✬Second Century Warlord✬

Star 🪼 jellyfish 💝 aspiring mad scientist they/them | 26

[asraalnazarlove]

“the video game man isn’t real” TO YOU. i’m married to him though

[ffxkay]

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

[stankystarthang]

I love this post bc mutuals will reblog this and itll be like. 3 posts from the top

[mothmansjuicymetalass]

Superflat world

[t0bey]

my ACHING BLOOD

[canonicallyginger]

At the end of chapter 7, if you ask Sans if you can hang out wuth his brother now, he'll just tell you to go back and play Undertale and then the game crashes. Trust me im topy foxes

[dailycatsblog]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

not to "trying to be chill but can't help noticing how misogyny bleeds through the cracks etc etc" but once you realize that almost none of the cute disney comic relief sidekicks are women you can't unsee it. like that thing only exists to do some slapstick and look cute for plushies. why can't it be a woman. why are ALL of them he/him. it's driving me fucking insane

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

I would like to formally apologize to everyone. I had no idea what consequences my actions would create but I should have been more careful anyway. I should have remembered this is a Genie Website and I should have clarified that when I want more female nonhuman comedic relief characters, I did not mean I wanted Olaf the Snowman to have an intensely heterosexual love interest in Frozen 3. I will do my best to go through each post with a team of lawyers going forwards to ensure this never happens again.

[bulkhummus]

Wait is jerking it to fanfic like? Widely accepted?

critically acclaimed even

[wizard-dax]

I think I've discovered the answer: Gay Sex

[felikatze]

hello fire emblem fan. in front of you is an online comment praising a singular aspect of fire emblem fates. You must remain in front of the keyboard for ten minutes without writing a reply about how garbage fire emblem fates is, or else the bomb implanted in your stomach goes off. good luck

[dimitrislullaby]

[felikatze]

hello fire emblem fates fan. in front of you is a keyboard. you must write about how you like fire emblem fates without including the sentiment of "i know it's bad, BUT--" and pre-emptively apologizing for liking it, or bringing up any popular discourse talking points.

if you fail, i will be cutting off your arms. good luck.

[pokemonarchive]

Lickilicky ex (2025) - Space-Time Smackdown (Palkia Pack) Illustrator: Jerky

[the-uss-premise]

<3 mr. spock <3

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[loveridden1999]

a good fan edit will change how to you listen a certain song forever

[scribefindegil]

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

[reject-tiefling]

Pock trying a lemon for the first time— I reckon he would scurry away from it like a feral kitten after he tries to eat a slice and Even Sarek would try to see why his son was so disgusted by the food, that he pretty much does the same thing (Amanda is just watching with fond exasperation)

I love this idea so much, but I was a little too tired to make him scurry 😅 I hope this is ok!

[lonestatus]

for ten years there were letsplayers who would record video content of themselves playing videogames and edit it down into 10-20 minute videos which they would post on youtube and other video hosting websites, but mostly youtube. now we only wake up in a desecrated field choked with a miasmatic fog and columns of graves that stretches beyond the horizon

[lukmarc10]

mom i can't go to school today, it's everytime we touch day

[un-father]