radfem/terf, conservative, zionists, etc. etc. block me.

daily clicks for Palestine.

i am awful at talking to people but thank you for visiting!

bonus strawpage for my links n such (spotify, artfight, ao3)

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 26

Dangerous Crow Boy Who Eats Plastic

Count Von Count (Sesame Street)

Remaining time: 4 days 12 hours

[velteris]

yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it’s a really hard job. they keep sending me to workplace counselling after each hit. “it’s normal to feel guilt at ending someone’s life,” they say. how do i tell them that’s not what makes me feel guilty? “but it’s okay. he’ll live a better life in another world.” yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes’ harems. how many women’s lives have i ruined. and they don’t even know. they don’t even know

[mcgravin]

Sounds like you need "His Soul is Marching On to Another World; or, the John Brown Isekai" by CabbagePreacher, an actual fic on AO3 about famed abolitionist martyr John Brown getting isekaied to such a world and going on a rampage abolishing harems.

[mercurymusing]

[theunvanquishedzims]

140 CHAPTERS?

[goldsunsets]

masculine urge to bash your head into a fucking wall

[almightytuba]

posts in a way that makes me look mysterious and cool and not suicidal

[almightytuba]

my draft count matches my follower count. kinda neat

[almightytuba]

i passed an anti-evolution sign and it had the typical crossed out march of progress but instead it started off with a jellybean shaped creature with legs and i almost cried laughing i cant even argue. like yeah that isn’t a real creature you’re right

[pissvortex]

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

[seobot]

[catchymemes]

[teaboot]

"she thinks this is bonding behavior" my friend this has BECOME your bonding behaviour

[taiwanesekid05]

[cheddar-baby]

Oi dont even joke lad

[boofinator]

[gar-wafflez]

@finns-gifs *points cutely*

[finns-gifs]

[almightytuba]

MORE yurimorons (and they’re still just sketches)

color alts! theyre just grooving. logico is trying very hard not to step on her feet. she is going to.

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale

[almightytuba]

trying to do some more genderbent yurimorons and the moral dilemma of ‘no, not every woman who is hot has to have their cleavage showing. that’s a misogynistic ideal’ versus ‘okay yeah but she would though’

[tinybed]

[comealongphil]

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[punkrorschach]

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce