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Old Lazy Town side blog.

[shipsgoingintohistory]

Sportacus and Robbie early into their relationship trading secrets.

Robbie thinks his are all deep and dark, but he ends up saying things like ‘My hair is actually curly’ or ‘I ate a strawberry once, it was okay.’

Sportacus’s secrets are just weird. ‘I ate an entire watermelon, rind and all, in one sitting once’ or ‘I make board games out of sportscandy’.

[shoelace-and-friends]

Okay but imagine Ithro and Glanni doing the same thing 

Ithro’s like “I stole a couple apples from my neighbor’s tree once” thinking that that’s pretty edgy  But then Glanni casually just 

“I set my neighbor’s car on fire.” 

[apathetic-revenant]

…Sportacrime?

[rotten-flippity-flop]

… baby?

[the-laziest-town]

(-__ -)

[wheatlev]

[yamiswift]

I have lost control of my life guys…

[the-real-ted-cruz]

I HAD TO PUT THESE ALL TOGETHER IN A MASTERPOST THEY WERE JUST TOO GOOD

[rotten-flippity-flop]

I feel like this is what I would study from if I got the lyrics of We Are Number One in my poetry exam

[robbieglaepur]

This is legit better written than anything I’ve ever written in school

[robbieilatabae]

So yeah my boyfriend asked me to prom like this. He’s definitely a keeper.

[rotten-flippity-flop]

Your boyfriend is a gift

[choco-mountain-deactivated20190]

It was a dark and stormy night and Robbie was all alone.

[sporacus]

This is my lazy town OC, Sportagun. He’s sportacus’ brother who has a gun. 

feel free to give constructive criticism.

[sportabae-deactivated20170807]

Yeah I have a critique Needs more gun

[sporacus]

is this ok

[rottenest-boi-blog]

TOO MUCH GUN

[sporacus]

oh boy do I have news for you my pal,

[hero-of-lazytown]

Idk I don’t think there’s enough gun

[sporacus]

listen what do you want from me

[baskin-robbies]

MORE GUN

[screeeeeeaaaaam]

WE NEED MORE GUN

[sporacus]

the people asked for more gun and at long last I have delivered

SPORTAGUN 2: MORE GUN

Sportagun’s back and this time he’s playing for keeps

[daggerkid]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!?!

[lazy-quartz-deactivated20181106]

Sportagun: the movie

The Rated R remake of lazytown

[sexycraisinthanos]

It’s actually rated G for gun

[sports-elf-in-training]

I hate all of you

[theunmaskedmadness]

does that make Robbie Rotten, Robb'n RottenGun?

[sporacus]

you fool. everyone knows that robbie is the opposite of sportacus.

[caustic-slushie]

He looks like weird al

[the-laziest-town]

This summer, Sportagun 3 Mission Gunstralia: trouble down Gunder.

[mongoose-tea]

Shout-out to the LT Fandom!

We all love this show and it’s characters, cast, etc to death, and you can agree that the actors associated with it have been extremely helpful, friendly, and accepting. We’ve had some bad behavior in the fandom (sending unwanted and inappropriate shipping shit to Stefan and Magnus), and it seems like we’re having more. You may know that one of Stefan’s daughters has a tumblr, and that’s great! Tumblr can be a cool place. It fucking isn’t when people in this fandom that is so lucky to have so many loving people in it decide to send her messages/asks/etc about her parents. We all know Stefan is great and Robbie is too, but they are separate people, and there is an important separation between fan fiction interests (such as sportarobbie) and between real life with real people. Stefan was upset with the LT fandom when people sent him inappropriate things about his characters relationship with others. He is going to be (rightfully) upset when he realizes that people are sending the same shit (and even worse) to his daughter. Do not send messages about anything you may want to see or do to her family. That is fucking right the fuck up. Seriously! Don’t do it!

[thursdayplaid]

Hello Lazyfans!

I’ve just discovered the Lazytown fandom years after watching the show and I’m interested in taking part in the general fannishness.  Please feel free to say hello!  Also!  Please feel free to suggest any fic, tumblrs, analysis, or otherwise that you think I should know about.

Lots of love!

[poploppege]

Welcome my dude!

[aleinnilatibae]

WELCOME!!

[enchanticleer]

welcome to lazytown… a place where you’ll wanna stay  … an overfriendly dessert community where the sun is too bright, the moon is also too bright, and noisy children pass overhead while i’m TRYING to SLEEP

[the-laziest-town]

@imaginaryartskill Great minds must think alike...

[cemetery-circus]

Even MORE Sportarobbie Headcanons

My self control and impulse control left for the war and still haven’t returned. I’m waiting for the letter that says they just ain’t coming back.

•Sportacus pulls his hat down over his eyes when he’s flustered and just laughs nervously before running off

•The first time Robbie found this out, Robbie had gone full on flirt mode with him and the poor boy just bolted •Robbie now slowly hugs Sport while flirting and when he tries to run, he can’t cause he’s TRAPPED IN ARMS OF LOVE •"Oh my gosh, Robbie please, let me go!“ •"You aren’t going anywhere! I’ve been thinking up these lines all day!” ——— •Robbie learns languages very quickly, due to some of his disguises needing him to speak a different language to be convincing

•Sportacus yells “HANDSOME!” in Icelandic and he goes to tell Robbie what it means and Robbie just says: •"Right back at ya, hot stuff.“ in the same language without even looking from what he’s doing •Sportacus is surprised and Robbie takes this moment to say “I love you” in every language he knows, starting with English and ending with Icelandic •Nobody can find Sportacus for the rest of the day because he’s in his airship, dying on his bed under his blanket ——— •Robbie changes all the mean nicknames he had for Sport to sweet things

•"Sportadork.“ “YOUR Sportadork!” •"Sportacutie.“ •"Sportahandsome.” •"Sportagorgeous.“ •"Hello there, Sportalicious!” “ROBBIE!” •Sportacus only calls Robbie “Robbie”, but it’s because he really likes his name. It’s simply and rolls off of his tongue easily. ——— •Even though he can jump high, there are just some things that Sportacus can’t reach.

•"Robbie, lean down, I want a kiss.“/“No, I’m busy.”/“Robbie. Robbie, lean down and gimme a kiss. Robbie. Robbie! ROBBIE I WILL CLIMB YOU LIKE A TREE GIVE ME A KISS!”

•"Robbie, I can’t reach the top cabinet. Come get me a sportscandy.“/“Jump for it. You’ll make it.”/“But I’ll break it if I grab it!”/“Then I guess you aren’t getting any sportscandy.”/“ROBBIE!”

•"Give me my hat back.“/“Jump for it. Or am I too tall for you?”/“no, I just don’t want to hurt you.”/*Robbie holds the hat higher over his head./“Robbie.” *small hop* “Robbie!” *slightly larger hop* “Robbie, give me-GIVE ME MY HAT BACK!” ——— •Robbie enters the ship while Sportacus is there and the ship automatically starts playing “Careless Whisper.” Nobody knows why. ——— •Sportacus can not, for the life of him, tell the difference between real and candy fruit, even when it’s PAINFULLY obvious

•"Oh, a sportscandy!“/“spoRTACUS WAIT NO-!” •He can tell the difference between candy corn and real corn though •"Robbie, if you every candy corn in this house, I will suplex your cake marker into the pavement without a second thought.“ ——— •Robbie wraps his arms around Sport from behind and leans down to his ear, kissing it a little, and the elf expects a loving chant •But Robbie just: •"Eat all the frosted wheat thins again and we are through.”

[aleinnilatibae]

Why do I feel like jives just threatened me

[steponcarload]

Cause you’re obviously about to get brained with a shovel and buried if you forget

[thatbluesuitedblowhard]

I can’t believe Jives killed Ziggy

[poploppege]

Ziggy found dead in Miami

[the-laziest-town]

Is he okay?

[darkwingdux]

it appears as if the lazy town hype has died down and i dont see as much of it on my dash anymore, so please give this a like and a reblog if you post lazy town, sportarobbie, the kids, any of it! (i follow from thegreatdean)

no pedophilia or kin blogs though please

[ofools]

I watched two episodes of Lazy Town last night and here are my thoughts:

why is his ass so big

why does he have bell peppers on sticks in his blimp

Dear Diary it is my first day in Lazy Town and a man crawled out of the sewers and told me to sit down

[apathetic-revenant]

I’m sorry but I can’t get over this picture of Magnús apparently having a serious conversation while sitting in his tiny jail.

[apathetic-revenant]

or, for that matter, this picture of Magnús gesturing dramatically with frosting all over his hand while Stefán cools off with a sweet mini-fan

[illtsr]

Outrageous

[sportagoose]

Sportacus is so sassy in this episode i love it

[apathetic-revenant]

Man, I don’t know if Magnús just came to work that morning and was like “I feel especially sarcastic today” or what but Sportacus is so completely done with everything in this episode it’s great

[sexycraisinthanos]

Magnus’ version of a “bad mood”