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my trigger finger was itching like my butthole

and brother? I've got pinkeye

A character in a thing I'm obsessed with currently (guess lmao) is basically a trans man but it is in such an absurd way that I feel silly saying that. I will forever stand by the fact that it's canon. It will require a whole essay to explain. I sent the guy to you recently and I'll probably reblog that post with the long ass explanation. I'm sorry for being a fucking queer nerd thing.

yepp i have your ask in my inbox you can totally reblog w an explanation whenever that gets posted :0

also never apologize for being a queer nerd thing . we love that here.

unteriors

Brewer Place, Invermay (Launceston), Tasmania.

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hylasregilla

I'm inconsolable over this animation.

#have no intention to see this movie #but the alien spider rock is so wonderful to see skittering around

exhaustedtransmasc

stealing this from op, cause it’s a great and highly valid post except for the fucking death threat in the first tag

luckiestboy

"I'm gonna acknowledge an experience lots of young trans men and mascs with estogenized breasts go through and consider there's a lot of issues you face regarding estrogenized bodies you don't want including being barred from modifying them for your comfort, but if you tag this with the tag you use to talk about these things I'm gonna kill you and use your money to fund a weapon to genocide a whole group of people- it's ok I can pretend I'm including cis people when I say tme's, I'm bery smart actually"

Actual joke. This is a whole goddamn comedy cast. A mime show. A circus.

cuprohastes

About ten, fifteen years ago I wrote a story about a guy living in a Capitalist dystopia. His walls, furniture, and tableware are all covered in smart displays. Basically animated wallpaper. It's sold as being able to turn your room or objects into anything - A nice forest view, outer space, a fantasy realm... but the companies that run this stuff keep sneaking ads in.

It gets so bad he's always being woken up by adverts that offer insomnia cures and better bedding that play when he tries to sleep.

So he buys the ad-free tier, and it's great... for a few months. And then he starts getting adverts from 'premium partners'. So he goes up a level... and the same thing happens.

So he jailbreaks his wallpaper and sends all the ad servers to 0.0.0.0 and voila... he can sleep.

Until this SWAT team blows his door off and drag him off to jail. The Ad companies are suing him for loss of revenue for the products he' notionally have bought if he'd watched their adverts, based on some weird 'The average consumer buys X products with an average value of Y' calculation.

The judge is like 'well I dun wanna annoy the sponsors' so he RICO's this guy's house and possessions and sends him to jail.

... which is a nice relaxed non-volent offender jail for the corporately disenfranchised. But because these people have no money... there's no ads and now he's happy because the only place he's free... is in prison.

Which at the time was a bit much and now it's like: Called it.

Elon's suing companies for not advertising because he's losing revenue. He's also cranking the price of Ad Free Twitter. Disney and Amazon play adverts on their paid service when services used to be free because of the adverts... and now you have to pay to watch the adverts or go up a couple of tiers.

And google's going around freaking out about ad-blockers.

alexaloraetheris

OP did it hurt when Apollo's dodgeball hit you and made you write that story?

damejoansutherland

side benefit of communal all-gender restrooms is that they may be our best chance to shame cis men into washing their hands

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teaboot

the four horsemen if the apocalypse was chill

unteriors

Garden Grove, West Moonah (Hobart), Tasmania.

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eternalgirlscout

i love pleasantly unpleasant sensory experiences. getting tattooed. eating a too-big dollop of wasabi and feeling like i've been kicked in the face. being outside when it is very very cold and a little kiss of frigid air slipping between my glove and coat sleeve. people say building discomfort tolerance is important because discomfort is an inevitable part of life, and that's true, but discomfort can also be a source of joy and part of what makes life worth living.