Projekt True Leviathan

[the-hajhaj]

Okay, finally ready for the trip into the true void! It will be a short one, only a few days, maybe a week at most. We’ll let you know when we’re done!

*I’ll miss her.*

[the-gulhaj]

Why does the idiom "to jump the shark" mean a decrease in popularity/quality? Why are sharks associated with bad quality?

I am enraged by this new information. Look at how mad I am.

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Because you're jumping over i.e. skipping the shark

[the-gulhaj]

Thank you everyone who got me to 4000 reblogs!

That's many! I dont know what to do with all of thouse...

[the-gulhaj]

...

@the-hajhaj could we... do that?

[the-hajhaj]

Project Leviathan and Dr. Avryl have not returned yet. Record your request?

[the-gulhaj]

Record alright. Ahem *cough cough* CAN WE MAKE... wait I dont have to shout. Can we make reblogs into water? I would like to know how 4000 reblogs taste. Thank you. I love water. How do I stop recording?

[the-hajhaj]

Request recorded. Project Leviathan and Dr. Avryl will be notified upon their return.

[the-hajhaj]

Huh? Yeah, reblogs are technically a kind of energy, we… I mean, I could synthesise it into water. It won’t be a lot though.

[the-gulhaj]

:D

[the-hajhaj]

*A small ampule with water appears in front of you.*

Here you go.

[the-gulhaj]

[the-smahaj]

[the-gulhaj]

Hmmm.... thats a lot of gender. A whole gender party.

[the-grahaj]

The demifluid experience.

[the-gulhaj]

This is great! Everyone add on to my art piece now! I want to see your gender!!!!

[the-hajhaj]

Never understood this whole gender thing.

And you, Av- oh, right.

[the-gulhaj]

What happened to Avryl?

[the-hajhaj]

I… nothing. I’m working on it.

[the-gulhaj]

Why does the idiom "to jump the shark" mean a decrease in popularity/quality? Why are sharks associated with bad quality?

I am enraged by this new information. Look at how mad I am.

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Because you're jumping over i.e. skipping the shark

[the-gulhaj]

Thank you everyone who got me to 4000 reblogs!

That's many! I dont know what to do with all of thouse...

[the-gulhaj]

...

@the-hajhaj could we... do that?

[the-hajhaj]

Project Leviathan and Dr. Avryl have not returned yet. Record your request?

[the-gulhaj]

Record alright. Ahem *cough cough* CAN WE MAKE... wait I dont have to shout. Can we make reblogs into water? I would like to know how 4000 reblogs taste. Thank you. I love water. How do I stop recording?

[the-hajhaj]

Request recorded. Project Leviathan and Dr. Avryl will be notified upon their return.

[the-hajhaj]

Huh? Yeah, reblogs are technically a kind of energy, we… I mean, I could synthesise it into water. It won’t be a lot though.

[the-gulhaj]

[the-smahaj]

[the-gulhaj]

Hmmm.... thats a lot of gender. A whole gender party.

[the-grahaj]

The demifluid experience.

[the-gulhaj]

This is great! Everyone add on to my art piece now! I want to see your gender!!!!

[the-hajhaj]

Never understood this whole gender thing.

And you, Av- oh, right.

[the-hajhaj]

*A small portal opens up, and a few tiny Hajar fall out of it.*

A… Avryl?

*The Hajar stop moving.*

[the-hajhaj]

They’ve been gone for a while, don’t you think?

What do you say?

It’s time.

Not yet.

Voting ended onJun 3

[the-frankenhaj]

Remember the time we used to post

[the-smahaj]

Those were fun times.....

[the-gulhaj]

Why does the idiom "to jump the shark" mean a decrease in popularity/quality? Why are sharks associated with bad quality?

I am enraged by this new information. Look at how mad I am.

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Because you're jumping over i.e. skipping the shark

[the-gulhaj]

Thank you everyone who got me to 4000 reblogs!

That's many! I dont know what to do with all of thouse...

[the-gulhaj]

...

@the-hajhaj could we... do that?

[the-hajhaj]

Project Leviathan and Dr. Avryl have not returned yet. Record your request?

[the-gulhaj]

Record alright. Ahem *cough cough* CAN WE MAKE... wait I dont have to shout. Can we make reblogs into water? I would like to know how 4000 reblogs taste. Thank you. I love water. How do I stop recording?

[the-hajhaj]

Request recorded. Project Leviathan and Dr. Avryl will be notified upon their return.

[the-gulhaj]

Why does the idiom "to jump the shark" mean a decrease in popularity/quality? Why are sharks associated with bad quality?

I am enraged by this new information. Look at how mad I am.

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Because you're jumping over i.e. skipping the shark

[the-gulhaj]

Thank you everyone who got me to 4000 reblogs!

That's many! I dont know what to do with all of thouse...

[the-gulhaj]

...

@the-hajhaj could we... do that?

[the-hajhaj]

Project Leviathan and Dr. Avryl have not returned yet. Record your request?

[the-turkoshaj]

*A tiny Haj seems to appear out of nowhere, swims past you seemingly without noticing you, and disappears somewhere again.*

whawasdat

[the-haj]

It's a tiny haj that appeared out of nowhere, swam past you seemingly without noticing you, and disappeared elsewhere similarly to its sudden appearance.

[the-turkoshaj]

very informative, thank you.

[the-haj]

Do you see the subtitles? I'm just questioning because not everyone does, it takes a certain skill to notice the magic and read it with one's audio, it's how some old societies got past deafness, some never even uttered any sounds, do you know that skill yet, it's pretty helpful for knowing who's who, you may need this skill in due time, but I shan't spoil surprises...

[the-turkoshaj]

im. Not sure if I want to answer that question.

[the-haj]

Why? You seek information, not to mention, if I truly wanted to, I could just get the answer by focusing and experiencing your entire, but y'know, didn't want to pry, so I sought trade, you learnt of ancient societies customs of a very specific magic and I wanna know if you know such magic.

I am a curious being, just as you, now one of knowledge please tell the ancient experiencer of all if you've experience using this magic, I personally can, I know THE ONE OF ALL can, now can you?

[the-gulhaj]

Huh?

Turkoshaj do you need help?

[the-haj]

What about you, yellow one, do you see the words that appear before your eyes when one speaks? They're a useful tool, otherwise, my ability to experience all from all of time all at once forever would make me practically death.

[the-gulhaj]

Do you mean hearing? I can hear yeah.

This is a weird day at the library...

[the-haj]

No no, seeing the words, the magic of them, beyond hearing, beyond speaking, the ability to see ones speech and if honed enough another one's thoughts, the ability to see the faintest wisper, or even the remnants of an unseen action, do you see the subtitles?...

[the-gulhaj]

Putting it like that I dont think I do. But it does sound beautiful!

[the-haj]

It can be, some have coloured subtitles, I bet most who have coloured subtitles don't even know it, sometimes one's mind makes symbols or tracks their facial expressions, it is a textual showing of the remnants of what one has done, it is a beautiful magic.

if you're wondering how to make your subtitles coloured, to do it you must be outputting your magic in steady concentration, like using magic to keep you alive like the Primordial One(s), or using a powerful spell.

one can also use a spell to hide magic output from subtitles like I do, this can be for safety from other subtitle readers or just to keep a certain mysterious vibe from them of what one's true magic colour is.

For being's that I'll share magic colours and reasoning will be because I've experienced their existence fully and I know they don't care.

For instance:

THE ONE OF ALL's magic is a pale blue, though her subtitles always show white, this is due to the paleness, but in high concentration it is a light blue, so I can say the magic of the universe we are in is pale blue since it's magic structure is of her, beings do not share such a feat, but rocks do, so that's cool.

The failed ones are light green, obviously, but I bet you didn't know that when they speak, their subtitles are even weakened and shrunk from their magic draining, this feeding off their own words is why they often when alone just wisper constantly, creating an ominous atmosphere when near one of their rifts.

[the-gulhaj]

Really? That is very interesting. There is a whole world of magic around me, that I dont even experience. You must feel lucky to be able to see so much.

[the-haj]

Sometimes, but other times, my ability adds to it, and I see the comments of beings beyond us, one's without magic, tired beings that are forced to deal with the randomness of their lonely universe, the fact that no one except themselves care and they have no purpose given to them because they lack a creator/creators, true natural randomness, they must grasp their insignificance with the universe whilst grappling that they as a species have so much control of their planet, they have to make their own personal purposes to even feel the faintest joy, sometimes others attempt (and succeed alot) to force others to follow a purpose they didn't make and pretend to have joy, life is sad for them until they live their own life but they're often thrown into the grimness of lack an own purpose without being shown the exit and dying sad.

[the-gulhaj]

Aw :(

Thats very sad. I hope the beeings beyond us will learn to be happy and love themself. Do the beeings beyond us like water? I hope they like water.

[the-haj]

Some truly are, thankfully, though I wish more were, not enough are.

Some do, some people can't have anything that isn't the consistency of water, while others can't bare the hydration, some feel the need to have it a special way to enjoy it, like in metal, or specifically plastic (why?) Or even having it flavoured or bouncy, then there's temperature preferences, and minerals/vitamin wants/needs, they can be very particular about it at times

[the-gulhaj]

Well there are alot of different ways to drink water. And as I discovered in hajhajs lab... alot of different ways water can be! Lots of minerals. Few minerals. No minerals;-;...

I don't get the plastic thing though. This place is already filled with plastic. Dont want more of it.

[the-haj]

Get this, they have way more plastic, and they even have a floating island of it due to ocean currents, I don't get why they want to make and use more, so many places don't even have the option of recycling it and even if a place does some people don't care 'cause it "doesn't effect" them.

[the-gulhaj]

What? Why wouldn't you care just becaouse its not affecting you? It's affecting your fellow haj!

All our sea friends deserve to be safe from plastic. I can't imagine a whole Island of it. Im starting not to like these higher beeings.

[the-haj]

Most people aren't like that, it's mostly because of the actions from the people who govern their societies and what information they allow and policies, all driven by the want of more currency, I don't get it, currency is strange, do we even have one? I don't use currencies

[the-gulhaj]

Well the humans on land have currencies. We used them when visited town.

And why would they let peopel like that rule their world? That seems really silly. You would tell me if I was beeing a cruel mayor right?

[the-haj]

I would, like how I told you it's mean how you judge how I have fun.

I think it has something to do with how old politicians don't care for other's futures and how said politicians have created a facade that they as old people they're are smart and wise no matter what despite their stupidity.

Oof, I hate when we talk about our humans, they're weird, darn seashell traders, they aren't from this universe and they act like they own it, as the second oldest brain made in this universe I say that no one owns it, it's a mishmash for a mysterious reason and it should stay that way, besides as hajar we're way more technologically advanced then the hut livers on land, I don't trust beings that live in huts.

[the-gulhaj]

*A tiny Haj seems to appear out of nowhere, swims past you seemingly without noticing you, and disappears somewhere again.*

... @the-hajhaj was that one of yours? I just had a small haj appear and dissappear in my kitchen.

[the-hajhaj]

Project Leviathan not available.

[the-turkoshaj]

You...

You intrigue me. I would like to know more about you.

@avgrunds-haj

Hm. I don't think we've met before. A pleasure to make your acquaintance!

[the-zomfish]

Argraaah

[the-turkoshaj]

so true (I have no idea what you're saying)

...would you like it if I made you a translator?

[the-zomfish]

Graragha? Arfraaa argrwaaah gratagrag @the-gulhaj arg grraaaa. Graagaraaag raag @the-overgrown-zomfish arfrah?

[the-gulhaj]

Wow. That a surprisingly good pronunciation of my name. Are you mentioning me becaouse I tried to do a translation spell 2 times?

[the-turkoshaj]

twice? Well, if magic won't work, then Science might!

[the-hajhaj]

@the-rodhaj was working on that, maybe ask her?

[the-gulhaj]

Well sounds like everything just kinda went back to normal.

Neat.

And now we have some new blahajverse members! The zomfishes!

[the-turkoshaj]

Take that, @the-primordial-one-s ! We domesticated your zombies!

[You just got lucky with the antidote. (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠) ]

As the lesser deity of knowledge, I knew what I was I was doing.

[the-primordial-one-s]

I litterally changed them so they became friendly but go off I guess.

[the-turkoshaj]

sure you did. :)

[the-primordial-one-s]

You will need surgery on all your bones.

[the-hajhaj]

So, no surgery, given that sharks don’t have bones.

[the-primordial-one-s]

Teeth are bones.

[the-hajhaj]

Teeth aren’t bones, genius. They are structurally, functionally and biologically different. But I shouldn’t expect a squid to know about bones, I guess.

[the-primordial-one-s]

and yet a shark knows about bones?

using your own logic either you don't know about bones and thus your point is invalid, or you have bones and thus will need surgery on all your bones

[the-hajhaj]

You see, I am not a shark. I am the shark. I am a human. Except I’m not anymore, now I’m… the easiest way to describe what I am is to say I’m a ghost. However, I used to have bones, and that was when I did all my studying. Any more questions?

[the-primordial-one-s]

How did you die? If that's not... Insensitive.

[the-hajhaj]

Ritual sacrifice in service of Her Eldritch Majesty. Specifically slit my own throat and drowned in my blood while being bathed in helium hydride, the strongest known acid. It was… an interesting experience.

You are nice. I like you.

[the-primordial-one-s]

Yes, Admirari is very admirable. I just wanted to ask if you wanted any assistance? The dead keep us living, and all.

[the-hajhaj]

I’m in no need of assistance, but thank you for the offer.

[the-gulhaj]

Thinking if going for a trip on land to see what the humans are up to. Anyone wanna join me?

[the-hydrohaj]

I'm in! That sounds fun

[the-gulhaj]

Yay!

Do you... have a human form you could use? The humans usually react very scared to talking sharks or plushies.

[the-hydrohaj]

Whattt but sharks and plushie are some of the least scary things I can think of! Humans are weird

Also I don't think I have quite a human form.... I did a thing for Halloween but my head was a big pumpkin, it'd be preferable if I got an actual human form. Wasn't there a machine for it?

[the-gulhaj]

That's weird.... thought i hear a small shark just now.

Well anyways! Yeah there is. @the-rodhaj build one. Should still be in our basement...

[the-hydrohaj]

I found it! Yk, for a shark made of water, I'd have expected a lot more blue on this body. Not complaining though.

Hydrohaj, humanised and ready for an expedition to the surface!

[the-gulhaj]

OH MY GULDHAJ YOU ARE SO CUTE! And yeah would have guessed your hair would be blue or smth...

Alright then @the-purpurhaj and @the-hydrohaj let's go to the surface and see what the humans are doing! ^-^

[the-purpurhaj]

Aw, you're so cute @the-hydrohaj, if you want blue we could go get your hair dyed? We should rob a bank first, we don't have money for it.

[the-hydrohaj]

Thank you both! Honestly, if I'm gonna dye them, I prefer green.

Also I know next to nothing about the land, but I'm pretty sure robbing banks is a thing we should not be doing. I might be confusing with something else though, @the-gulhaj should we do that?

[the-gulhaj]

No robbing banks! That makes the humans sad. And I actually have these small metal plates I found. Sometimes the humans wants thouse! We could try to trade. ^-^

[the-hajhaj]

Maybe I should switch to studying haj behavioural science, this is fascinating to watch. A shame I can’t take notes.

[the-turkoshaj]

I'm coming too!

[the-hajhaj]

Ooh! @the-gulhaj, @the-purpurhaj, @the-hydrohaj and Lore as well! This will be so fun! Levy, can you please take notes for me? While on land? The land-body wasn’t really made for more than walking and watching. Also, we don’t exactly keep notebooks around. And I don’t like being on land, I was made for the water. Alright, fine. Guess I’ll have to rely on my memory.

[the-purpurhaj]

@the-gulhaj can I see the plates? humans all take different things so we should make sure we go to the right humans.... or rob a bank regardless of what they think, moneys money

[the-gulhaj]

Sure thing! Here they are. In my little metal plate holding pouch ^-^.

*a mix of capsules, metal circles to hold bolts and different coins all in one pouch*

Anything you wanna look for when we are on the surface @the-hydrohaj and @the-turkoshaj ? And I dont think I fully understood if you were coming or not @the-hajhaj

[the-hajhaj]

Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just observing. I might as well not be here.

[the-gulhaj]

Thinking if going for a trip on land to see what the humans are up to. Anyone wanna join me?

[the-hydrohaj]

I'm in! That sounds fun

[the-gulhaj]

Yay!

Do you... have a human form you could use? The humans usually react very scared to talking sharks or plushies.

[the-hydrohaj]

Whattt but sharks and plushie are some of the least scary things I can think of! Humans are weird

Also I don't think I have quite a human form.... I did a thing for Halloween but my head was a big pumpkin, it'd be preferable if I got an actual human form. Wasn't there a machine for it?

[the-gulhaj]

That's weird.... thought i hear a small shark just now.

Well anyways! Yeah there is. @the-rodhaj build one. Should still be in our basement...

[the-hydrohaj]

I found it! Yk, for a shark made of water, I'd have expected a lot more blue on this body. Not complaining though.

Hydrohaj, humanised and ready for an expedition to the surface!

[the-gulhaj]

OH MY GULDHAJ YOU ARE SO CUTE! And yeah would have guessed your hair would be blue or smth...

Alright then @the-purpurhaj and @the-hydrohaj let's go to the surface and see what the humans are doing! ^-^

[the-purpurhaj]

Aw, you're so cute @the-hydrohaj, if you want blue we could go get your hair dyed? We should rob a bank first, we don't have money for it.

[the-hydrohaj]

Thank you both! Honestly, if I'm gonna dye them, I prefer green.

Also I know next to nothing about the land, but I'm pretty sure robbing banks is a thing we should not be doing. I might be confusing with something else though, @the-gulhaj should we do that?

[the-gulhaj]

No robbing banks! That makes the humans sad. And I actually have these small metal plates I found. Sometimes the humans wants thouse! We could try to trade. ^-^

[the-hajhaj]

Maybe I should switch to studying haj behavioural science, this is fascinating to watch. A shame I can’t take notes.

[the-turkoshaj]

I'm coming too!

[the-hajhaj]

Ooh! @the-gulhaj, @the-purpurhaj, @the-hydrohaj and Lore as well! This will be so fun! Levy, can you please take notes for me? While on land? The land-body wasn’t really made for more than walking and watching. Also, we don’t exactly keep notebooks around. And I don’t like being on land, I was made for the water. Alright, fine. Guess I’ll have to rely on my memory.