ice water is so fucking good
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@the-longdarkteatime
ice water is so fucking good
When you stop wanting it, it immediately comes to you.
whats the hardest thing you ever had to admit to yourself?
sometimes what u want isnât for u
âYou were made to be kissed, often and well.â
â George R.R. Martin, A Storm of SwordsÂ
reblog before december 17th
But theyâre not female presenting
Itâs a lady showing you some nipples. How much more female presenting can it get?
Maybe Foreign Language Wouldnât Be So Foreign
Based off of this text post for @emettkaysworld + @bumblebeebats
Hermione: It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students donât take Latin or Greek.
Hermione: âExpelliarmusâ?
this changed me as a person
Iâm in tears!
I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy
my soul: savedÂ
One of my favourites
the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me
EDIT:Â Okay, as it turns out I actually have Feels about this.
âWhatâs your name?â âIâve never had one.â
Not only is this objectively the funniest line in the entire thing, but it also speaks to something deeper. Like, every bit guy who was in one scene gets a name. But not her, the ostensible star of the commercial. She exists only to feed her Hungry Guys. Her name is âBabe, we need more Totinos!â
That actually says⊠kinda a lot about heteronormativity and marketing.
They did two previous ones of these and, no, she never did have a name.
@phallicasfuck
I HATE THIS FUCKING VIDEO
s/o to the me in the alternate universe where i have halloween plans i hope she looks hot
Me: no worries!
Narrator: she had several worries
âIf youâre a lover, you should know, the lonely moments just get lonelier the longer youâre in love than if you were aloneâ
â Panic! At The Disco, House Of Memories
*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i canât see a thing
we all have our fun jokes at Tom Nookâs expense, but real talk: if any land owning real estate developers out there want to just give me a small house with an interest free loan that I never have to pay off if I donât want to, but if I do pay it off they will give me a bigger home that I also never have to pay off and that loan is also entirely interest free then honestly you will be my hero. please get in touch with me at any time so we can arrange this.Â
communication is so damn sexy
busy for the day, but you hit me with a âi love you, but i need to do some work today, so I wont reply for a whileâ message? mmmm sext!!
gonna be distant for a while because of something personal, but took the time to send me a âdont worry itâs not about you but i need some personal time rnâ text? ill be looking at wedding rings, while you get yourself where you need to be!!
basically, you donât need grand gestures or to be present and available 24/7 to relay to someone that they are wildly important to you⊠you just need considerate fractions of moments and communication.
Glowy skin, vintage lingerie, cherry lips and curly hair is such a look