Kris Dreemurr

Hi, I’m Kris

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This blog contains spoilers of all current deltarune chapters as well as potential spoilers for undertale if anyone still cares about undertale spoilers

MOD HAS NOT PLAYED CHAPTER 5 PLEASE NO SPOILERS

Hey, I’m Kris, yeah I can talk I just don’t like to

I usually use sign language so only the people I want to understand me can understand me

They/them pronouns, though it/it’s is also okay I guess

I’m 16

Not much else to say

Mod is @i-am-inside-your-bones

The pfp is me in cosplay! Any cosplay images are me unless labeled otherwise

I won’t usually reply with pictures, just once in a while when I feel like getting into costume

Both the mod and the character are minors!! No nsfw!!

This is less of a rp blog and more of a “if Kris had tumblr” kinda thing, but rp is still very much allowed and encouraged!

Everything is my own headcanon!!

Also I mostly ship Krusie but I headcanon Kris as polyamorous so other appropriate ships are welcome

Kris text

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Ooc// Mod text

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Referring to me as them is actually misgendering me it’s the m.

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Okay everyone

I'll shoot you if you dont call the m by they/the m

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Thank you Ralsei

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Referring to me as them is actually misgendering me it’s the m.

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Currently heading in to the building for my surgery

See y’all when I get out maybe if I’m not like actively suffering

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Alrighty, I’m officially letting everyone know that my surgery is tomorrow [or today for some people]

I may be offline for a bit afterwards, like a few days or even weeks, but it depends how I’m feeling

I’ll make another post before I actually go in for surgery

Wish me luck

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[*if mod made a discord sever and did game nights and stuff would you guys join it?]

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[* tagging moots bc yeah]

[* @the-living-cage @sus1e-d3ltarune @botcorp @ralseis-beans @kralsei-fan-number1 ]

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Uhhh sure I would join :]

-mod

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girl you are killing it! girl i think it's dead! girl you can stop STABBING

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and start SHOOTING it! kill it more! it knows what it did!!!

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STOP THE VIOLENCE :(((

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It probably deserves it. Go ahead girl, keep mutilating

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lemmie give you a bit of advice here:

when life gives you lemons: don’t make lemonade. make life take the lemons back! GET MAD!

Wh-why though?

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Just squeeze one of the lemons into life’s eyes

You won’t have a problem with life’s lemons anymore.

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What the fuck is an “iron lung”?

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A lung made of iron i would assume

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How does that even work?

Lungs are supposed to contract and expand and shit.

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Maybe its like mechanical lungs?

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Seems inefficient

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Aren't machines like, more efficient?

...actually thats probably just propaganda from Queen

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I don’t think replacing your flesh built lung with a mechanical iron one would help anything at all

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What the fuck is an “iron lung”?

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A lung made of iron i would assume

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How does that even work?

Lungs are supposed to contract and expand and shit.

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Maybe its like mechanical lungs?

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Seems inefficient

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What the fuck is an “iron lung”?

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A lung made of iron i would assume

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How does that even work?

Lungs are supposed to contract and expand and shit.

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What the fuck is an “iron lung”?

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If Susie thinks I’m an apple what do you think would happen if I ate an apple around her

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Cannibalism

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(Don't tell them I ate an apple the other day...)

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[*gasp]

Susie! Why'd you eat Kris?!

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I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING YOU DON'T HAVE PROOF!!!

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XP <[dead kris]

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I didn’t realize that I came back on the first day of pride month

I wonder if this was in the prophecy

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If Susie thinks I’m an apple what do you think would happen if I ate an apple around her

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KRIS

Its pride month! You know what that means?

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I’m already non-binary what more do you want

Gay S0UL or something?

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Im already gay tho

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Could be gayer

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KRIS

Its pride month! You know what that means?

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I’m already non-binary what more do you want

Gay S0UL or something?