Ill fuck ur mom

no bullshit

[the-golden-hand]

September 2021 - Current date

total saved: $111.26

[itsagoodlifecharliebrownz]

Alright guys here is another cup method that is just about fool-proof. Now there’s nothing necessarily wrong with the original cup method of making the incision at the bottom of the cup other than that you’ll have to constantly hold it from the bottom which is unnatural. Hardly anyone actually holds their cups that way and can easily be sus. By making the cut on the side of the cup, you can hold your cup normally and even lift it up in case anyone gets sus, and since there’s no cuts, it’s as if the makeup is just disappearing into thin air. All you have to do is with an x-acto knife, make either a hole or an X cut which will be covered by the sleeve, all you have to do is move the sleeve slightly upwards or downwards to conceal. I hope this method works great for you and please let me know if you used it! I’d love to see your hauls

[kittylifty]

Omg this is genius. I’ll definitely be using this method  

[the-golden-hand]

no hate to op but stuff shouldnt be falling out of the cup if you make an x at the bottom unless its really heavy so maybe practice what you plan to steal at home with something of a similar size and weight first to see which way fits your needs

[st3almeak1ss]

[the-golden-hand]

if you arent aware autism speaks is an awful company that creates a fuck ton of fear around people with autism and oh noo what if my kid is autistic that would be awful, a ton of other nonhelpful shit to the community etc etc also run by mostly neurotypical people etc etc anyways fuck autism speaks - an autistic person

[the-golden-hand]

pt 2 of who to rob: (not my video)

[the-golden-hand]

pt. 1 of who to rob :D (not my video btw)

[liftingmydreams-blog]

this is perfect for lifting makeup! depending on the bag and size of the slit you make, you can make pallets disappear. i did not in this video but i highly recommend grabbing a decoy as well so you have something to put back on the shelf. i’m also much more discreet about it in real life. repost if you found helpful and good luck! 😉

[beaniebooster-deactivated201708]

Lmao I was not expecting that.

[thr0witinthebag-blog]

SCREAMMINGGG

[your-bbg-lifts-blog]

OMG

[cottagecorecriminal]

i kinda wanna try this w a v slim exacto-knife cut in the side…

[the-golden-hand]

you can do this with fast food cups too

[lifterello]

Lift1ng purse

what kind of purse is best for lyft1ng?

[stargirllifts]

I dont need justification for why I lift if I want something I take it🤷🏻‍♀️ Government’s been doin it for years. Big business has too. Ulta tosses Too Faced palettes every month and pours bleach in their shampoo so people don’t dumpster dive. I dont give a shit about anti’s because truth is, while they could be doing something with their time like doxxing peodphiles or teaching themselves a new instrument they devote their time to fixating an obession on lifters. That’s just my hot take.

[lilpeeplifts]

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[happylifting]

easy to make makeup booster bag! portable and compact so you’re not walking around with a whole ass tinfoil lined purse.

[bisexual-lifting-princess-deact]

This is so great!

[imstealingthemoon]

DESPERATE?

Think they’re into you? Pretty sure you’re gonna get it? Not sure how to leave? Can’t do jail?

My friend was being followed by LP the other day and she had about $450+ worth of merch. She was being sussed HARD. And would have been caught if she wasnt a crazy bitch.

She had a pocket knife in her pants pocket and needed to get rid if some tags. Bathroom. But how????

This crazy bitch cuts her hand in her pocket and brings it up to her face, making sure to make the blood VERY visible, and makes it look like her nose is bleeding badly. She does this in from of cameras view so that if someone was watching her, they’d be confused. She cut deep enough to need stitches.

She went up to the nearest SA and asked where the bathrooms were, making sure she was in full view of the cameras, and mentioning being out of it and dizzy right before hand. She says “this happens right before I get migraines, I have a brain disorder. Nothing I can do, but I need some tissues and might need to go to the hospital soon.” SA freaks out a little and leads her to the bathroom. She says, “Thanks! I’ll be fine, haha. Just need to clean up and I’ll be out if your hair. Promise I will try my best not to bleed on anything!” SA says something about blood freaking her out. SA asks if she needs an ambulance lol. Friend assures her that its cool, her boyfriend is in the store near by and shes gonna call him to pick her up. SA wishes her well.

For pizzazz she fakes a call to her boyfriend while in the bathroom.

Friend grabs some toilet paper (not paper towels because she wanted people to stay the fuck away and see the blood), walks out with her head tilted and bloody. A few ask if shes ok and she just waves them off saying shes going to the doctor and she has a ride. No worries!“

The LP is nowhere to be found and isnt anywhere in the front of the store like they were earlier.

Friend speed walks out and to her car where she drives 5 miles away and parks in this fast food place where she bandages her hand tightly, drives home, dumps her shit, then heads to the hospital.

Holy mother of fuck. This was at the notorious K0H1#5 a few towns away. Bwahahahahaha!

But seriously, dont do something like this unless you have no other way out. Dont go with any associates. Dont let anyone CARRY anything for you. Be urgent that you need to get care but are ok consciously. Ensure you have someone in the car who can drive you. Dont go overboard, and stay calm as to not draw too much attention. Have clothes in hand that you “intended to pay for” , maybe even offer to pay for an item you “accidentally” got blood on. (Most will just let you go). Apologize and look embarrassed. Do not smile unless trying to reassure someone. Have insurance if you’re gonna fuck something up on yourself. Honestly? I’d rather break my arm than face jail time or a criminal record. Remember what we do is CRIME and you must choose the lesser of two evils if it boils down.

And you better be a great gotdamn actor. Stay safe. Stay out of trouble.

Be trouble.

(This does not promote self harm in no way shape or form. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Cant be this crazy? Dont do dumb shit.)

[naty-talya]

damn

[grandthefttotal]

Literally re-blog every time I see this 😭

[samlftblr]

My idol

[reilikeslifting]

companies that are NOT cruelty free, AKA they test on animals. updated 2021

Acqua Di Parma - Fragrance

Algenist - Skincare

Almay - Makeup

Always - Feminine Hygiene

AmorePacific - Makeup - Skincare

Amway - Body Care - Fragrance - Hair Care - Makeup - Skincare

Anna Sui - Fragrance - Hair Care - Makeup - Nail Polish - Skincare

Aquafresh - Oral Care

Aquaphor - Body Care - Skincare

Aramis - Fragrance

Arm & Hammer - Body Care - Cleaning

Armani Beauty - Fragrance - Makeup - Skincare

Atelier Cologne - Fragrance

Aveeno - Body Care - Hair Care - Skincare

Avene - Body Care - Skincare

Avon - Body Care For Men - Fragrance - Makeup - Skincare

Axe - Body Care - Deodorant - Fragrance

Bain de Soleil - Skincare - Sunscreen

Balenciaga - Fragrance

Banana Boat

Banila Co - Makeup - Skincare

Bath & Body Works - Body Care

Batiste - Hair Care 

Bed Head - Hair Care

Belif - Skincare

Benefit - Makeup

Bic - Hair Removal

Bioderma - Skincare - Sunscreen

Bioeffect

Biolage - Hair Care

Biologique Recherche - Body Care - Hair Care - Skincare

Biore - Skincare

Biotherm - Skincare

Bobbi Brown - Makeup - Skincare

Borghese - Body Care - Skincare

Bouncec - Laundry

Bourjois - Makeup

Bumble and Bumble - Hair Care

Burberry - Fragrance - Makeup

BVLGARI - Fragrance

By Terry - Makeup - Skincare

Byredo

Cacharel - Fragrance

Calgon - Body Care - Fragrance

Calvin Klein - Fragrance - Makeup

Carefree - Feminine Hygiene

Caress - Body Care

Caudalie - Body Care - Skincare

CeraVe - Body Care - Skincare

Cetaphil - Body Care - Skincare - Sunscreen

Chanel - Body Care - Fragrance - Makeup - Skincare

Chapstick - Body Care - Skincare

Chloe - Fragrance

Christina Aguilera - Fragrance

Clairol - Hair Care - Hair Dye

Clarins - Fake Tan For Men - Makeup - Skincare - Sunscreen

Clarisonic - Skincare

Cle de Peau - Makeup - Skincare

Clean & Clear - Skincare

Clear - Hair Care

Clearasil

Clinique - Makeup - Skincare

Clorox - Cleaning - Laundry

Colgate - Oral Care

Comet - Cleaning

Coppertone - Body Care - Sunscreen

Coty - Body Care - Fragrance - Makeup - Skincare

Crabtree & Evelyn - Body Care - Fragrance  - Hair Care - Skincare

Crest - Oral Care

Curel - Body Care - Skincare

Davidoff - Fragrance

Dawn - Cleaning

Decléor - Body Care - Skincare - Sunscreen

Degree - Body Care - Deodorant

Demeter - Fragrance

DHC - Body Care - Makeup - Skincare

Dial - Body Care

Diesel - Fragrance

Differin - Skincare

Dior - Fragrance - Makeup - Skincare

Dolce & Gabbana - Fragrance - Makeup

Donna Karan - Fragrance

Downy - Laundry

Dr. Brandt - Skincare

Dr. Jart+ - Skincare

Dunhill - Fragrance

Elemis - Body Care For Men - Skincare

Elie Saab - Fragrance

Elizabeth Arden - Fragrance - Makeup - Skincare

Elta MD - Body Care - Skincare - Sunscreen

Erno Laszlo - Body Care - Skincare

Escada - Fragrance

Estée Lauder - Body Care - Fragrance - Makeup - Skincare

Etude House - Body Care - Hair Care - Makeup - Skincare

Eucerin - Skincare

Eve Lom - Skincare

Febreze - Cleaning

Femfresh - Feminine Hygiene

Fendi - Fragrance

Filorga

Fresh - Body Care - Fragrance - Skincare

Gain - Laundry

Gillette - Hair Removal

Giorgio Armani - Fragrance - Makeup - Skincare

Givenchy - Fragrance - Makeup - Skincare

Glade - Cleaning

GLAMGLOW - Makeup - Skincare

GoldwellGot2b - Hair Care

Green Works - Cleaning - Laundry

Gucci - Fragrance

Guerlain - Fragrance - Makeup - Skincare

Head & Shoulders - Hair Care

Helena Rubinstein - Makeup - Skincare

Henkel

Hugo Boss - Fragrance

Innisfree - Body Care - Hair Care - Makeup - Skincare

Irish Spring

Isdin - Baby - Body Care - Hair Care - Skincare - Sunscreen

Issey Miyake - Fragrance

Ivory - Body Care

Jergens - Body Care - Fake Tan

Jimmy Choo - Fragrance - Makeup

Jo Malone - Fragrance

John Frieda - Hair Care 

John Varvatos

Johnson & Johnson - Body Care - Skincare

Joy - Cleaning

Jurlique - Body Care - Skincare

Kaboom - Cleaning

Kenzo - Fragrance

Kerastase - Hair Care - Hair Dye

Kiehl’s - Body Care For Men - Hair Care - Skincare

Klorane - Hair Care - Skincare

Kose - Body Care - Hair Care - Makeup - Skincare

Kotex - Feminine Hygiene

L’Occitane - Body Care - Fragrance - Hair Care - Skincare

L’Oréal - Body Care - Fragrance - Hair Care - Hair Dye - Makeup - Skincare

La Mer - Body Care - Makeup - Skincare

La Roche-Posay - Skincare - Sunscreen

Lab Series For Men - Body Care For Men - Hair Care - Hair Removal - Skincare

Lacoste - Fragrance

Lady Speed Stick - Body Care - Deodorant

Lancaster Beauty - Skincare - Sunscreen

Lancôme - Fragrance - Makeup - Skincare

Laneige - Makeup - Skincare

Lanvin - Fragrance

Listerine - Oral Care

Lubriderm - Body Care - Skincare

Lux - Body Care

Lysol - Cleaning

MAC - Makeup - Nail Polish - Skincare

Make Up For Ever - Makeup - Nail Polish

Mamonde - Body Care - Makeup - Skincare - Sunscreen

Marc Jacobs Fragrances - Fragrance

Mary Kay - Body Care - Fragrance - Makeup - Skincare

Matrix - Hair Care - Hair Dye

Max Factor - Makeup

Maybelline - Makeup

Michael Kors - Fragrance

Miller Harris - Fragrance

Missha

Mitchum - Body Care - Deodorant

Miu Miu - Fragrance

Mr. Clean - Cleaning

Muji

Nair - Hair Removal

NARS - Makeup - Nail Polish

Natural Instincts - Hair Dye

Necessaire - Body Care - Deodorant

Neutrogena - Body Care - Makeup - Skincare

Nexxus - Hair Care - Hair Dye

Nice ’n Easy - Hair Dye

Nina Ricci - Fragrance

Nioxin - Hair Care

Nivea - Body Care For Men - Hair Care - Skincare

Noxzema - Skincare

Nuxe - Body Care - Skincare

NYC - Makeup

o.b. Tampons - Feminine Hygiene

O.TWO.O Cosmetics

Obagi - Skincare

OGX - Hair Care

Ojon - Body Care - Makeup - Skincare

Olay - Body Care - Skincare

Old English - Cleaning

Old Spice - Body Care - Deodorant For Men

OPI - Nail Polish

Oral B - Oral Care

Oriflame - Body Care - Fragrance - Hair Care - Makeup - Skincare

Origins - Body Care - Makeup - Skincare

Oxi - Clean - Cleaning

Paco Rabanne - Fragrance

Palmer’s - Body Care - Fake Tan - Skincare

Palmolive - Body Care - Cleaning - Hair Care

Pantene - Hair Care

Pat McGrath Labs - Makeup

Peter Thomas Roth - Body Care - Hair Care - Skincare

Philosophy - Body Care - Skincare

Phyto - Hair Care - Hair Dye

Pine-Sol - Cleaning

Ponds - Skincare

Prada - Fragrance

Procter & Gamble - Body Care - Hair Care - Makeup - Oral Care - Skincare

Purex - Body Care

Ralph Lauren - Fragrance

Red Earth

Redken - Hair Care - Hair Dye

Rembrandt - Oral Care

Revlon - Makeup

Rexona - Deodorant

Rimmel London - Makeup

RoC - Skincare

S.C. Johnson - Body Care - Skincare

Schick - Hair Removal

Schwartzkopf - Hair Care - Hair Dye

Scope - Oral Care

Sebastian - Hair Care

Sebastian Professional - Hair Care - Hair Dye

Sensodyne - Oral Care

Sephora Collection - Makeup

Sexy Hair - Hair Care

Shiseido - Makeup - Skincare - Sunscreen

Shu Uemura - Makeup - Skincare

Sinful Colors - Nail Polish

Sisley Paris

SK-II - Skincare

Skin Inc Supplement Bar -

Skin  Ceuticals - Skincare

Skinfood

Soft & Dri - Body Care - Deodorant

Son & Park

Stayfree - Feminine Hygiene

Sulwhasoo - For Men - Makeup - Skincare

Sunlight - Laundry

Sunsilk - Hair Care

Swiffer - Cleaning

The Face Shop

Thierry Mugler - Body Care - Fragrance

Tide - Laundry

Tigi - Hair Care - Hair Dye

Tom Ford - Fragrance - Makeup - Skincare

Tommy Hilfiger - Fragrance

Too Cool For School

Unilever - Body Care - Hair Care - Skincare

V05 - Hair Care

Valentino - Fragrance

Vaseline - Body Care - Skincare

Veet - Hair Removal

Venus - Hair Removal

Vera Wang - Fragrance

Versace - Fragrance

Vichy - Skincare

Victoria’s Secret - Body Care - Fragrance

Vidal Sassoon - Hair Care - Hair Dye

Viktor & Rolf - Fragrance

Wella - Hair Care - Hair Dye

Windex - Cleaning

Woolite - Laundry

Yves Rocher - Body Care - Fragrance - Hair Care - Makeup - Skincare

Yves Saint Laurent - Fragrance - Makeup - Skincare

Zara - Fragrance

P.S this took like an hour… anyway ROB THEM BLIND!

[natsulifter]

actually stealing makeup products is morally okay. these huge corporations make multi-million advertising efforts to tell you that you’re ugly without their product, and then sell it to you for however many times the product is actually worth. all major cosmetics industries are run by MEN. i could not care if these people are losing money. fuck em.

[the-golden-hand]

they dont even use their products to advertise it they use other products + photoshop and try to convince you that you arent supposed to have pores or any oil on your skin while your skin being soft as a baby's ass also some people boost and sell what they lift to pay for rent and stuff so yeah, steal all the makeup you want.

[the-golden-hand]

went to the mall with my sister 💕 this is what we grabbed, i know its not much but this was her first time and ive been on a break for a while so we didnt wanna get too bold! stay humble y'all

Breakdown:

Chips - $1

Bubbles - $1

Lotion - $7.50

Pen - $4

Mini journal - $10

Teether (i have autism and need it to stim) - $1

Nails - $8

Pins - $2 each, $8 total

Earrings - $7

(theres more might update later lolz)

Total Saved:

$47.50

[teddyl1ft-blog]

things you shouldn’t do because it messes with people and workers

- card cloning (taking the numbers off a gift card and waiting for it to be activated so you can use it)

- pickpocketing

- stealing from family/small businesses

- stealing people’s animals (pets or livestock)

- assaulting LP or SAs

- damaging store property (this includes peeing in a dressing room)

- releasing animals/pests into stores

- dining and dashing

- riding and dashing (getting a cab/taxi and when you get to your destination, you get out of the car and run without paying the fee)

feel free to add more because i cant think of anything else

[the-golden-hand]

stealing peoples food/drinks in fast food places

[cann1balcr1mez]

can pickpockets please stop grouping themselves with us, please and thank you xoxo

[disastergaylifter-deactivated20]

yes my blog is NOT pickpocket friendly please do not interact if you steal from individual people. I only lîft from chain stores and big corporations, the ethics are entirely different from pickpocketing smh.

[liftingfaerie]

Anti-pickpocket blog 😌 don’t steal from people only stores

[secret-shopper]

also if you steal packages- bye

[liftr]

Reposted from outside the community! I'll stop when they do x

[deactismho]

Sh0pl1ft1ng & Karma

Hey loves, I’ve seen a fair few people wonder if shoplifting will give them bad karma, have negative affect on their luck, energies they attract, etc. And here’s the take on it;

Lifting is a victimless crime. It does not directly hurt innocent people. It does not cause harm to others. If companies penalize wages or work times as a result of “losses”, that’s highly illegal and they’re fucking you over. For me & many others, It’s a way to protest against and not contribute to the regulation of evil, faceless corporations who don’t care about us. 

These big corporations we lift from continue to do things so awful we can never even begin to imagine the heft of them. If I was to buy from them instead of lift, I’d be doing nothing but supporting the fucked up shit they do. This includes child exploitation & labour, unsafe & extremely dangerous working conditions, huge contribution to pollution, creating excess waste, discrimination and abuse, disregard of employees, greedy & shady intentions, etc).

Since the basis of karma is “good or bad luck, viewed as resulting from one’s actions”, lifting does not come into this category of “bad karma”, because if I’m being honest, I really don’t think supporting these companies would give anyone good karma.

One way or another, these companies need a bit of karma in return. Which most believe comes in the form of things such as losses due to shoplifting. 

The only bad karma you could gain from lifting is stealing from Mom & Pop or locally owned stores as there are real, innocent people behind them who rely on their income.

🖤🤍🖤If you believe in karma & higher beings, please don’t ever feel guilty or scared of lifting, because these “higher beings” are on your side. Whether that be in the form of gut feelings to tell us when to ditch our stuff, or clueless SA’s & unattended fitting rooms. 🖤🤍🖤

Fuck this system that continues to keep people down! They don’t deserve your money! Fuck the police! Be gay! Do crime!