ANOTHER incorrect stormlight quotes blog

You see this blog and think "We don't need another incorrect quotes blog!" Do I concur? Yes. Will this stop me? No. Enjoy.

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Kaladin, heading to Hearthstone: You aren’t coming with me?

Dalinar: Captain, I’m not your dad. [hands Kaladin a lunchbox] Here are your sandwiches. I’ll pick you up at five.

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Elhokar, back turned: You’ve been avoiding me, bridgeboy.

Kaladin: How do you do that without turning around?

Elhokar: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you, but… here we are.

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Lopen: Me, I’m a person of action. You have to act first and apologize later. Like I have learned to do.

Sigzil: You never apologize.

Lopen: I would if I had ever been wrong.

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Elhokar: The human life is a strained and tense one. I envy the life of a smooth rock resting in the chasms… cooled by the dark… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life…

Dalinar: Do you need to talk?

Elhokar: I wish i was a chouta.

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Shallan: Thank you for agreeing to see me.

Jasnah: I didn’t. You just walked in and started talking.

Shallan: Look, I don’t have time for a history lesson.

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I've laughed so hard reading through your blog, thanks so much for running this!

THIS IS SO NICE thank you anon!! I can only hope that my blog has made you as happy as you have made me with this ask!

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Shallan: We both look very beautiful tonight.

Adolin: You know, if you- if you’d just said I look beautiful, I would’ve said “so do you”.

Shallan: I couldn’t take that chance.

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Kaladin: you have a calcaneonavicular fracture in your foot

Shallan: what's that?

Kaladin: it's like a hand that you walk on

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Kaladin, seconds away from death: I'm fine really

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Amaram: Why is the world against me?

Dalinar: Is that rhetorical or would you like me to answer?

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Shallan: I relate to Belle because she loves to read books and loves people for their souls.

still Shallan: I also relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

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Adolin: Look! Horses!

Kaladin: Ugh, you’ve seen so many. Aren’t you sick of them?

Adolin: You never Yee your last Haw, Kaladin.

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Kaladin: I've only known Oroden for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone on Roshar and then myself.

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Dalinar: You shouldn’t flirt with people so easily.

Navani: You shouldn’t fall for people who flirt with you so easily!

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Adolin: It's funny how you two became best friends. Didn't he hate you at first?

Shallan: Kaladin hates everybody at first. It's his way of reaching out to people.

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Taravangian: Hope everyone is well today!

Taravangian: And tomorrow !!!!

Taravangian: After that you’re on your own.