People Call Me Lucifer

poet, king of hell, martial artist and an all in all weirdo my poetry blog: @peoplecallitpoetry

[peoplecallitpoetry]

I updated my book (fixed the spelling and shizz)

[possessable]

blorbo sickfic that turns into a possession fic halfway through

[drudg30n]

what does this meannnn

[possessable]

well you see,

[peoplecallmelucifer]

Tmw your nose is so stuffy you get a headache

[huanggugugu]

ma'am your pet scientist doesn't look very well ma'am are you listening

Part 2

[sup-its-cat]

WHY HAVE I SEEN NO ONE TALK ABOUT HOW THE GRACE SCULPTURE LOOKS LIKE THE LITTLE DUDE FROM THIS MEME

THAT WAS LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT UPON SEEING IT IN THE MOVIE

[wolfythewitch]

all all all

[sunthoon]

Project Hail Mary fans after finishing the book and the movie

[occudo]

They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.

Based on @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts

[paper-mache-stars]

been thinking about grace and adrian being alike

[wolfythewitch]

Dog years

[peoplecallmelucifer]

I was expecting to sees stuff like this when I looked this movie up on tumblr .... still got emotionally curbstomped

[pineappical]

thinking about statues of Grace being built all around Erid years after his passing so he can continue to watch over Eridians as they sleep

[peoplecallmelucifer]

Conversely: figurines of Rocky in ever science or engeneering class on earth

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[lemonylepid]

The fucking REPLIES are you JOKING

I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING

FUCK

[a-tenno-called-prin]

The tags are precious too

[peoplecallmelucifer]

God I love warframe

[j-r-macready]

[usafphantom2]

Viggen

[peoplecallmelucifer]

Does it fly on tofu?

[delinquentbookworm]

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[anglaised]

i feel like if every black person online went silent for a month white ppl would run out of “memes” like they deadass dont know how 2 be anything without us its crazy

[peoplecallmelucifer]

I'm guessing you're talking about USA specifically

[pastelclownkitty]

MY OVARIES!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

THEYRE COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

I DO NOT CONSENT TO YOU COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

yeah no i dont care if i have 121 followers youre not doing that to me

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Common Clownfish

Amphiprion ocellaris

[pastelclownkitty]

you know what. i may be getting jumped by tumblrians but at least i have my clownfish. its me and you against the world buddy

[levil0vesyou]

Our clownfish

[pastelclownkitty]

I CANT HAVE ANYTHING IN THIS FUCKIBG WORLD

[selkiewizard]

Public transport is a type of horse and I'm a teenage girl who no one understands

[peoplecallmelucifer]

One crucial difference

You can't breed locomotives