magic abound!!!!!!!!

He/Him | i still dont know how tumblr works ehehe also my main account is @carcass-confessions

[the-hydrangea-witch]

GREETINGS!!!!! IS THIS HOW WRITEBLR INTROS WORK

I! still dont know how tumblr works!!!!!!! but im trying (not really, i just scroll)

anyways the majority of what i write is horror but the Main Thing im working on right now is just a silly little fantasy-magic-school type story, idk how to introduce everything about that world but i! will try!!! my best!!!! i promise you its a very fun world and im having a lot of fun creating a magic system for it <3 i especially built it with Big Dreams of people one day making OCs for it because it has,, a lot of creative potential, ill explain it at Some Point

ok so personal stuff: although ive been making characters for the past 6-ish years, i only really started writing most of the stories im proud of like 2 years ago in a creative writing class in high school, uhhhhh i have somewhere around 300 characters total but i stopped counting because the ones i actually write with are only around 100, people keep saying im probably autistic but i havent gotten tested (edit im currently being tested lmao) or anything so idk, i literally cant stand the color orange but im Working On It thats why everything in the fantasy stuff revolving around the mc is orange or amber

your friendly neighborhood Just Some Little Guy :^)

[realpeoplefiction]

ok be real would yall fuck your clone be honest

[cryptotheism]

Let's cut the bullshit though. Haunted houses can definitely become pregnant.

[ehlihr]

getting older and looking at ur own ocs like okay i know i said you were like 16-19 when i made you at 13 but no fucking way. youre 25 now

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

[beggars-opera]

Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997

[beggars-opera]

But honestly! Renowned French poet Théophile de Viau wrote the poetic ode to King James titled "The Duke of Buckingham," containing the immortal lines "One man fucks Monsieur le Grand de Bellegarde/Another fucks the Comte de Tonnerre/And it is well known that the King of England/Fucks the Duke of Buckingham" exactly 400 years ago and people still act like being gay was invented by Oscar Wilde in 1890

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were buried together in the 25th century BC and people still act like being gay was invented by renowned French poet Théophile de Viau 400 years ago

[insufficientdata]

Gilgamesh and Enkidu "loved each other like man and wife" in 2700 BC and ppl STILL act like being gay was invented by Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep in the 25th century BC

[lacefuneral]

lug and grug T4T scissor in cave 2.5 million year ago

[ash-rigby]

TIME TO RANDOMIZE YOUR GENITALS

Based on this post. Reblog and tag what you got on the wheel! In the event this breaches containment; I'm a monsterfucker so be warned that a good chunk of these reflect that.

How do you like your new equipment?

THIS IS THE IDEAL

This is pretty good!

Eh, could be worse

I'm neutral about my genitalia either way, so

I already have this! What a rip 😡

I ALREADY GOT RID OF THIS ONCE WTF!!??

I hate it here

Voting ended onFeb 19, 2025

[prokopetz]

Elaborate thirty-second-long magical girl transformation sequence, and at the end of it the only difference is that I'm now holding a knife.

[pollyjean]

before you write: THINK!

is it Tender?

is it Homoerotic?

is it Implicitly homosexual?

is it Noticeably repressed?

is it Kind of gay?

[ilynpilled]

trope i really like is self-loathing characters desperate for the catharsis of punishment for frankly rather selfish reasons who r also obsessed with repeatedly pressing others into hating them and hurting them as essentially a method of self harm. yes baby continue making it worse for urself and everybody around u instead of doing an actually productive and effective journey of improvement and redemption

[kriz-smthn]

[girlsclothes-deactivated2023030]

i’ve decided to completely dedicate myself to symbols and patterns

[hackfurs]

did anyone else feel the timeline split or was that just me

[worldhammerer-old]

i kissed a ghoul and i liked it…… the taste of her scary chapstick

[the-hydrangea-witch]

Why did I think it was a good idea to make my own time system I'm having a horrible time having to come up with 59 names for days, 16 of which appear throughout the year completely at random and are considered cursed, plus an additional 2-3 mega cursed days for leap years. I haven't even named the months yet and theres 20 total, 5 for each season. On the bright side this gives me so much potential for astrology from the Other World based on not only days of the month but which ones are "even" and "odd" since they flip a lot

((for context the world doesn't rotate so they made their own time system of 10 hour "days" where half the population is asleep every other day and the other half is awake rather than being awake And asleep every single day like some of us))

[the-hydrangea-witch]

God and i just remembered that for every day of the month there's a fairy from the Yonderworld named after it and they're also Patron saints

[the-hydrangea-witch]

Why did I think it was a good idea to make my own time system I'm having a horrible time having to come up with 59 names for days, 16 of which appear throughout the year completely at random and are considered cursed, plus an additional 2-3 mega cursed days for leap years. I haven't even named the months yet and theres 20 total, 5 for each season. On the bright side this gives me so much potential for astrology from the Other World based on not only days of the month but which ones are "even" and "odd" since they flip a lot

((for context the world doesn't rotate so they made their own time system of 10 hour "days" where half the population is asleep every other day and the other half is awake rather than being awake And asleep every single day like some of us))

[iced-coffee-chronicles]

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal