Moneey 🎶 Moneeey 🎶

*sigh* Wish it’d start raining money...

[the-great-mammon]

Hey, hey! The Great Mammon here! Unfortunately, I won’t really be active on this Tumblr. Of course, ya can still dm me and I’ll answer you but what I mean is that I won’t be answering asks and I’ll be more active on my discord.

Here.

That’s me:

Oh and my friend did a discord server! Y’all better join it! I’ll be sad if you don’t!

Here’s the link: https://discord.gg/AmqJrCv

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[capricorn-chaos]

Mammon: Lucifer has let me live another Day.

Mammon: And I'm about to make it everyone's problem.

[blobibou]

Mammon: When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomach?

MC:

Mammon:

MC: Mammon it's 3 a.m.

[mammon-beloved]

Mammon: Oh. My. Money.

MC: Don’t you mean “god”?

Mammon: You worship your thing, I’ll worship mine.

[cheesetrap0113]

I sketched demon form Mammon today…

Tomorrow? Who knows…

[incorrect-obeyme]

MC: is there a word thats a mix between sad and angry?

Satan: miserable, disgruntled, desolated-

Mammon: smad

[fluffimemes]

Mammon: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Satan: If you say "addicionary" I swear to fucking Diavolo I will kill you.

Mammon: I was gonna say "high definition" but yours is better.

[incorrect-obeyme]

MC: Past tense of Willian Shakespeare? William Shookspeare.

Mammon: Wouldiwas Shookspeared.

Satan: I am giving you two ten seconds to run

[cinn-cin]

Let the Great Mammon handle this, human

[skialue]

MC: *holds Mammon's face between two slices of bread* what are you?!

Mammon: ..An idiot sandwich..

MC: No! You're my wholesome meal!

Mammon: *tearing up* ...oh

[the-great-mammon]

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[sailed-0ut]

Please don’t hesitate

[diavolos-feet-deactivated202105]

Mammon : *clinging onto MC*

MC : *Giving Mammon pecks on the cheek*

Beel : *stares at them with big eyes*

MC : Beel, Do you want a kiss?

Beel : Yes

Mammon : Now listen here the human belongs to the great Mam—

Beel : *get's in between Mammon and MC and kisses MC*

Asmo : what's going on?

Beel : I'm getting a kiss from MC

Asmo : Ooh me too!! *shoves Mammon away*

Mammon : HEY—

Belphie : what's going on here...?

Asmo : we're getting kisses from MC!

Satan : I'd like a kiss from MC.

Belphie : me too.

Lucifer : you're all ridiculous... *Gives MC a kiss*

Levi : GET OUT OF THE WAY GET OUT OF THE WAY!!

Mammon : OI!!!

MC :

Levi : *gives MC a kiss on the cheek*

Levi :

Mammon : QUIT IGN—

Satan : Seriously, Levi?

Levi : *screams* I GAVE MC A KISS

Diavolo : *clings to MC* i want a kiss...

Brothers : *Eyeing Diavolo*

Diavolo : is it that weird?...

Mammon : YOU ALL FORGOT THAT I WAS MC'S FIRST MAN!!! SHOO, SHOO!! GET AWAY FROM MY HUMAN!!!

Solomon : bibidi bobidi MC's kisses are now my property

Mammon : Sol—

Simeon : well um...*blushes* I'd like a kiss from MC..

MC : Can i tal—

Mammon : WHO ELSE?!

Barbatos : *gives Mammon a quick smile*

Mammon : WHERE DID YA ALL COME FROM?! STAY AWAY FROM MY HUMAN!!!

[theavatarofgreed]

yeah.... I wasn’t ready

[dddevilsadvocate]

anyone: *is near MC*

Mammon: excuse me that’s mine

[yooks-tea]

ARE YOU READY? 

No, I was not ready. Thank you, king :)

[horights]

Mammon: How come you’ve been abnormally nice to me lately?

Lucifer: What do you mean?

Mammon: You just seem nicer than usual

Lucifer: I can punch you in the face if you want

[fluffimemes]

Mammon: I guess I'm too tough to cry!

Lucifer: Just today you were crying about snakes.

Mammon *crying*: They don't have any arms!