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Shitposts' house and random stuff. Welcome, please take a seat and feel free to join me.

[gaytanic-panic]

[gala-xyzz]

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[headspace-hotel]

4) if you actually are the worst person in the entire world, the scientific curiosity of this fact alone would make it worthwhile to continue

[aromanticaardvark]

[image description: image of an Aardvark with grey, yellow and white in the background. Text says “Parents say they just want you to be happy and get married” at the top and “Oxymoron” at the bottom.]

[heartless-aro]

Here’s an old aro meme from 2011, which was before the rise of the “Ace Discourse” around 2015 (which may have started out as backlash in response to The Trevor Project deciding to include asexual people around that time). This meme format uses an aardvark to represent aromantic people. At the time, axolotls were often used in similar memes to represent asexuals, so the aromantic aardvark was chosen as the aromantic equivalent of the asexual axolotl. Aardvarks were considered to be somewhat of a mascot for the aromantic community for some time, though they have become less popular as a symbol in recent years.

[nillthirteen]

This reads like a museum guide showing one of the most prestigious pieces in an exhibit

[hollowedskin]

Me trying to say something to my partner about some cool fanart I just saw on my dash.

Him: back up back up, what the FUCK is Mouse Effect.

[lizardsexposed]

[hollowedskin]

Lizardsex I love you...

The burning question of course is whether everyone is mice, or just the humans. Like are the salarians little frogs or is it Mice and Mice With Blue Tentacles???

[lizardsexposed]

sorry im absolutely too floored by the fact you just called me 'lizardsex' to give you an answer

[hollowedskin]

... I see now your name is probably Lizards Exposed and not in fact Lizard Sex Posed.

[dwarf-scum]

This exact phenomenon is why there’s now a hyphen in my url.

[aroace-ryland-grace]

nails hair hips heels

[aroace-ryland-grace]

nails ❌️ hair ❌️ hips ❔️ heels ❌️ ass ❌️ fat ❌️ lips ❌️ real ✅️ purse ❌️ full ❌️ big ❌️ bills ❌️ bitch ✅️ I'm a big deal ✅️

[aroace-ryland-grace]

wait. no wait rocky isn't real wait. he's fictional. wait hold on

[pukicho]

Made a rock in blender out of a default cube. And learned very cool methods for glyphs. Will conduct further rock research.

[cdg1rl]

that rocks

[pukicho]

Alright, let’s settle down

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the important thing to remember about corporations is that they are so so stupid

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this post brought to you by my ex employer claiming that they can't have done disability discrimination against me because there's no proof I had PTSD in January 2025, although they do admit I had it both four months before and six months after that

[dragon-in-a-fez]

asked my lawyer if this was the dumbest thing she'd ever seen and she gave me the ol' dead eyed stare that has watched a thousand civilisations fall

[pancakeke]

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

[pancakeke]

[pancakeke]

we aint putting that on the chart, chief

[mangonetics]

yes the fuck you are if you have any respect for its inventor

[pancakeke]

OKAY FINE JESUS

[pancakeke]

tags like this remind me that this is the only social media site where I'll ever truly belong

[viralfrog]

[gaymerkittycat]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[incogniito]

I see that town in my restless dreams..

[merrythemastermind]

Project Hail Mary - Deleted Scene 5

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[merrythemastermind]

Project Hail Mary - Deleted Scene 4

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[merrythemastermind]

Project Hail Mary - Deleted Scene 3

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[merrythemastermind]

Project Hail Mary - Deleted Scene 2

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[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[charlesoberonn]

Speedrunner vs. casual gamer

[friccahacked]

fuck it. kafcake

[vulcartist]

I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

[tournevis-real]

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen