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The culmination of my attention span - USA, bi, I'm an old mf

[wizardshark]

hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap

do NOT smoke weed beside them

[blappature-executive]

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[nitewrighter]

Ozempic scares the shit out of me. You're telling me there's a drug that takes away both the craving side of hunger and targets the brain's rewards center for eating. You're telling me it takes the joy out of eating and it turns you into a skeleton. Why did we turn The Curse of the Black Pearl into a drug. What the fuck.

[nitewrighter]

I actually want to thank the diabetics coming on this post like "actually it genuinely is a great treatment for diabetes and it hasn't affected my mood or my enjoyment of food. The real issue is it's getting abused as a weight loss drug which also makes it scarce and more expensive for those who can genuinely benefit from it." Kind of reminds me of the time my brother got permission from our family psychiatrist to try my ADHD medication and his reaction to it was "what the fuck are you on. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON. WHY DO I FEEL LIKE CRYING. YOU'RE ON THIS EVERY DAY!?!"

Body chemistry! It makes a big difference in how your body processes a drug! What can be genuinely helpful for some folks is The Curse of the Black Pearl for others!

[nitewrighter]

Ozempic scares the shit out of me. You're telling me there's a drug that takes away both the craving side of hunger and targets the brain's rewards center for eating. You're telling me it takes the joy out of eating and it turns you into a skeleton. Why did we turn The Curse of the Black Pearl into a drug. What the fuck.

[nitewrighter]

I actually want to thank the diabetics coming on this post like "actually it genuinely is a great treatment for diabetes and it hasn't affected my mood or my enjoyment of food. The real issue is it's getting abused as a weight loss drug which also makes it scarce and more expensive for those who can genuinely benefit from it." Kind of reminds me of the time my brother got permission from our family psychiatrist to try my ADHD medication and his reaction to it was "what the fuck are you on. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON. WHY DO I FEEL LIKE CRYING. YOU'RE ON THIS EVERY DAY!?!"

Body chemistry! It makes a big difference in how your body processes a drug! What can be genuinely helpful for some folks is The Curse of the Black Pearl for others!

[cryptotheism]

Yk sometimes you see people saying "Christianity was influenced by Roman mystery cults" but I'm not sure how true that is. I think a lot of it comes down to Roman Pagans calling Christians mystery cultists in a derogatory sense. Like, calling them sketchy and anti-social.

I can see how the average first century Roman would understand Christianity as a wierd mystery cult from the outside. But I don't think the Christians were incorporating elements of Roman mystery cults. (If they were, it was pre-nicene and they didn't survive.)(But also like, pre-nicene Christianity was protean it wasn't one thing.)

[nyquillionaire]

who goes there

[loveridden1999]

when england lose, women bruise

[dduane]

Wow, but this sums up the situation exquisitely

[scribeherself]

There is no drug on earth that can replicate the absolute euphoria of hitting a writing flow state at 2:00 AM. You aren’t even typing anymore. You are a vessel. You are a channel for the gods. The characters are speaking directly into your brain and you’re just the stenographer trying to keep up. You feel like you could fight a bear. You feel like you invented the alphabet

[possessable]

blorbo sickfic that turns into a possession fic halfway through

[drudg30n]

what does this meannnn

[possessable]

well you see,

[peoplecallmelucifer]

Tmw your nose is so stuffy you get a headache

[footlongdingledong]

idk man not to sound like a cartoon hippie but if your entirrrrre blog and dash is about how the world sucks and everyones bigoted i think you are going to give yorself brain worms

[footlongdingledong]

"ah but all of this is important and true and if i dont reblog all of this important stuff waga baga THE WORMS! THATS WORMS! THE BRAIN WORMS!

[footlongdingledong]

i do not think you are doing activism chief i think what you are doing is sitting in your room flagellating yourself expecting something to happen

[wholesome-animal-images]

[big-meows]

Fucking dire, man. If this isn't a call to action to stomp your consumerist urges and return to the DIY days of yore, I don't know what is.

Festive friends, I implore you. You don't need this stuff. There's a dozen reasons you don't need to buy this kind of mass produced seasonal decor and AI creeping into it is just the newest reason. Consider instead a) buying from reputable/independent/local artists, b) thrifting/buying vintage or c) just making it yourself. There is nothing I would love more than seeing a mass rejection of AI usher in a new DIY art/arts and crafts movement.

[maykitz]

>see bird creeping up and down a tree trunk >look it up >common treecreeper

can't make this shit up

[hitboxesonstockimages]

this your man?

[majalha]

Remove the hitbox render from my son at once he will not be participating in your fighting game, you bastards

[hitboxesonstockimages]

Ma’am your son just hit me with a meaty divekick crossup

[blo0dyt333th]

VAMPA

Vampire & Paranormal Museum

Doylestown, PA.

[sarafangirlart]

I think Nolan’s Odyssey is yet another example of why color blind casting is a bad idea and how it can straight up circle back to being racist. Like Nolan casts a black Helen, then has her getting her face scarred by her white husband as punishment (mind you NONE of this happens in mythology), is that not insane? Is that not racist?

Same energy with ​retellings that make Andromeda black only to make Perseus an abuser, yet that same retelling would still get praised for its racial representation.

[bcowlick]

Hot Take: The Iliad isn't hard to adapt. Writers nowdays are just too chicken shit to let their protagonist be pieces of shit (Every Achean king is a piece of shit in their own ways).

If you try to adapt the Iliad for a good VS evil story, you will obviously fail, dah. The Iliad is not about good VS evil. Is about the horrors of war.

[sarafangirlart]

If I showed you this picture without context, would you have guessed that this film is set in Ancient Greece? Would you have guessed this was even set in Greece at all?

[mer-acle]

Genuinely would have guessed this is the 21st hunger games or something

[luskaandsissi]

ROBIN HOOD HAS A DAD???

[englandsgirl18181234]

Not gonna lie, I'd seen this picture going around and thought it was a joke. Like I actually thought it was a bit that people were doing about the bad costuming. It's Actually From The Movie?!!

If I looked at this with zero context I would guess a movie about a grim dark modern Robin Hood before I guessed Greece in general, much less Ancient Greece!