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feral-ballad

Donika Kelly, from Bestiary: Poems; “Catalogue”

the-lexiverse

oh god

ode-on-a-grecian-butt

the-lexiverse

ferb, i know what we’re gonna do today

#shitpost

imagine being in hell and someone poofs in next to you going “the boat lag. THE FUCKING BOAT LAG.”

#shitpost #bugrock

”As an AI language model-“ bish stfu and tell me how many crabs i need to boil alive to make full-body crab armor

#shitpost #shitposting #crabposting

girlballs-archive

genuinely an evil fucking object. a vessel of malice

the-lexiverse

me when

creepish

the only people i understand are the ones who have been alone most of their lives

Plugging in things when you can’t see the port is hard. Finding the clit is not. I propose we continue the work of Logitech and add clits to each port and plug in order to fix this issue.

nekomimidusteon

god, you're looking for a cuddlejob? you want to slip under the blankets with me and hold my soft, warm body as we snuggle together? a pervert like you would want that, wouldn't she. I bet you also want to hold me so close you can hear my heartbeat slow down with how safe and happy I feel getting hugged in your arms you sick fuck. yeah? you want that? you want to use this purrfect cuddlebait for your fantasies? a horny perv like you probably gets all hard from thinking of me nuzzling my head in closer, a sleepy little 'love you' slipping out as I drift to sleep with you.

fuck, I think your lewd intentions are rubbing off on me. you probably want to gently pet my hair and give little kisses while holding me..,.,.fuck im getting hard just thinking of it.,.,..fine, I guess I'll give someone like you a free cuddlejob.,..,.,it's not like I want to be intimate with someone like you, but it can't be helped ♡