Possible High Waters

Hey, I'm Haley and I'm a 21 year old bisexual mess

[figdays]

Fuck Pigeons by Felicia Chiao

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[uswolves]

[clonepa2]

[pawgliacci]

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

does a gay little run that pisses you off

[owowowowwoowoowow]

And now to rest upon my thron.

[thepleasuregoblin]

Just looks like a normal chair to me.

[leonardusquill-deactivated20210]

[lisaminnci]

Castle in the Sky 天空の城ラピュタ 1986 | dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[bird-big]

if i had the aladdin lamp i would ask for a genie blowjob and then a second genie blowjob immediately after. my third wish would be to increase world hunger

[illvminavt-vs-staff]

[lolwtfmemes]

[darksteel-relic]

The only rules of Uno are what you can convince the rest of the table the rules are.

[ineffable-writer]

Grad school shared housing rules were “winner gets to add a rule to the next round” and honestly things got violent.

[memewhore]

[teacupsandtimelords]

Fun Fact! Two Weeks Notice is not a REQUIREMENT in any sense of the word. It’s a nicety. A polite gesture, and only polite for the MANAGEMENT because THEY want time to find someone to replace you. They cannot withhold your last paycheck if you refuse to give two weeks notice, and they cannot force you to work the two weeks. Additionally, they cannot report that to any future employers who call them regarding your work history. In fact, they’re not allowed to comment on your performance AT ALL! Legally they are only allowed to confirm that you were an employee during the dates you list - anything else and they open themselves up to civil lawsuits in which they can be sued for damages for any number of reasons. So fuck Two Weeks Notice. if you work for a fucked company, they deserve to get fucked in return.

[imakeficrequestsandthendisappear]

Five: It’s so hard being a single mom when you have 6 kids and are a teenage boy

[five-fucking-hargreeves]

Five, aunt Cass style: for TWO WEEKS I have done my best to raise you. Have I been perfect? No. Do I know anything about raising children? No! Should I have picked up a book on parenting?? PROBABLY??

Five: where was I going with this? I had a point.

Vanya: we love you five

Five: WELL I LOVE YOU TOO

[wickedcriminal]

Five, pouring himself an OVERFLOWING cup of black coffee: STRESS DRINKING,,,, BECAUSE OF YOU

[stupidpetface]

[kittiezandtittiez]

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

[ronindrew]

Lmao, what is he saying??

[doomsurfing]

[the-genovian-prince]

[scenograph]

The Art of Tangled (2010)

[pdfbabe]

babygirl i’m deficient in vitamins scientists haven’t even discovered yet

[tiktokstowatch]

[gordon-freeman-official]

You know how in lovecraftian stuff, people gaze at elder gods and immediately lose their minds because they cant comprehend what theyre looking at?

Yeah, this is what it looks like