Goose

[teaboot]

Free the nipple. Let them go their own way in life.

Scattering an urn full of post-mastectomy nipples into the ocean like ashes at a funeral

[snapdragon-rawrz]

so this is basically hwo it is

[penandinkprincess]

so wildly obnoxious when you agree with the starting point of someone's stance only for them to hard turn into things you DON'T agree with and now you have to defend the thing that was originally annoying you

"too many authors in the current market are focusing on selling 'spice' instead of telling interesting stories"

"oh yeah, i agree. i started reading one that i heard a lot about and it just wasn't-"

"and it's all of these women reading their fucking mommy porn out in public like FREAKS"

*through gritted teeth* "people should be allowed to read whatever they want, and actually these books should be left alone and you should shut up about it"

[literaryroses]

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

Me, tears of blood running down my cheeks, froth curdling at the corners of my mouth, through gritted teeth: I WILL STAND SHIELD TO SHIELD TO DEFEND THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE HAVING RIGHTS

[princessdraconic]

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

[princessdraconic]

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

[princessdraconic]

you were really cute as a newt. . .

[frierenburger]

take your age

divide it by 0

how did you do that

[trek-tracks]

Among the sizeable portion of humanity who would believe the Eridian footage to be faked, I wonder if “yeah, and Dr. Grace went to live on Erid in a beautiful biodome” becomes the new “we sent your dog to live on a farm upstate”

[monsterritory]

Adrian time

[mortimermcmirestinks]

[mudkipper]

[arctic-hands]

[Image Description: first image: a two panel MS Paint-like doodle comic, titled "hey fellow white people, if you are white on tumblr". In the first panel, labeled "this is your job", a white doodle person is holding up their hand, supporting a Black doodle person as they stand on the white doodle person's raised hand. The white doodle person's gesturing to the Black doodle person and saying nothing as the Black doodle person says "white people need to stop doing [thing]". In the second panel, labeled "not this", the Black doodle person now stands alone in the background as they say "white people need to stop doing [thing]", only for the white doodle person to interrupt and jump in front of the Black doodle person and their speech bubble. The white doodle person takes up the majority of the frame, blocking the Black doodle person with their arm as they loudly say in all caps "Oh my god yes it pisses me off so much when white people do this".

Second image: the same two panel comic, now with the stock photo of a white person in a white t-shirt overlaid on the whole picture. The stock photo white person is saying "So true! I'm white and I can't stand when other white people talk over P.O.C! Good thing I'm not like that! I'm one of the good ones!" End I.D]

[decadentqueentidalwave]

Thank you for the image description!

[luxwing]

Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet

[luxwing]

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

[prokopetz]

Predictions for Dungeons & Dragons under Hasbro's management in the coming years:

Uma Musume style horsegirls introduced to the Forgotten Realms; setting's lore revised so that they've always been there.

Advancement rules now stipulate per-session XP bonus based on lifetime D&D Beyond purchase history.

Compendium of exclusive feat trees for specific gender and sexual identities. Bisexuality receives no feats of its own, being mechanically implemented as "half gay"; the resulting synergies are disgusting.

Editorial error in revised Dungeon Master's Guide accidentally refers to Dungeon Masters as Hasbro's employees.

"Noble savage" coding of barbarian class walked back, refocused on European folkloric touchstones such as the Ulster Cycle; all barbarian characters become Irish stereotypes.

AI-based DM service trained exclusively on work of Ed Greenwood launched; withdrawn a week later citing "guiderail issues".

Expanded discussion of navigating player expectations frames "not showing up at all" as a valid playstyle.

Dragon-blooded sorcerer subclass revised to state that one of the character's ancestors was "very good friends" with a dragon.

[anarchist-rat-swarm]

I would normally say not to give them any ideas, but I stopped playing D&D, so fuck it.

[kyssimmee]

starlight and trixie comic

[kyssimmee]

i'm breaking the author's silence to address these tags directly, because i've seen similar responses a few times. your context is part of you. you like your favorite band because you found them somehow. you speak the languages you speak because somebody else taught you. you feel the way you feel because you have memories and experiences. shaving off pieces of yourself will not reveal a truth at the center, and will only make you feel less like a person worth being. you will never shed your context or influences, anymore than you will ever become younger or undrink a glass of water. but you are free to create as much additional context as you like. build yourself outward instead of digging for yourself at the center. trying 100 new things will give you 100 more data points on what you like, don't like, think, believe, feel. it might begin to reveal an image of yourself that you can recognize, respect, and love. your life is not an object to be kept clean, it is an ongoing action that you get to control. also that's starlight glimmer not rarity.

[dogpuppy]

[dumpsterfire620]

[atalana]

for the people in the notes asking if this would work in erid gravity - being able to float on water has nothing to do with the relative strength of gravity! (both buoyancy force and the weight of an object have a gravity multiplier in their formula, in opposite directions, they cancel out regardless)

floating on water has to do with the density of an object vs how much water they displace with their size. think about how a huge boat that weighs a million times more than a tiny rock floats, but the rock doesn't. a material like polystyrene which is less dense than water will float regardless of what shape it's in, but objects that are more dense than water normally (human. ship hull.) can change how much water they displace, by changing their shape. we float on water when we spread our limbs out like that because we're maximising the amount of water displacement we're capable of, and that's cancelling out the downward force of our density! (floaties work by borrowing the density of a less dense material)

so grace could absolutely use human floating techniques on erid water (once they get it to a tolerable temperature)

rocky however is a) rock shaped (not good at maximising displacement), and b) internally made mostly of heavy metals (and the stuff that isn't heavy metals is also the stuff that's in human bodies). he will, to pardon the pun, sink like a stone

[bhawk-goose]

Rocky and Grace playing tag in the enclosure and Grace is doing terribly so he just tags Rocky and then sprints out to the ocean and just. Floats. Like ten feet above where Rocky can reach.

[bhawk-goose]

So, eridians have very sensitive hearing, but don't seem to be fittingly sensitive to loud noise, so consider: Eridian speach usually comes with extreme volume variation

Rocky was very careful not to scare Grace off, so he started super quiet and worked up until he was heard.

But then, a while later, they get to erid, and things are mostly fine, Rocky explains that humans are much pickier about sounds than Eridians so the scientists need to speak at a very specific volume

Then he gets his class, and things are fine for a bit, until one of the pebbles pisses another off enough for it to shout. And it comes out like a fucking foghorn. Just this earthshattering roar of overblown annoyance.

[sigulary]

[postsofbabel]

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[postsofbabel]

cum