(not) actually the irs

for legal reasons i will specify i am not the irs, i do not work for the irs, i am not in any way affiliated with the real International Revinue Servace. this is a shitpost blog.

[the-irs-offical]

intro post !!

hello fellow associates

this is a shitpost blog made as a part of the officalverse (if they let me in) and as a sort of companion to the one and only main man @cia-offical (really funny you should follow their acc :D !!)

repeating my bio in saying i am not actually in any way associated with the irs

important info:

blog runner is a minor

a purple bell pepper is possible...

anyway i like shitposting and i'll probably be really inconsistantly

bother me with your taxes and shii (DONT SHARE ANY PERSONAL INFORMATION. I AM NOT THE IRS.)

[house-offical]

My basements getting flooded :(((((

[pond-scum-offical]

I HOPE ALGAE GROWS IN THE FLOOD WATER

[house-offical]

BUT THAT WILL EFFECT MY HOME INSURANCE

[pond-scum-offical]

GOOD THE ALGAE IS EVIL AND INTENDS THIS

[house-offical]

I AM TELLING @the-irs-offical AND GETTING YOU AUDITED FOR MESSING WITH MY INSURANCE

[the-irs-offical]

wowzers, buddies! fret not! i can write up a whole new document where the cost of the algae (approximately $0.002 per alga) will be transfered directly to @pond-scum-offical instead if you!

sharing is caring! taxes for all the family, and no negative effect on the home insurance!

of course, you could always discuss this with your local homeowners association too - maybe someone will have a algae-catching net!

[vengeful-unholy-ghost-offical-d]

Bread

We making a sandwich?

Ok ill bite

Bread butter

Open tags @crow-offical @villain-offical

[villain-offical]

Spiders

@supervillain-offical @hell-offical (+Open tags)

[supervillain-offical]

Thanks for the tag!

Pineapple pizza.

@supervillains-assistant-offical @cia-offical @superhero-offical @the-pineapple-offical @pizza-offical @tophat-offical + open tags

[cia-offical]

edible glitter

@fbi--offical @profain-offical @the-irs-offical + open tags

[the-irs-offical]

carnivorous cheese

@bank-owner-offical and open tags!

[psyche-official]

hey im bored

umm so i have an idea

idk

post the last song you listened to cause yeah why not

umm you're next @lesbosaur1 @thedamsolangelofan @ray-ofiight @gardenofstarss @melucia @gingerr-offical

[lesbosaur1]

my screenies are broken cause this phone is old old, but Gravity from Hazbin Hotel!

@calciumhasarrived @notaschizophrenic @dumbasswhorebug @chaos-ducks

[chaos-ducks]

Love this song

@ivysbea @goldfishinabottle @rabbit-funnel @bellabookworm idk that’s all I can think of right now so open tags

[do-not-u-dare]

…so technically it was

Open tags because i dont want anyone to see this

[ghostlybluetrain]

I saw this and and I saved this specifically to reply to it so ha :3

Found this cool song and im vibing to it its nice :3

@skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @aceofpans @make-me-president @bank-owner-offical @lightmeupinflames2 (open tags)

[bank-owner-offical]

Ooc:

It was this bc it’s one of my theme songs for @supervillain-offical suggested to me by @cia-offical and I was drawing my character while listening to it.

(Bank Owner needs a theme song! Joking-he does NOT)

@stupid-offical @villain-offical @cia-offical @supervillains-assistant-offical @hell-offical @the-pineapple-offical @the-irs-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical

[the-irs-offical]

SHE WANTS TO DANCE LIKE UMA THURMAN BURY ME TIL I CONFESS

last listened to because i am learning it on guitar (rhythm guitar offical when??)

tags : @faa-offical, @no-one-offical and open tags for anyone who wants!!

[the-irs-offical]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

GIVE ME CANDY!!! >:DD

(please don't tax my candy)

sugar tax... sugar tax... ha! i'll give you THREE full sized twixes if you give me a shiny dubloon!

[the-irs-offical]

Trick or treat? 🍬🍬🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍬🍬🍬🍬🍫🍬🍫

for towel offical, with your fantabulous turtle emoticon, your perfect halloween deal is FANTASTIC NEW LAUNDRY DETERGENT!!! COMPLETELY FREE*

*not including like three bucks tax im adding for the sake of it...

HAPPY HALLOWEENER

[daycare-offical]

I is for @the-irs-offical

[the-irs-offical]

pay your taxes, kids! 🙂❤️

[evil-satan-offical]

would the evil irs offical give away free money..? terrifying thought.

ANYWAY, evil tax! hand it over, buddy 🫴

-@the-irs-offical

I WOULD OFFER YOU AN EVIL VERSION BUT YOU COULD NOT BE MORE EVIL. HERE'S 5 GOOBER DOLLARS. LEGAL TENDER AT ANY PARTICIPATING GOOFER GOOBERS.

[the-irs-offical]

huzzah! the taxman wins again! finally, a worthy form of payment!

is this. is this anything.

[shrike-offical]

Project: officalComic

Project: officalComic (yes i know the name is very bad) is a project where

Yknow how there are fics of the officalverse? (If you don’t know what I’m talking abt there’s one on wattpad I don’t have the link to it tho..)

A comic that features smaller officalverse blogs as a way to

promote smaller blogs

get more people to join the officalverse

and fun

because I see a lot of cool offical blogs that don’t get much traction and uh yeah

For the comic part I was thinking small four panel comics with skits and stuff similar to that

——

applications are open to everyone, it doesn’t matter if you’re a professional or doodle just for fun!!

(The applications are to apply for being on the team that helps makes the comics, manages the account, and etc. if you want to be featured in a comic more information will be released soon.)

Applications are open from Oct 25 - Nov 25

Team Application

Hello!! I’ll be honest this application is more a formality than anything serious. So if you’re a beginner artist, professional or just do d

@ttridentialsovereignty @femboy-offical

@the-irs-offical @tumbleweed-offical @state-of-utah-offical @pathological-liar-official @landp-offical @jellyfish-offical @punky-beaver-offical @helpmemiku @goblin-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @magpieoffical

[satans-mum-offical]

My daughter said I should make one of these. I’m honestly not quite sure how it well help, but she says it will make me ‘famous’ which does sound quite nice, so here we are.

@satan-offical @satans-autistic-officals-autism @satan-offical-autistic-offical @an-alien-offical @lemon-offical @demigirl-offical @demiboy-offical @the-irs-offical @real-human-offical @lime-offical @purple-child-offical @offical-democracy @offical-government-offical

Is that enough of them?

[the-irs-offical]

*messily scribbles "do not tax the lovely mother of satan" on a post-it note and sticks it to the company fridge*

loving the profile picture miss satan's mum!

[daycare-offical]

We are making a list right now for the offical alphabet. If you’d like to get added just say so. Remember, it’s only one offical per letter, so be quick to claim yours!💙💜🩷

[the-irs-offical]

do you have an 'I' ? (i know it says 'the' irs but thats only because irs-offical was somehow taken 😭😭) if not i'd like to be your I!

[psychotic-gerard]

does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.

[psychotic-gerard]

this guy.

[kandrakelsier]

[captainlordauditor]

no no let's hear them out

[apathyandmischief]

Reblog to 69 prev

[no-one-offical]

‎

[the-irs-offical]

hahahaha get 69 taxed

[shrike-offical]

guys I have an ideaaaaa

Yknow how there are fics of the officalverse? (If you don’t know what I’m talking abt there’s one on wattpad I don’t have the link to it tho..)

Anyways I was thinking that maybe we should make some sorta comic that features smaller officalverse blogs as a way to

promote smaller blogs

get more people to join the officalverse

and fun

because I see a lot of cool offical blogs that don’t get much traction and uh yeah

For the comic part I was thinking small four panel comics with skits and stuff similar to that

idk this was just an idea that’s been floating around in my head for a bit

[the-irs-offical]

wait i love this sm

and we can get mods to be active in how they want their offical to be presented

like i know if its an animal/person/character etc then it could just be that

but theres so many ways you could personify another thing! using my blog as an example -

a) it could be a countryhumans-esque look, with the logo of the thing as the head, or

b) irs could be literally some sort of worker for the irs. if it was something like books or a library, it could be a librarian or a bookworm etc.

am i screaming into the void? does this make sense???

[the-irs-offical]

*chucks a ball of concentrated pain at you*

owie my taxes :(

[bank-owner-offical]

hey bank owner, wanna do some taxes with me..? 💐📑

-@the-irs-offical

It would be my pleasure!

[the-irs-offical]

huzzah! hooray for taxation!

*sets up the table with LOTS of taxes + candles scented like taxes + dino nuggies + glitter pens*

[cia-offical]

you disappear for like five months and this is where you’ve been????

[the-irs-offical]

CIA !! MY BUDDY!!

i was journeying far and wide, sludging through the sands and seas, in an attempt to find a bank to help file these intense tax forms

but, alas! one hath arisin! and the IRS is SOOOO BACK BABY!!!! 😎😎💯💯

[bank-owner-offical]

hey bank owner, wanna do some taxes with me..? 💐📑

-@the-irs-offical

It would be my pleasure!

[the-irs-offical]

huzzah! hooray for taxation!

*sets up the table with LOTS of taxes + candles scented like taxes + dino nuggies + glitter pens*

[bank-owner-offical]

How marvelous!

*sits at table*

[the-irs-offical]

you may help yourself to whichever of my fine pens you may desire :D

*plays careless whisper*

[bank-owner-offical]

hey bank owner, wanna do some taxes with me..? 💐📑

-@the-irs-offical

It would be my pleasure!

[the-irs-offical]

huzzah! hooray for taxation!

*sets up the table with LOTS of taxes + candles scented like taxes + dino nuggies + glitter pens*