#system jokes

[intersexcat-tboy]

Made this a while ago

[lambbchopped]

[fuckrsystemcringe]

Systems vs a consistent writing style 

[thethreeofusalone]

Old Crone: *points a shaking, bony finger* you my dear… are the CHOSEN ONE.

Brave Adventurer: Wait- really? Me? I’m the chosen o-

Old Crone: What? No! You aren’t the chosen one, you are, yeah you, the one in co-con, yeah I see you ya little shit-

And that was how the party learned that their friend was plural.

[thenightsystem]

Most people only get 4 stress responses: Fight, Flight, Fawn, and Freeze.

people with DID unlock the secret fifth one: Forget

-host

[skeptisystem]

oh yeah if you wanna date me you have to defeat my seven evil alters

[the-complicity-system]

Non-traumagenics be like

"Is anyone gonna break that?"

[dic--e]

system guide 101

never get into any new media while you're experiencing prolonged periods of stress.