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bellilou42

There is no moral.

The wolf eats you one day,

And until it does,

The forest is beautiful

[Neverafter - Brennan Lee Mulligan]

real-language-facts

well what if i don't want to stress syllables, this world is stressful enough as it is for a small and innocent syllable

telumendils

What do you think you're trying to understand about your story?

Dimension 20: Neverafter — Episode 9, “Origins”

telumendils

#the allegory to Black boyhood Lou brought to this character is simply unmatched by any other adaptation of pinocchio. it's That Good.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

we need more fat fitness instructors and I'm dead fucking serious

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

to be seen on social media, fitness instructors basically always have to have contemporarily attractive body types. whereas fitness instructors you meet in real life have a huge variety of body types.

being a well-qualified fitness instructor requires education and experience and yes, usually a significant level of fitness, be that strength, flexibility, stamina, so on.

Many people have all of those qualifications, while also being fat.

Perhaps the biggest lie advertising has sold you is that being "fit" means being thin. That is spectacularly untrue. The world is filled with fat athletes, amateur, professional, in all variety of sports, performing remarkable feats any of us would be damn proud to accomplish. That's a hell of a lot of experience and talent, including many educators you or I would be lucky to learn from.

#fr!! its hard as a fat person who's searching for guidance on how to move my body #because I'm trying to find people/courses that don't just prioritize weightloss!! I wanna be STRONG #idc if people can see the muscles or not!!!#I just wanna be able to climb the stairs without hyperventilating and lift boxes at work #and I don't wanna get an eating disorder learning to do that 😭

iwillmissourtalks

Fandom spaces have GOT to stop finding out about concept art & saying they were supposed to have x or y. That’s not how concept art works, there isn’t a secret better show they decided to hide from you for no reason

ghostboyravenight-deactivated20

“Look at the animation style we could have had!” and it’s a drawing so detailed that the animators would have killed themselves before ever being able to finish a single frame

dogpuppy

butch-bara

when people talk bad about cargo shorts i feel so unsafe

butch-bara

like sorry you hate my boxy silhouette and practical pockets

tiktoksthataregood-ish

bpwpbshika

strawberry-crocodile

shout out to the old guy who orders egg wraps from my job every day and came in on christmas with a $25 gift card for the two transfems on staff and no one else. the one true ally.

themainspoon

Old Men when that egg wrap hits:

neopet-euthanization

zomdead-deactivated20260110

transgenderbloodsport

pokeballvictimized

hey there welcome to superpower school, where we teach you to use your dangerous superpowers in a school-like environment. here's your syllabus. as you can see, this class will consistent entirely of occasional world building lectures of no use to anyone who has actually lived in this world for more than a day, and unsupervised practical assignments that place your life and the lives of everyone near you at risk. also we have a tournament arc in around 50 chapters that will inevitably be rife with cheating and will be infiltrated by people who actually for real want to kill you. grading will be on a curve.

aquaflv

really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

aquaflv

yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.

aquaflv

this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"

creekfiend

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"