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I’m a big ass nerd and I really wish someone other than a small game shop sold dice or dice bags for D&D ooff.
I found all that shit at B@rnes and n0ble if you can’t find it at your location try another one ✨ ur welcome
You're a beautiful angel u know that?
Lifter Asks
Not trying to call anyone out, but I’m reposting since OP, (littletinylifter-blog), (I’m only listing it to give credit), reblogs outside of the community and original post has 1000+ notes. These seem fun and I want people to ask while being safer!
1) Alone or partner?
2) Rush, broke or both?
3) Fav store?
4) Estimated total?
5) What kind of tags have you successfully taken off?
6) Ever caught?
7) Scariest time?
8) Biggest tip for newbies?
9) What is your most lifted item/item category?
10) Biggest haul?
11) Favorite lifted item?
12) First time? How and why did you start?
13) Age started?
14) How long have you been a lifter?
15) How long have you been in the community?
16) Ever took a time off? For how long and why?
17) Lift wish list?
18) Whats too far or too much?
19) How often?
20) What the most you think you could lift in a day?
21) Largest single item lifted? How?
22) Favorite story?
23) How many people know IRL?
24) Do you often lift for other people? if so who? Do they know it was lifted?
25) Fav lifting blog?
1) Alone or partner?
I have a lifting partner! Any hauls will include her shit too.
2) Rush, broke or both?
(No fucking idea what this means. Broke?)
3) Fav store?
Walmart is the easiest, but VS is my favorite item store. Can never have too many panties!
4) Estimated total?
(Lol no idea. Give me time, I'll start counting)
5) What kind of tags have you successfully taken off?
I do not fuck with tags. Maybe someday. But it leaves too much evidence behind and I have a future.
6) Ever caught?
I hope not.
7) Scariest time?
Lol we got sussed at Walmart. People waiting outside the bathroom. Partner needs to smoke a joint or something. She almost blew it.
8) Biggest tip for newbies?
Dont think you'll get away with it? Then dont fucking do it.
9) What is your most lifted item/item category?
Lipstick lol
10) Biggest haul?
$700 (two years ago before this blog)
11) Favorite lifted item?
The first thing I ever lifted- a dollar tree tape measure with a cat on it. This was in 2nd grade and I still have it.
12) First time? How and why did you start?
^^^^^^^^
I grew up super poor and while my parents did their best to hide it, I NEVER asked for anything. I felt too bad. So sometimes I would take stuff because I was mad at businesses and social classes. (I was a very angsty 7-year-old. Nothing has changed.)
13) Age started?
7
14) How long have you been a lifter?
13 years
15) How long have you been in the community?
This one? A few months.
16) Ever took a time off? For how long and why?
Yeah, for like, 2 years in HS. Didnt feel like it.
17) Lift wish list?
Some work out clothes and some necessities. I also dont want to pay for concealer.
18) Whats too far or too much?
Taking something that could give me jail time, or taking from a small buisness.
19) How often?
At least once a month.
20) What the most you think you could lift in a day?
Aha... dont try me.
21) Largest single item lifted? How?
Haha my friend got a pair of shoes that were like $30 by walking out in them. Lol probably not the highest but fuck we should have been caught.
22) Favorite story?
Read the nose bleed story under DESPERATE? (AHA)
23) How many people know IRL?
My partner and my sis.
24) Do you often lift for other people? if so who? Do they know it was lifted?
Yeah, my sis. She knows and doesn't care.
25) Fav lifting blog?
Obviously heavenly lifter. So aesthetic 🙀🙀🙀
I'm a big ass nerd and I really wish someone other than a small game shop sold dice or dice bags for D&D ooff.
If these magnets don’t take off every single tag known to man I will become feral and eat them
Please inform me if they worked or not 😂
Pics or it didnt happen
Places I will never lift from:
Kohls, Target, Best Buy, JCPenney, Dillards, Mácys, Sephora, Neiman Marcus
I lift from some of these places but I seriously live in an insane rich neighborhood, like there are million dollar houses less than a ten minute drive away from me
Yeah I don’t understand why some are so afraid of big department stores like di llards and ma cys. Maybe it’s because I only take clothes and nothing else?
Here's a tip from a former b3stbuy employee: Dont fucking lift there. They build cases, they will remember you from a year ago, they will chase even though its against policy, they WILL prosecute, they WILL follow you into the bathroom, and (the only store I know of) it fucks the employees hard on bonuses and hours. Especially if something is stolen from their department.
Fuck corporations but please leave B3st Buy alone.
(OH AND their cameras are clear enough to see the color of your eyes.)
Personal rant about my insane mother
I was visiting my sister and mum today until Sunday. I lifted over £40 worth of the nicest salmon and prawns from M&S for them (I’m vegetarian). Also lifted VS underwear and bras for my sister. Also lifted some expensive face serums and shit for my mum, who I’ve never got along with because she was always abusive but I’m a nice person so what the heck.
Take an hour train. My mum is already pissing me off talking to me with an attitude on the phone and hanging up on me for literally no reason. Get there and she picks me up. Starts shouting over every little thing. Gets majorly pissed off that I need to go to the post office, shouts at me about there being nowhere to park, shouts at me about it taking too long… I ask her who the fuck she’s talking to because I know I didn’t come all this way with hundreds of £ of goodies for them only to be treated like trash. She goes off on one of her abusive rants. We’re on the way to my sisters house and I make a joke about her driving cus she swerved like a mad woman, and she starts screaming at me like a fucking psycho.
I told her to turn around and take me back to the train station. She did and we stayed silent the whole way. We get there and she says ‘are you happy now? You’ve treated me like shit (she always gaslights me like that) and ruined my day, bet you’re happy now’. I told her to get mental help. A while later I ask if she has anything to say. She ignores. I ask again. She says ‘do you have anything to say to ME? Like an apology?’ Genuinely laughed at that, she really is insane. I ask again calmly if she has something to say. She says no. I ask if she’s sure. She ignored.
So I opened the packages of fish and proceeded to empty them out onto the floor outside one by one. She started talking shit about them having cameras and threatening me that if she gets a fine we’ll have ‘trouble’, so I emptied the last package IN the car, got out and I’m now waiting for my train back home. (I know it was a waste but I don’t eat fish and I sure as HELL wasn’t going to give it to that piece of shit)
Had a bit of a cry but I’m over it now. Never again. Really need to learn once and for all that people don’t change, regardless of how many chances you give them or how good you are to them. I pray the fish smell lingers in her car for eternity. And I pray karma kicks her ass since I had the self control not to, and lord knows it was difficult. Gonna go home and sleep and be sad, and have a marathon lifting day tomorrow to cheer myself up.
Ah. It seems you are a fellow child of a narcissist.
Put her in a nursing home when she gets old enough and emigrate out of the country.
my first haul! i went to target with my cousin + i picked up these beauties ~ – ♡ NYX butter gloss (4) - $20 ♡ NYX soft matte lip cream (2) - $12 ♡ maybelline blushed nudes palette - $10 ♡ maybelline baby lips gloss (4) - $14 ♡ NYX born to glow illuminator - $6.80 ♡ NYX honey dew me up primer - $17 ♡ revlon super lustrous gloss - $6 ♡ NYX jumbo eye pencil - $4.50 ♡ PF happy booster blush - $10.80 ♡ total: $101.10 ♡
Cute 10/10
everything is pink and it makes me happy
so cute !!
...*screams internally because CUTE*
IF ! YOU! ARE! NOT! A! LIFTING! BLOG! DONT! REBLOG! MY! POSTS
seriously, dont do it. you will catch a fat block from me.
DESPERATE?
Think they're onto you? Pretty sure you're gonna get it? Not sure how to leave? Can't do jail?
My friend was being followed by LP the other day and she had about $450+ worth of merch. She was being sussed HARD. And would have been caught if she wasnt a crazy bitch.
She had a pocket knife in her pants pocket and needed to get rid if some tags. Bathroom. But how????
This crazy bitch cuts her hand in her pocket and brings it up to her face, making sure to make the blood VERY visible, and makes it look like her nose is bleeding badly. She does this in from of cameras view so that if someone was watching her, they'd be confused. She cut deep enough to need stitches.
She went up to the nearest SA and asked where the bathrooms were, making sure she was in full view of the cameras, and mentioning being out of it and dizzy right before hand. She says "this happens right before I get migraines, I have a brain disorder. Nothing I can do, but I need some tissues and might need to go to the hospital soon." SA freaks out a little and leads her to the bathroom. She says, "Thanks! I'll be fine, haha. Just need to clean up and I'll be out if your hair. Promise I will try my best not to bleed on anything!" SA says something about blood freaking her out. SA asks if she needs an ambulance lol. Friend assures her that its cool, her boyfriend is in the store near by and shes gonna call him to pick her up. SA wishes her well.
For pizzazz she fakes a call to her boyfriend while in the bathroom.
Friend grabs some toilet paper (not paper towels because she wanted people to stay the fuck away and see the blood), walks out with her head tilted and bloody. A few ask if shes ok and she just waves them off saying shes going to the doctor and she has a ride. No worries!"
The LP is nowhere to be found and isnt anywhere in the front of the store like they were earlier.
Friend speed walks out and to her car where she drives 5 miles away and parks in this fast food place where she bandages her hand tightly, drives home, dumps her shit, then heads to the hospital.
Holy mother of fuck. This was at the notorious K0H1#5 a few towns away. Bwahahahahaha!
But seriously, dont do something like this unless you have no other way out. Dont go with any associates. Dont let anyone CARRY anything for you. Be urgent that you need to get care but are ok consciously. Ensure you have someone in the car who can drive you. Dont go overboard, and stay calm as to not draw too much attention. Have clothes in hand that you "intended to pay for" , maybe even offer to pay for an item you "accidentally" got blood on. (Most will just let you go). Apologize and look embarrassed. Do not smile unless trying to reassure someone. Have insurance if you're gonna fuck something up on yourself. Honestly? I'd rather break my arm than face jail time or a criminal record. Remember what we do is CRIME and you must choose the lesser of two evils if it boils down.
And you better be a great gotdamn actor. Stay safe. Stay out of trouble.
Be trouble.
(This does not promote self harm in no way shape or form. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Cant be this crazy? Dont do dumb shit.)
Masterpost: How to Save Space & Stay Organized While Lifting:
Want to avoid getting caught just because SAs notice your bag looks lumpy as fuck when you leave a store? Want to stay organized and not constantly shuffle around the shit ton of clothes you just stole in your bags between stores?? Want to fit even more of those delightfully sinful clothes in any bag your evil hearts desire??? Want to skip the extra trips having to dump your stolen goodies in your car cause you can’t control your lifting habit???? Want to finally organize the disgusting piles of all your hauls that have been collecting dust in your bedroom?????
Here you go u filthy animals.
Step-by-step illustrations on how to properly fold clothes in life, I tried this out today and sweet Jesus Christ on a cracker it works wonders for lifting. (Taken from a book I lifted called “Spark Joy”)
Example: fold shirts this way and stack at bottom of your bag, and throw an unfolded item on top to cover the clothes. No stores will ever fold your new clothes this neat so it’s best to cover them to make it look natural if you have an open shopping bag.
*** Please note that this only works in fitting rooms or if you go to the mall restrooms after hitting a store… please don’t attempt this on the store floor lmao cuz obviously ur done 4 if someone saw you folding shit this way out in the open.
Let me know if you try this and it works out for you too!!!
Much love 🐒❤️
god bless 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Perfec t:-D
i love being a petite lifter because i can try on all the shit i want in the reg section, say it’s all too long and ask if they have a petite section. when they say yes it’s usually quite limited and i can justifiably not get anything and often they say no and i can saunter out unsuspected ✌️
Lol I wanna fucking die reading this but girl u do u maybe I’ll be able to do this someday 🌟
reblog this if you’re an active lifter in the community
i want more mutuals!!
TO MY BROKE GALS & GUYS
I lift as much as I can, but there are some luxuries we just can’t lift. For instance, shoes! There are certain brand name shoes I have wanted forevvveerrrr but are brand name, guarded at stores, and way too expensive! I mean how am I gonna pull off some Louis Vuitton sandals? Here’s your solution!
www.ioffer.com
Designer sandals, designer sneakers, designer everything at super low prices. Be warned, it’s addictive and I HATE spending money! Just search up what your looking for and voila! Gucci sandals? They have hundreds. Louis Vuitton sneakers? Hundreds. Kate spade purses you can’t lift yet? Hundreds. Please ALWAYS make sure the seller has a decent number of ratings, has a 99%-100% rating, and has been on ioffer for at least a year. Don’t fool with sellers with super low prices and no reviews because you will get scammed. Please keep in mind at such low prices these are replicas and yea it’s illegal (mostly for the seller) , but so is what we do already. And no, the c0ps won’t pull up to your house for shopping on ioffer lmao. THESE DO COME FROM CHINA SO EXPECT TO WAIT 2-4 WEEKS! I don’t mind because I’m getting nikes for $10 that I simply cannot lift.
I love this site and I hope some of y'all do too💞💞 I have nikes and adidas superstars, and gold Tory burch earrings from here, none of which ANYONE knew were replicas.
If you have an issue with replicas keep scrolling im trying to help my broke friends out thx 💞
this is great because if it looks nice enough who’s gonna sus someone with a Gucci belt or purse
I was just scrolling through the makeup section and holy fuck they had a Huda Beauty Desert Dusk palette for $8
Fake it til ya make it babes. Look like you're 30 with a kid and a mortgage.
We’re gonna name our HP houses!
Ravenclaw!
Slytherin 🐍🐍
Gryffindor bitches 💁🏻♀️ the dumb reckless little shit I am
hufflepuff for life (lol even tho I’m serpentlifts)
Slytherin!🌸🐍🌸
slytherin af
Gryffindor ❤️💛
Slytherin pride 🐍💚
hufflepuff ! 💛
slytherin 🐍✨
Ya'll are lying. We're ALL Slytherin. 🐍
Slytherin is the official house of the community.
Hello beautiful-angel-darling-thang! New to tumblr and I'm curious. Why is K@51§ such a satanic omen when their dressing rooms are always messy and no one watches them?
If your referring to k0hols then STAY AWAY AS FAR AS YOU CAN their lp is savage in a bad way they WILL put their hands on you they WILL chase you in a parking lot they DO racially profile
Now when it comes to a messy dressing room it’s a God send SOMETIMES keep in mind that k0hols lp is demonic some times it could be a trap
Oh and they do prosecute
But keep in mind that every location is different put too many of us lifters got our ass handed to us at k0hols but if you want to mess with k0hols then bring some holy water and a good disguise 😘
Thanks homie. My friend use to work there and she said that the one we have isnt even close to being that clever.
My lifting partner and I will post our haul if we make it out alive. Wish me luck!!! 🍓❤
Mē1jèř and W@łm@ř+ hawl:
Łevi Jéans -$25.00
Spãrkley lêggings -$7.00
Stríped lêggings -$6.00
Grey Lêggings -$6.00
Pànties (x7) -$21.00 ($3 each)
Màma Chîa -$3.00
Tampons (lôl) -$3.00
Tūscâny Cândle-$12.00
Alpaca Wallet -$10.00
Graphic "safe keeper" wallet -$12.00
Řîmmëł Ultra Matte concealer -$5.00
Řēvļőñ instä-fįłťēř foundation stick -$12.00
Būŕţż Bĕèź lip shimmers (x4) -$24.00 ($6.00 each)
Bûŕțź Bēèź liquid ĺipstick -$10.00
Gum (x2) -$3.00 (1.50 each)
Grand total: $159.00
Got sussed at Wä!mäŕ+. All kinds of people waiting by the family bath, but what could they do?
Tip of the day: Go with your fucking gut. They just cleaned the bathroom? Don't get fucking comfortable. Flush those fucking tags. Even if your partner says otherwise. You can NEVER be too careful. There were FIVE people waiting outside that door and I even made conversation. Because fuck you. I left no evidence. My friend was scared shitless. We will be avoiding that one for a while. You just never know.
May your purses be large and your lipstick be free my friends. Stay safe.
Guide to shoplifting
I’ve gotten caught twice and I’ve done it once in the past 6 months since I’ve been caught. So I’m going to just give you all the best tips and things I should of done. Please read this, it’s helpful.
I do not recommend stealing from Macys, this is where I got caught. It’s not even worth stealing from there unless you have a metal tag detacher. They know how to spot people, and will detain you even if they didn’t see you physically put the stuff in your bag. Friends and I got caught for taking tags off items and putting them under the dressing room divider. I probably could of got out of it if I were to say something like “you never saw me put anything in my bag”, “you have no proof”. I was just so in shock of what happened that words couldn’t come out of my mouth.
Bring a bag with, one that isn’t big and doesn’t look empty when you walk into the store and full when you walk out. It’s not worth it at all, you lived without the things you’re stealing. It’s not mandatory to have all the items now. DO NOT be greedy. Take what you truly want, do not take it just to impress your friends. Think if you are actually going to use it, if you aren’t put it back. Everything I stole when I got caught wasn’t for me it was just to show off to my friends!
Leave the tags on if they are paper, if you leave any evidence in the dressing room they are going to stop you. You probably do have a right to leave if you say something, but I’m pretty sure you don’t have any laws memorized in your head and you will be to scared to say anything. This goes for packaging as well.
If you have a security hook detacher do not put it in the same place as your stole items, put it in your bra or underwear. You will get in sooooo much more trouble if this is found. You can’t lie to them and say you had no intention of stealing.
Don’t look at the cameras, and go alone. Listen to music if it helps, but if it makes you so nervous you need to look up at the cameras every minute then don’t even shoplift. The security people focus on young teens, but care more if they are in a group.
Take more to the dressing room then what you want to steal. I always tried to remember to bring a small coat that isn’t mine to put the tags in. Also you can’t walk out with everything you took in.
If you need to take the tags off, bring tape or hide them under the store's dressing room paintings. You can take the tags off and tape them under the chair in the dressing room or put them behind the paintings.
Bring money, you can say you had the intention of paying it.
Where I live the first time I got caught I had to pay a store fee, that was it. The second time I had to go to a ten hour class. If I get caught again I for sure will have to go to court and it will be on my record.
If you get caught, do not run. Instead apologize. Be semi honest You probably won’t get away, and you’ll just end up getting in more trouble. When I took that class the instructor said you’re all here because none of you apologized for your actions. The people who caught you are doing their jobs and know excuses. They aren’t all dumb. Confess to what you stole, tell them you had no intentions on doing it and it was your first time because you have seen it on your show and wanted to feel the rush.
Favorite places I shoplifted,
Sephora in Jcpenney, Target, Kohls, Nordstrom, Loft, Bath and Body Works, Pacsun, Barnes and Noble, Victoria Secret (underwear), H&M (accessories). These stores never used security on the things I wanted to steal (besides Nordstrom).
Favorite places with the hook detacher (can be bought from geekbuying or aliexpress),
Hollister, Express, Posh Love (Can’t think of any others).
NORDSTORM/HIGHER END DEPARTMENT STORES, Once I stole a jacket from Nordstrom and you should really do this with all clothes is check where there is the washing instructions tags, sometimes stores put their security tags there. I looked around and from a multicolored type sticker on the jacket! Also a tip for stealing jackets is to stuff it in the jacket you bring to the store since it’s winter!
When I got caught for the first time they brought me to the camera room, and I saw how they could room in and rotate all of the cameras. They had multiple cameras for all the areas of the store. This was Kohls. I just got caught here because I was being stupid and doing it in the open since I was cocky. I shoplifted from Kohls multiple times after in the dressing room and never got caught.
If you purchase something after concealing what you want to steal I’m pretty sure you’re in the clear of suspicion.
