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trying on a metaphor
roma★
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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EXPECTATIONS
we're not kids anymore.
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@bhawk-goose
shoutout to my coworker for thinking that “illuminati” and “alumnae” meant the same thing and absolutely destroying everyone in the room when he casually dropped the sentence “i get a discount there because i’m an illuminati” into the conversation
you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!
Do you like it?
YES!!!
yes
eh it's okay
no.
IM MOON MOON
results/other
note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make
(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)
NO. THIS CANT HAVE FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME NO
for every note this post gets she'll run faster
woah! so f;ast
woah!!! girls please she's accelerating too much too soon!!!
SHE'S GOING TO BREAK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!
100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever
What Was Your Score?
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100%! (You're one smart cookie!)
there should be a term for characters you personally don't care about but you defend them anyways because the way people treat them is really uncomfortable. like ok this is a very middle-of-the-road character for me but the fandom's either been super misogynistic, racist, etc. about them or harassed innocent people who try to genuinely explore that character warts and all, and i find that more annoying than the actual character.
the term should by 'my client', like you're a lawyer defending your client that you are completely indifferent to but you are obligated by your job (or your morals) to defend
im quitting tumblr
ok see u tomorrow
this post is now 10 fucking years old
special defense
does this count as anything ???is this art
Sunny learns something new!
Sunny learns something new!
i think the hardest part about this job is not being able to say What The Fuck
During my sophomore year biology class, we all had to dissect worms. One of the kids in class ate one. A few minutes into the class, the teacher was like, “oh, by the way, make sure not to touch your mouth. These worms are covered in super poisonous formaldehyde.”
The kid who had eaten the work went pale. The kids at his desk huddled around him for a whispered discussion about whether or not he should admit to what he’d done, or keep his mouth shut and hope he survived it. He eventually decided that he did not want to risk death, put up his hand, and very timidly informed the teacher of his little snack.
The poor teacher. She just got this look on her face, like she was considering switching careers immediately. Anyway, she ended up calling 911. I don’t know how things went down at the hospital, but the kid survived.
Right. We’re going to have words about that last tag there.
Okay @gallusrostromegalus I realize you probably just forgot to finish that last tag, but I want to make clear how fucking
OMINOUS
it is that you don’t elaborate what those coroner firing reasons were covering up
Tumblr fucked up the tags, the last one is supposed to read “#Someone finally gave in to temptation and had a little Nibble”
If this isn’t a #WorldHeritagePost it should be.
Pros of accepting your child's demon heritage: better self esteem, mental health, unconditional love that will be passed down.
Cons: Teleporting 5 year olds when its bath time.
They're not good at teleporting til they're older, which in still a problem but also deeply funny.
Rumi: Alright, kids. It's bath-(watches as her 5 year old, two 4 year olds and 2 year old teleport away from her)
Rumi: (turns around to see Sean directly behind her, Jack up the stairs right next to Zoey, grabs Sean) Where's the other two?
Zoey: (holding Jack, while holding the bathroom door shut) Mimi teleported into the bathroom.
Mimi: (on the other side of the door) GIVE ME FWEEDOM!!!
Zoey: No.
Rumi: Okay but where's Emmett?
Mira: (walks in holding Emmett who's gagging while covering his nose) Guess who appeared in my bathroom while I was using it.
Emmett: I have suffwered enough today.
Mira: You are fine.
Emmett: I have smelled things that can't be unsmelled.
Mira: It isn't that bad!
Zoerumi: 👀
Jack: It's bad.
Sean: (nods)
Mimi: (from inside the bathroom)Appa your bathroom is deadwy!
Mira: 😑
Rumi: Well, let this be a lesson on why you should be careful when you teleport, you could get stuck in Appa's bathroom with her.
Zoey: mmmhmmm. So how about you just take your bath?
Jack: (steepling his fingers like a negotiator) Can I have my piwate ship?
Zoey: Yes.
Mimi: (from inside the bathroom)DON'T FALL FOR THE BWIBE!!
Emmett: (pouting) I want bubbles for my suffwering.
Rumi: fine.
Mimi: (inside the bathroom) TWAITORS!
Mira: Mimi, you can have your wind up dolphin
Mimi: And my baff cwayons?
Mira: You can have your washable crayons but you have to share with your brothers.
Mimi: What do I have to give to not share my cwayons?
Mira: you're sharing.
Mimi: how about the dolphin and a baff time dance party?
Zoey: Mimi, it's too close to bedtime for a bath time dance party. But I'll let you pick first for storytime.
Mimi: Fine, but you better do da voices!
(one slightly less of a disaster bath time and bed time routine later)
Rumi: I can't tell if they're going better or worse at teleporting.
Zoey: I can't believe Sean figured it out already.
Mira: They're cute little trouble makers. And we managed to stay mostly dry this time and didn't have too much water to mop up.
Rumi: Yeah because we didn't let them have a bath time dance party which always ends with the floor covered in water.
Mira: At least I wasn't responsible for the bath bomb incident.
Zoey: In my defense I didn't know it had glitter in it. And their little glitter butts were very cute.
Rumi: Yeah that was pretty cute
Mira: I love our family.
Zoerumi: me too.
just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom
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I think Rocky would love minecraft, but he'd also play it only after setting up a giant machine to surround him with the ever changing shape of his environment, with many blocks labelled on the inside for convenience, and it would make Grace so mad sometimes cuz you're not supposed to see the ores through walls! You can't just listen through the wall during build battles it's not fair!!
catching up on how the clacton by-election is shaping up and this sequence had me rolling
catching up on how the clacton by-election is shaping up and this sequence had me rolling
duckduckgo fuck yourself
trying to search for like the one thing that treats us like any other girl for once!! only to be met with a reminder that we are considered a porn category first. it makes me so very sad and upset.
you can have this it is real
