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aw heck i got caught again

#rederiss

Jeremy the world needs to know… how much do you squat?

i'n afraid that's classified information ;)

#anon ask

Im taking away all of your caffeine so you can sleep now. Jean will probably be happy about that

Noooooooooooooo my caffeineeeee jdjdjdjfjfjfjjtjt

@jeanmoreau-backliner are you happy

#melts into a puddle of goop #anon ask

hi jeremy do you know you’re the love of my life

💜💙💚💛🧡♥️

#anon ask

rederiss

Why is he sniffing my face? @the-jeremy-knocks why are you in my asks????

the-jeremy-knocks

NOO NOT ANOTHER SIGHTING i need to be more careful

#rederiss

Jeremy did you get enough sleep last night?

?? what is this Sleep

#anon ask #for legal reasons this is a joke #jean this is a joke

Did you ever collected bugs as a kid? You seem like a big collector

well not bugs but i do have a hugeee seashell collection. the best one is this really big conch i found when i was 14

#anon ask

citrusmewtwist

for @rederiss

jeanmoreau-backliner

CAT HERE!!! i’ve picked jean’s phone from his prone, lifeless fingers because the world needs to know that he spent the last five minutes staring at this in muted agony. i don’t think he was even blinking. he didn’t say anything when i took his phone

rederiss

OMG CAT! tell him to breathe and take him on a walk??

jeanmoreau-backliner

i handed him a glass of water!!! so far he’s just looking at it but at least he hasn’t dropped it :D

jeanmoreau-backliner

This is Jean. Catalina stole my phone when I was not looking. She is lying, I have never seen this picture before. I was out on a run. Or perhaps I was asleep. Or perhaps I was otherwise engaged. Either way, I did not do any of what she claimed I did. I blink a reasonable amount that is no more or less than any other person. Do not believe her.