The Goon Wizards Tower

I am a scholar of Goonmancy. Don't forget to goon ethically my apprentices. Considering how I speak on magic minors DNI

[christinarobinson-art]

Fem Hansry.... medieval yuri....

[m0stevilresident]

Silver Rush: Feel the rush of a warm laser in your hand.

[ghoulantic]

patrolling the mojave ALMOST makes you WISH for a nuclear winter

[letalis-psyche]

The winner takes it all and she gets to flex about it. Sorry.

[the-shy-lonely-weirdo]

If you ever need to feel better, just watch Mr. Rogers.

Tenna knows that and does this for Kris whenever they feel down about themselves.

[amorphousbl0b]

The tribes of Tumblr appeared to worship Apollo as their primary patron deity, most often under the epithet Apollo Spairahemon ("Apollo the Ball-Thrower") as a god of prophecy and sport. His name was typically invoked to celebrate a user blessed with uncommon prescience. Moments of prophecy were considered highly sacred and were often recorded, and such texts are sometimes accompanied by an artistic depiction of the god — either his traditional masculine image or, unusually, in the form of a young woman, which appears to have been an earlier style before a conservative shift toward more conventional iconography — preparing to cast a round rubber ball that our scholars believe was used in the sport known as "dodge ball". Much as other cults regarded his arrows as bringers of disease and health, this community believed that being struck by this ball would bestow prophetic visions.

Some icons are reproduced below:

An earlier depiction (c. 2020) of Apollo as a girl clad in a simple tunic and playing with other children. Figures are smiling and the image is brightly colored, indicating a celebratory outlook toward knowledge of the future.

A later piece (c. 2022) that resembles the traditional appearance of Apollo. References to childhood and play are omitted, and the god carries a more frightening aspect; perhaps this icon represented grim omens rather than good tidings.

[the-goon-wizard]

Goonmancy is strongest in the way it helps bonds, it may not create bonds itself but it adds strength to them. If thou cannot even speak words of goon to a friend can they beat thy full soul? Not all friends must bare full soul of another of course but soul friends are the friends of truest nature.

Therefore Goonmancy performed with a friend can strengthen platonic bond. The charging of thy jerk off crystals will provide you arcane focus in time of need, and a charge is more powerful with friend.

It of course goes with little saying to be careful about Goonmancy with a friend, it's volatility can mutate or harm friendships if the proper boundaries aren't made. Boundaries as always are one of the corner stones of Goonmancy and I want you all to never forget that. Goonmancy may be strong but thy friendship should be stronger.

[mage-bane]

just learned that counterspell is itself a spell. ruined my whole day i feel so lied to.

[the-goon-wizard]

The foolish magic hater knows not what he is supposed to hate. A lesson in how hate is an ignorance causer and blind hate will only harm the self. Magic can lie in any act, take the music of bards for instance. We are magic friend and I hope thou sees that some day.

[the-goon-wizard]

Gooning is perhaps one of the most dangerous schools of magic. Thou must remember that when thou dost goon it must be done responsibly and ethically. Gooning to the conjuration made by the infernal simulacrums the faux-artificers call AI will only lead to corruption of thy mana and the world itself.