So Damn Tired

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[pugzysixtyfour]

been in a nu-marathon mood lately haha...

[papayajuan2019]

are you home. do you want to play. have you eaten today. can i bring you a snack. can you hold my hand

[cali]

babygirl ur upset stomach is cuz chemical reaction of food in yo belly created 8 demon chariot riders and they rode off each into one cardinal + intercardinal direction to go light beacons in nightmare towers etcetera

[theehorsepussy]

they are going this drink after me when i die

the horsepussy

2 parts apple martini flavored crystal lite

1 part methadone

[bonelord10000]

[penguinorchestrastuff]

[bufobuddy]

#preserve history#reblog the screenshot#share the truth with the youth

[seraphimsix]

My cursed amulet doesn’t want me talking to you anymore ::/

[wastefellow]

FIND THE MAN IN THE FIELD

[seraphimsix]

YES AMULET

[wastefellow]

SLAY HIM

[elexecution]

shower beer but its a coke zero instead

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

Rotate the bottle of Mane & Tail so that people can see that you use Horse Shampoo.

[were--ralph]

this is the funniest tweet ive ever seen in my life

[t4timekeeper]

“why do you hate taylor swift” im a kandi artist and all the craft stores in my area are sold out of pony beads because of the eras tour

[t4timekeeper]

thank you penis sexer

[thepenissexer-d]

THE PENIS SEXER

[queersona]

Hi i wanted to share this fucking insane moment I read today

[lakemojave]

If you download half life one for free you're invited to my birthday party. So do it now please

[lakemojave]

Yayyy weeeee yippeeee were gonna have so much fun :D

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

wahoo

[karrakazz]

i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

[delectabledelight-blog]

Melon Soda (by drkigawa)

[otthonzulles]

that’s @theehorsepusssy 🍸

[theehorsepusssy]

1 part Methadone

2 parts Apple Martini Crystal Lt

1 dollop Miracle Whip

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

among us is the latest joke to enter what i call "joke orbit." it was one of few modern memes that gathered enough force to remain alive throughout the period where everyone fucking hated it for being overdone. and now it's back to being funny, simply by virtue of its refusal to die. it is a self-propogated meme now. like a satellite stabilizing in the outer edges of the planet's atmosphere, among us has established itself in our collective subconscious. it's probably never going to fully die, like how our perception of the shrek movies will never really go back to normal and how we look so fondly on rickrolling

[silver-tongues-blog]

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

no fuckingf way

[doggiewoggiez]

Bocchi Shrimp Offering To Hermit crab God and Moray eel God and Valentini sharpnose Puffer God and nobody really wants it so they all beat The Fuck out of her

[doggiewoggiez]

Bocchi Offers Fresh Pontchartrain Blue Crab Claw To North american Native Freshwater Fish And central African native Freshwater Fish And is Rejected- Goes In The Algae Cooler For Ever

[doggiewoggiez]

Bocchi Shrimp Offering To Hermit crab God and Moray eel God and Valentini sharpnose Puffer God and nobody really wants it so they all beat The Fuck out of her

[doggiewoggiez]

Bocchi Offers Fresh Pontchartrain Blue Crab Claw To North american Native Freshwater Fish And central African native Freshwater Fish And is Rejected- Goes In The Algae Cooler For Ever

[doggiewoggiez]

Bocchi Shrimp Offering To Hermit crab God and Moray eel God and Valentini sharpnose Puffer God and nobody really wants it so they all beat The Fuck out of her

[doggiewoggiez]

Bocchi Offers Fresh Pontchartrain Blue Crab Claw To North american Native Freshwater Fish And central African native Freshwater Fish And is Rejected- Goes In The Algae Cooler For Ever

[doggiewoggiez]

Bocchi Shrimp Offering To Hermit crab God and Moray eel God and Valentini sharpnose Puffer God and nobody really wants it so they all beat The Fuck out of her

[doggiewoggiez]

Bocchi Offers Fresh Pontchartrain Blue Crab Claw To North american Native Freshwater Fish And central African native Freshwater Fish And is Rejected- Goes In The Algae Cooler For Ever