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[the-kandi-collective]

Hey anyone else up for doing alter introductions like we used to??? I think it'd be fun, I'll start

Hi, my name is Jack, I'm currently the host.

I use he/it/they pronouns.

Something interesting about me is that I'm the only one who's cut or dyed the body's hair.

-Jack (obviously)

[the-kandi-collective]

Okay kid, I'll do an introduction

I'm Keith. I'm the secondary host and the main protector for our teenagers. Also the one that deals with all the bullshit from people outside the system.

I use He/Him pronouns

And something interesting would probably be that I was homeless for a long while and only just recently decided to move in to a building next to the front room.

[the-kandi-collective]

Alright

My name is Tubbo. I'm a fuzztive of dsmp Tubbo, Osmp Tubbo, and Tubbo the content creator. I'm pretty sure I exist as comfort but I might be wrong.

I use he/him pronouns but I don't mind other pronouns if you really don't wanna call me by he/him.

Something interesting? Uh- I have tics, they're actually a pretty different set to Jack's tics. He has stuff like "you're a wizard harry" and echolalia, I have stuff like "✨nuclear warfare✨" and headbutting people.

[the-kandi-collective]

Keith said I needed to do one so here you go

I'm Kage. I'm just some guy that showed up last week. I might be some sort of protector? I formed knowing a lot of random things so maybe I'm a record keeper

Idk

I use he/they pronouns

Something interesting about me is I pretty much know nothing about myself other than that

Edit: my profile says I'm a comforter.

[the-kandi-collective]

This is fucking weird but okay

Hey I'm Kantra

I'm kind of a stalker? Idk dude I'm being censored by homeless-dad™️ and Jackie rn

I hold obsessive episodes

My pronouns are she/it

I'm super interesting, How am I supposed to choose one thing?????

Edit- I saw some people doing emoji sign offs so I'm going to do that now -💔

[the-kandi-collective]

Hey anyone else up for doing alter introductions like we used to??? I think it'd be fun, I'll start

Hi, my name is Jack, I'm currently the host.

I use he/it/they pronouns.

Something interesting about me is that I'm the only one who's cut or dyed the body's hair.

-Jack (obviously)

[the-kandi-collective]

Okay kid, I'll do an introduction

I'm Keith. I'm the secondary host and the main protector for our teenagers. Also the one that deals with all the bullshit from people outside the system.

I use He/Him pronouns

And something interesting would probably be that I was homeless for a long while and only just recently decided to move in to a building next to the front room.

[the-kandi-collective]

Alright

My name is Tubbo. I'm a fuzztive of dsmp Tubbo, Osmp Tubbo, and Tubbo the content creator. I'm pretty sure I exist as comfort but I might be wrong.

I use he/him pronouns but I don't mind other pronouns if you really don't wanna call me by he/him.

Something interesting? Uh- I have tics, they're actually a pretty different set to Jack's tics. He has stuff like "you're a wizard harry" and echolalia, I have stuff like "✨nuclear warfare✨" and headbutting people.

[the-kandi-collective]

Keith said I needed to do one so here you go

I'm Kage. I'm just some guy that showed up last week. I might be some sort of protector? I formed knowing a lot of random things so maybe I'm a record keeper

Idk

I use he/they pronouns

Something interesting about me is I pretty much know nothing about myself other than that

Edit: my profile says I'm a comforter.

[the-kandi-collective]

Inside of you are two wolves, and a child, and a content creator, and a fictional character, and some random teenager, and a vampire.

you are a system.

-Jack

[the-kandi-collective]

Hey anyone else up for doing alter introductions like we used to??? I think it'd be fun, I'll start

Hi, my name is Jack, I'm currently the host.

I use he/it/they pronouns.

Something interesting about me is that I'm the only one who's cut or dyed the body's hair.

-Jack (obviously)

[the-kandi-collective]

Okay kid, I'll do an introduction

I'm Keith. I'm the secondary host and the main protector for our teenagers. Also the one that deals with all the bullshit from people outside the system.

I use He/Him pronouns

And something interesting would probably be that I was homeless for a long while and only just recently decided to move in to a building next to the front room.

[the-kandi-collective]

Alright

My name is Tubbo. I'm a fuzztive of dsmp Tubbo, Osmp Tubbo, and Tubbo the content creator. I'm pretty sure I exist as comfort but I might be wrong.

I use he/him pronouns but I don't mind other pronouns if you really don't wanna call me by he/him.

Something interesting? Uh- I have tics, they're actually a pretty different set to Jack's tics. He has stuff like "you're a wizard harry" and echolalia, I have stuff like "✨nuclear warfare✨" and headbutting people.

[the-kandi-collective]

Hey anyone else up for doing alter introductions like we used to??? I think it'd be fun, I'll start

Hi, my name is Jack, I'm currently the host.

I use he/it/they pronouns.

Something interesting about me is that I'm the only one who's cut or dyed the body's hair.

-Jack (obviously)

[the-kandi-collective]

Okay kid, I'll do an introduction

I'm Keith. I'm the secondary host and the main protector for our teenagers. Also the one that deals with all the bullshit from people outside the system.

I use He/Him pronouns

And something interesting would probably be that I was homeless for a long while and only just recently decided to move in to a building next to the front room.

[the-kandi-collective]

Hey anyone else up for doing alter introductions like we used to??? I think it'd be fun, I'll start

Hi, my name is Jack, I'm currently the host.

I use he/it/they pronouns.

Something interesting about me is that I'm the only one who's cut or dyed the body's hair.

-Jack (obviously)

[the-kandi-collective]

Tw: alcohol

Jesus Christ why does Jack's family have barely any alcohol in the house? I had to dilute a tiny little bottle on the counter. Actually fuck it his mom has some in the trunk of her car, I'll be back.

-Bur

[the-kandi-collective]

Fettuccine??? But not what I was looking for?? Wtf-

[the-kandi-collective]

Nevermind, I found it. I spilled what I already had but it doesn't matter now I guess.

[the-kandi-collective]

Tw: alcohol

Jesus Christ why does Jack's family have barely any alcohol in the house? I had to dilute a tiny little bottle on the counter. Actually fuck it his mom has some in the trunk of her car, I'll be back.

-Bur

[the-kandi-collective]

Fettuccine??? But not what I was looking for?? Wtf-

[the-kandi-collective]

Tw: alcohol

Jesus Christ why does Jack's family have barely any alcohol in the house? I had to dilute a tiny little bottle on the counter. Actually fuck it his mom has some in the trunk of her car, I'll be back.

-Bur

[the-kandi-collective]

A conversation between three children I just overheard:

Child1: so he's a druggie. Your son is a druggie. And you're okay with this?

Child2: yes. He's perfect the way he is. He's my son.

Child3: my husband is a druggie.

-Keith

[the-kandi-collective]

Sooooo, Jack has been placed on self d!e watch by Keith, so I have to pretend to be Jack until further notice, because Jack sucked a dick on wednesday and regrets it so badly he was planning to self d!e...... (Don't worry, I got Jack's permission to post this)

-Haze🧡

[the-kandi-collective]

So I'm actually on suicide watch, I asked for help externally and let's just say that entailed me going to the hospital for words on my arm

-Jack

[the-kandi-collective]

Sooooo, Jack has been placed on self d!e watch by Keith, so I have to pretend to be Jack until further notice, because Jack sucked a dick on wednesday and regrets it so badly he was planning to self d!e...... (Don't worry, I got Jack's permission to post this)

-Haze🧡

[the-kandi-collective]

Shit- guess we gotta change it again-

I just found someone on TikTok with the same system name as us and it'd suck if people got us confused

Please help- it took us so long to come up with and agree on our current name. We need suggestions ._.

-Jack

[the-kandi-collective]

For anyone who possibly didn't get it, we believe that being endogenic is possible. We're well aware that some people use it as an excuse to fake being a system but there's a lot of systems that aren't faking who strongly identify with the term and invalidating them doesn't help anything, it makes people feel bad and even if some of them just aren't aware of their trauma, shit talking Endo systems just for existing just makes things worse and can push any possibly un-aware traumagenic systems further into denial. just to be clear: yes, some systems that believe they're Endogenic may just not be aware of their trauma, yes some people who claim to be endogenic systems might be faking it, however, it's possible that a portion of them are legitimately endogenic. -Jack

[the-kandi-collective]

Telling an out endogenic system to stop faking DID or OSDD is stupid. They're most likely fully aware that DID and OSDD are caused by trauma, which they've openly stated that they don't have. That's like telling someone you know is Scottish to stop faking being Irish. It's stupid. And telling them they're faking being a system doesn't help anything either. -Jack

[the-kandi-collective]

You know what? Fuck it. We've gotten tired of calling ourselves the minerals. We're now the Kandi Collective. (It took like a week for everyone to agree to the name change)

[daitheflu-mx]

@oaqland tagged me.

Rules: tag 9 people you want to get to know better

Fav color: black, white, pastel pink, pastel blue

Currently reading: I don’t like reading.

Last song: What Should I Say by The 1975

Last movie: I don’t remember. I’m not a movie person, I like sitcoms.

Sweet, savory, or spicy?: Sweet

Craving: Sugar (candies, chocolate etc)

Tea or coffee?: Coffee with milk

I tag:

@dontthinkwedontnoticeyou @next-level-charli @ikilledmrmoonlight @thankyouscarlettverycool @herfrozenhand @skiaismadd @numberoneangels-blog @fallingmaddlyinlove @susiehutchcraft

[fallingmaddlyinlove]

thanks for the tag! :)

fav color: pastel purple, white, black, pink

currently reading: IT by stephen king

last song: lolita by lana del rey

last movie: luca lol

sweet, savory, or spicy?: sweet🍭

craving: sugar always 😭

tea or coffee?: tea

I’ll tag: @its-driving-me-madd @xlostinmaddnessx

@lesbiansforsasuke @thunderdaydreamer @roundcaterpiller @myawkwardvoid @paraesthetics @paracosmaryfaerie @jayjay-frog @gons-fishingrod

[paracosmaryfaerie]

thanks for the tag<3

fav colour: yellow

currently reading: the anthropocene reviewed by john green

last song: back to black by amy winehouse

last movie: legally blonde

sweet, savoury or spicy: savoury

craving: flaming hot cheetos

tea or coffee: tea

i tag: @celestialmadd @skiaismadd @paraesthetics @sqftash-md @stimmygalaxies @professionaldaydreamer 

[celestialmadd]

thanks for tagging me~

favourite colour: dark red and navy blue

currently reading: opposite of always by justin a. reynolds

last song: ashes by stellar

last movie: catch me if you can

sweet, savoury or salty: sweet!

current craving: chocolate

coffee or tea: tea

@infiniteorangethethird @headinthecloudsagain @its-driving-me-madd @madderthanmadd

[headinthecloudsagain-deactivate]

yaaay, thanks for the tag! <3

fav colour: black and pastel blue

currently reading: archenemies by marissa meyer

last song: summertime by lucia and the best boys

last movie: a perfect murder

sweet, savoury or spicy?: spicy, forever and always lol

current craving: cheesecake

tea or coffee?: both, bc i’m an indecisive little idiot😭

i’m tagging: @maladaptive-daydreaming-aphant @purple-dreams-of-stars222 @dreamyblur @ivan-the-rat @aefainwonderland @stimmygalaxies @starcrossed-snowyy @talkaboutmadd @sqftash-md

[aefainwonderland]

thanks for the tag <33

favorite color: pastel pink/ purple

currently reading: peter pan by J.M Barrie

last song: angela by flower face

last movie: k-12 by Melanie Martinez

sweet savory or spicy?: sweet

currently craving: blueberry pancakes

tea or coffee?: tea

tagging @abraxas-system @a-random-daydreamer @cosmicdreams1111 @possible-eldritch-god @thanatosdelta @jayjay-frog @james-silvercat @rin-n-congress @mineralsystem

[the-kandi-collective]

Thanks for the tag

Favorite color: Red or black, idk

Currently reading: nothing, I don't have any books I wanna read

Last song: two trucks by lemon demon

Last movie: the black widow movie

Sweet savory or spicey?: I like savory foods but if it's grilled I get someone else to eat it

Currently craving: chips

Tea or coffee: monster energy, although coffee is good too.

I don't wanna tag anyone, that's too much work.

-Zack