★Ricky Pickering★

[the-green-haired-one]

Heeeey it’s ya boy!1!1!1 Ricky Pickering! Jacob told me that I should make a blog and I was like hell yeah so now I’m here under the name green-haired-one

Do I know what the hell im doing? FUCK no. And I still gonna try to have fun in this app? HELL YEAH!1!1!1

Edit: Hey, gonna have to turn the anons off because a anon keeps telling me to kill myself snd hoping that I get harmed. Telling a minor or adult to kill themselves isn’t funny, doesn’t make you cool in any way shape or form. It’s just straight up disrespectful especially if the person your targeting has dealt with suicidal thoughts or have lost someone to suicide

[the-green-haired-one]

Ooc: so ehhh, if it wasn’t obvious alr this account is dead as fuck. Very busy with school and this blogs hiatus will probably last for eternity🥰. I will be focusing more on my school work and my main blog @valentinevandlism 🩷🫶🏻

[the-green-haired-one]

Daily dosage of shit post keeps the doctor away gng trust

[the-green-haired-one]

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Ricky….wtf even is this about??. Also can you pick me up from the hospital ( I can’t last another minute in the shithole )

Ooc: I just randomly decided to put him in the hospital for no reason

[the-green-haired-one]

Ya it means "yo, rudo. you got some pretty good game for a worn out foul mouthed butthurt ratchety short stacked spherite"🩷

I’ll be there in 5 mins Dw gng😼

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Thank you love also you won’t mind bringing me a change of clothes and something go eat??. old clothes got ruined by the hollow baby and hospital food tastes like shit

[the-green-haired-one]

Jake why do we even have hollow babys here???

HOW IS THE BIRD LADY ALLOWING THIS

[the-green-haired-one]

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Ricky….wtf even is this about??. Also can you pick me up from the hospital ( I can’t last another minute in the shithole )

Ooc: I just randomly decided to put him in the hospital for no reason

[the-green-haired-one]

Ya it means "yo, rudo. you got some pretty good game for a worn out foul mouthed butthurt ratchety short stacked spherite"🩷

I’ll be there in 5 mins Dw gng😼

[the-green-haired-one]

[the-green-haired-one]

Nah even her wards r tormenting her with the word💔😭

That’s crazy😔

[the-green-haired-one]

[the-green-haired-one]

If I ate a popcorn seed thing or whatever those things are called, and stepped into a giant microwave big enough for a human to stand in, would I just turn into popcorn or would the popcorn seed in my stomach become a piece of popcorn?

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Ladies and gentlemen I’ll like to re-introduce my boyfriend ( your lucky I love you )

Ricky those popcorn bits are called popcorn kernels and if you stepped into a microwave that SOMEHOW YOU CAN FIT IN neither of those options would happen because you”ll be burned alive ( since the heat of the microwave will burn your skin )

[the-green-haired-one]

Well what happens if I’m fire resistant

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

YOU AREN’T EMMA RICKY!! YOU”LL BURN TO DEATH

[the-green-haired-one]

[the-green-haired-one]

If I ate a popcorn seed thing or whatever those things are called, and stepped into a giant microwave big enough for a human to stand in, would I just turn into popcorn or would the popcorn seed in my stomach become a piece of popcorn?

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Ladies and gentlemen I’ll like to re-introduce my boyfriend ( your lucky I love you )

Ricky those popcorn bits are called popcorn kernels and if you stepped into a microwave that SOMEHOW YOU CAN FIT IN neither of those options would happen because you”ll be burned alive ( since the heat of the microwave will burn your skin )

[the-green-haired-one]

Well what happens if I’m fire resistant

[the-green-haired-one]

If I ate a popcorn seed thing or whatever those things are called, and stepped into a giant microwave big enough for a human to stand in, would I just turn into popcorn or would the popcorn seed in my stomach become a piece of popcorn?

[backmouthclaire]

@autistic-necromancer WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY RACCOON?! Why is he taxedermied in your bedroom?!

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Do you want me to find you a new one?? I’m sure there’s a couple of raccoons near where @the-green-haired-one & @daiias-driver live

[the-green-haired-one]

they won’t stop eating my fucking bread

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Why are they eating bread?? Isn’t it bad for them

[the-green-haired-one]

I DONT KNOW WHY!

[backmouthclaire]

@autistic-necromancer WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY RACCOON?! Why is he taxedermied in your bedroom?!

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Do you want me to find you a new one?? I’m sure there’s a couple of raccoons near where @the-green-haired-one & @daiias-driver live

[the-green-haired-one]

they won’t stop eating my fucking bread

[backmouthclaire]

*Gasp* I want them all! Gimme!

[the-green-haired-one]

PLEASE TAKE AS MANY AS YA WANT

[backmouthclaire]

@autistic-necromancer WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY RACCOON?! Why is he taxedermied in your bedroom?!

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Do you want me to find you a new one?? I’m sure there’s a couple of raccoons near where @the-green-haired-one & @daiias-driver live

[the-green-haired-one]

they won’t stop eating my fucking bread

[backmouthclaire]

@autistic-necromancer WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY RACCOON?! Why is he taxedermied in your bedroom?!

[the-green-haired-one]

NAH THATS CRAZY💔🙏🏻

[the-green-haired-one]

More pics of me and @thelast-h0llowhunter when we were like in 3rd or 4th grade

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Where are you fining these photos??😭 also u found this one when I dragged you to one of my families finish trips

[the-green-haired-one]

I’ve got A LOT, one of your moms photo albums broke so I stole a few pics that fell out.

oh shit nearly forgot about that day, I couldn’t get the smell of fish off my hands for days😔

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

SO YOU STOLE MY BABY PICTURES!!! I was arguing with my mom for DAYS because she thought I got rid of them!!

also yeah you smelled like SHIT

[backmouthclaire]

@headmistress-peregrine Do we still have the photos Abe sent us of little Jacob? Or did we lose those?

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

He sent you guys baby pictures of me??

[the-green-haired-one]

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

SYBAU you broke bitch this isn’t funny😭 ( this started problems with Emma didn’t it )

[backmouthclaire]

Yeah, she refused to look at them for a while. Just absolutely refused to. I don't think she wanted to believe you existed.

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Yeah then things turned around and she dated me ( I should have listen to myself…… )

[backmouthclaire]

She did. I just kept my mouth shut on how I thought that was a bit weird. Her dating her ex's grandson who we have 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘴 of. I thought that was a bit weird but not my place to comment on her dating choices.

[daiias-driver]

It’s probably for the best

[backmouthclaire]

Yeah probably.

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Yeah you wanna get ice cream?? You know to lift the spirit??

[backmouthclaire]

What spirit? But yes I do want ice cream. Also, I found a photo of you in the dino costume.

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Hell just show everyone I could care less now

[backmouthclaire]

I will.

May I show a 2ish year old Jacob.

Then him at 4 when he was, once again, a dinosaur.

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

These were actually the only good Halloweens i can remember

[backmouthclaire]

Oh... That's sad... You're dressing up as dinosaur next year, we're giving you another happy Halloween.

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Claire I think I’m a bit too old to dress up for Halloween??

[backmouthclaire]

I don't care. You're doing it. We'll all dress up next year again, I don't care how old we are! Me and the others are in at least our 80s technically and we still dressed up this year!

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Okay I guess I don’t have an option😭

[backmouthclaire]

No you don't

@headmistress-peregrine Jacobs being a Dino next year!

OOC: Let's see if we actually remember that Jacob needs to be a Dino next Halloween, lol

[the-green-haired-one]

Ooc: taking a screen shot rn and marking my calendar lmaooo

[backmouthclaire]

OOC: please remind me or make some post about it, lol. I'll forget most definitely between now and then, lol.

[the-green-haired-one]

Ooc: dw gng I got u

[the-green-haired-one]

More pics of me and @thelast-h0llowhunter when we were like in 3rd or 4th grade

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Where are you fining these photos??😭 also u found this one when I dragged you to one of my families finish trips

[the-green-haired-one]

I’ve got A LOT, one of your moms photo albums broke so I stole a few pics that fell out.

oh shit nearly forgot about that day, I couldn’t get the smell of fish off my hands for days😔

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

SO YOU STOLE MY BABY PICTURES!!! I was arguing with my mom for DAYS because she thought I got rid of them!!

also yeah you smelled like SHIT

[backmouthclaire]

@headmistress-peregrine Do we still have the photos Abe sent us of little Jacob? Or did we lose those?

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

He sent you guys baby pictures of me??

[the-green-haired-one]

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

SYBAU you broke bitch this isn’t funny😭 ( this started problems with Emma didn’t it )

[backmouthclaire]

Yeah, she refused to look at them for a while. Just absolutely refused to. I don't think she wanted to believe you existed.

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Yeah then things turned around and she dated me ( I should have listen to myself…… )

[backmouthclaire]

She did. I just kept my mouth shut on how I thought that was a bit weird. Her dating her ex's grandson who we have 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘴 of. I thought that was a bit weird but not my place to comment on her dating choices.

[daiias-driver]

It’s probably for the best

[backmouthclaire]

Yeah probably.

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Yeah you wanna get ice cream?? You know to lift the spirit??

[backmouthclaire]

What spirit? But yes I do want ice cream. Also, I found a photo of you in the dino costume.

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Hell just show everyone I could care less now

[backmouthclaire]

I will.

May I show a 2ish year old Jacob.

Then him at 4 when he was, once again, a dinosaur.

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

These were actually the only good Halloweens i can remember

[backmouthclaire]

Oh... That's sad... You're dressing up as dinosaur next year, we're giving you another happy Halloween.

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Claire I think I’m a bit too old to dress up for Halloween??

[backmouthclaire]

I don't care. You're doing it. We'll all dress up next year again, I don't care how old we are! Me and the others are in at least our 80s technically and we still dressed up this year!

[thelast-h0llowhunter]

Okay I guess I don’t have an option😭

[backmouthclaire]

No you don't

@headmistress-peregrine Jacobs being a Dino next year!

OOC: Let's see if we actually remember that Jacob needs to be a Dino next Halloween, lol

[the-green-haired-one]

Ooc: taking a screen shot rn and marking my calendar lmaooo