dallas develops a new niche. more at 12.

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most of afc is in their early 20s. if you think they dont walk around the pitch speakin Brain Rot in the Highest Degree to each other I fear you are Mistaken.

[sweetcandiedunicorns]

[omegatartt]

^ Roycolin in season 4

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roy generally agrees with most of ted's life lessons. not that he ever like. admits that. however the one he will absolutely never come around to is forgivin jamies da. he keeps a burner phone locked n loaded so he can text that man 'death is seekin you at the man city match' whenever he senses James tartt Sr might be experiencin an iota of peace. this is his general mantra.

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Henry always wearin Tartts jersey

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roy havin to come to terms with the fact that jamie is a nuanced traumatized n abused prick instead of just A Prick™️

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Roy's about to shout 'yes you unless you see another dumb fuckin muppet on the pitch today' in case you were curious

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jamie wouldn't cause his body is a temple n all n his singular exception is a good beer but if he did jamie would stay strapped with a neon vape the color of the sun with a screen in it n he would constantly be fuckin with it like an iPad baby. n this is my truth.

[jamietwat]

11/?

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jamie who was never taught the right words for how he feels n so is reduced to metaphors that No One Gets But Him you are So Important To Me

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even more ted lasso hockey au bs

Richard's French rant if you're nosy:

Tough game. Tough game? That shit was embarrassing! Never in my life have I wanted to quit the entire sport of hockey more. The team is asleep out there! Zoreaux is napping in the net, Jamie is preening like a french girl. Which is not to say anything bad about the french girls. They are lovely. Unfortunately, so is Jamie. Which is irrelevant because he is meant to be playing hockey.

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jamie 'bisexual polyamorous datin both his childhood celebrity crushes accomplished his dream of playin prem league football' tartt vs the Catholic sin of gluttony FIGHT

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on my bs again (roy jamie fic) so. happy tidbit tuesday ❤️

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jamie tartt is a BITER of a bf. that man loves to come up behind roy n bite him. however comma. this has essentially pavloved roy into turnin around n slappin his hand over jamies mouth whenever he hears him comin. n THAT brings jamie innumerable amounts of joy when roy occasionally does it to ppl who are Not Jamie.

[the-incurable-condition]

you can never go back but even if you could, would you want to?

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Roy Kent & Jamie Tartt, Roy Kent & Isaac McAdoo, Colin Hughes & Roy Kent, AFC Richmond Players & Roy Kent, Roy Kent & Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso & Jamie Tartt Characters: Roy Kent, Jamie Tartt, Isaac McAdoo, Colin Hughes, Sam Obisanya, AFC Richmond Players (Ted Lasso), Ted Lasso, Rupert Mannion, Rebecca Welton Additional Tags: alright, now, where the fuck do i even start, uh, roy kent and jamie tartt rivalry, jamie tartt n roy kent n their inability to be even remotely normal about each other, in every universe, jamie and roy becoming better people, uhhhh, precanon, Oh, Hockey AU, but, I PROMISE ITS NOT A BIG CHANGE, YOU DONT HAVE TO KNOW SHIT ABOUT HOCKEY I PROMMY, what else, Roy Kent Swears, Like, alot, but yall know that, alrighty then, last but not least, Author Is Shit At Tagging, now lets GO Summary:

They lost. It occurred to Roy, from time to fucking time, that hockey was the dumbest fucking sport to grow old in. An' that it was a very real possibility, if a slim one, he was the dumbest, oldest cunt left on the ice.

GUESS WHO’S BACK ON THEIR BS (as always HUGE shoutout to my beta readers @neufer n @tarttygoodness for helpin me turn !!!! -> into somethin coherant <3)

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more sick disgustin vile n evil parallels at noon