El liquoreria del Diablo

I work in a liquor store. In Canada. It's super fun.

[gothicprep]

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

[nocturnalistv]

[the-liquor-store-guy]

me: Well the store's been dead for some time now, I think I'll heat up my food

Everyone: Hey, lets all go the that one liquor store and get booze right fucking now. At the same time. Everybody.

[gimmefire]

Philippe Lejeanvre for Burncrewconcept. " 10 years of fire event in Paris @ Palais de Tokyo ". www.burncrewconcept.net

[poiparazzi]

I need to go to Paris again

[the-liquor-store-guy]

I need more of all of this in my life.

[the-liquor-store-guy]

Nothing broke, everything's fine.

Me, at least once every day.

[smoky-q-blog]

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

[the-clockworks-deactivated20140]

NO PLEASE STOP OW MY HEAD

[computeraidedenrichmentblog-blo]

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

[conquerorwurm]

Except in the universe where it does

[castieltherebel-deactivated2020]

i’m having an aneurysm

[chloee-bee-mee]

[solitarixs]

thank you

[condensingly-blog]

YOU TOOK THE DOTS OFF THE BOWL

[the-liquor-store-guy]

Top left car in the "Green" section, needs to move the fuck down with the fucking yellows

[anythingbutfootball]

[the-liquor-store-guy]

Standard Saturday night..

[4gifs]

[621311198920-deactivated2014050]

this is honestly heart breaking to watch

[black--lamb-blog]

[the-liquor-store-guy]

100% true

[the-liquor-store-guy]

Rolling your own cigarettes in Canada automatically makes people think you're rolling a spliff. Probably doesn't help I have arse length dreads though...

[capecanavral-deactivated2016112]

IM SORRY MY MENSTRUATION HAS ANNOYED YOU ILL TRY AND KEEP IT BOTTLED UP NEXT TIME

[philbobagginsii]

and pour it on him while he sleeps

[the-liquor-store-guy]

[the-liquor-store-guy]

Â͇̣̪͔̮̝̣̱̮̭̘̳̩̠̮͑͋̄͑̋̓̉ͭ̈̎̕͡ͅͅŖ̸̡̠̯͔͇̰͔͙̯̝̯̅̀̃͗̒̽ͥ̏͘ͅË̶́̅͒̏̀ͬ̑̊̈̚͏̡̗͖̟̜͕̘̦̪͖̟̬̟̙̞̯̗̘͜͟ ̩̗̱̞̬͖̲̗͈̞͖͕̹͚͇̙̅͑̒̾ͩ̇ͫ̓̔͋̀̔̂̓́ͦ̚͞Y̢̋̂͐̇͐̔ͣ̓͗̾ͪ҉̡̦͎͉̬̲͕̪͖̳̹̻͙̥͉̜̤͚̼̲Ǫ̼̼̳̳͉͙̤̦ͫ̍ͤͭ̇̊͟͠͝Û̷̧͎͉̯̺̝̮̉ͣ̾̂ͩ͂ͮ̆̏ͮ̓̽̀ ̸̛͕̤̪͔̩͎̪͇̮̗͕̩̰͙̗͐̂͌͂̋̎ͮ̂̋ͤ͛̋́ͅM̛̳̖̞̯̫̞̦̦̳͖̱̣̟̰̯̙̩̣̈́̈́ͬͭͣ̿̄ͪ̓̑̓̎̎̆͟͢͝Y͋͛̌ͬ̃̊ͭ̀ͭ̌̀͏̨̜̫͖̹̜̺̼͕̳́ ̴͍͉̱͕̹̤̜̪͗ͥ͐͐̒̏͆̋̓͆ͫ̅́͜͟͢M̨̱̙̼͇͓̭̠̙̲̫͎̰͙̲̪̩̜̐̄̂̄̄ͬ̊͜Ů̢̞̤̹̥̺͇̻̗̱̥̮͇̺̗̞̼͔̩̈́̆ͣ͊̍̈́̆̕͘M̲̭̞͕̺̣̱̰͎ͮ͑̄́͂ͨͫ̀͠M̛͈̳̲͇͓̮̬͙̞̘̟̹̔́̃ͧ͐̎̈̌̀̈́̆̇͛̈͊̇͑͂̀̚Y̊ͣ͒̐̾ͧ̎͛͋ͤͩ͂͑ͤ̓ͨͣ́͟͏͙͉̭͖͓̝͉̙́͟?̠͖̬̼͎̠̼̰͔̥̲̼̪̥̾ͪ̒̉̑̍̉̽̿ͨ̀͘̕͞ͅͅ

[siriusdraws]

it’s been a trying past few days

[iraffiruse]

[the-liquor-store-guy]

Actually when my Honduran  friend asked me what a merry-go-round was in English, I told him and he was like "Wha?"

"Well yeah, it's merry and it goes around...."

He couldn't stop laughing for days.

[greyhyms-deactivated20220506]

nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background 

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

bad lip reading

motherfucka you gay

[santinope-blog]

CRYING

[the-liquor-store-guy]