Ask the Cucco!

I'm neutral now Pfp by jojo lu

[manyfandomfanatic]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To murder Link.

[the-lu-cucco]

Have you been following me around???

:>

guess another murder is in order… oh wait you’re already dead

[literal-legend-rabbit]

This isn’t related to anything, i just thought you’d get a kick out of this.

oh that'd be hilarious actually. cucco in the ganon fight? cucco in the sacred realm? cucco in the lost woods? who knows?

[scarletthedeadhand]

Imagine you’re the poor fool playing link, and one of the cucco players manages to beat ganon, and you just hear

But in bawks-

[literal-legend-rabbit]

chocobo hunting loz style-

[the-lu-cucco]

I approve this

[therealtulin]

*steals Ratador*

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

*runs away*

wait- HUH!!! 😦😦😦😦

RATATDOR!!! 😨😨😨😨

[the-lu-cucco]

I’ll help! ATTACK!! *this is what you see but with the anon*

[link-of-outset-isle]

😧 Why is everybody so... Evil?! Where are all the good guys?!

[little-kokiri-link]

I'm not evil :D

[link-of-outset-isle]

Oh good!!! But where are all the other good guys?

[little-kokiri-link]

Fuck idk -_-

[link-of-outset-isle]

No no no, I'm SURE I saw @the-real-lu-warriors!!! And @the-real-lu-wind!!!

[the-real-lu-wind]

oh look it’s my canon counterpart

*gently tapes the 4th wall back up :D*

hey there!! yes i am good

[the-lu-cucco]

Hello. I am also here

[evilevilwild]

Chat if anything happens to @linkthesilentknight , put the blame on @evil-time-traveler IMMEDIATELY.

[linkthesilentknight]

?!

[the-lu-cucco]

If anything happens, I’ll send the swarm after her, don’t you worry.

[linkthesilentknight]

[He’s both perplexed and appreciative of the Cucco’s words. Appreciate, because that was kind. Perplexed, because he had no idea that cuccos could talk. He wonders how his Zelda would feel about this information.]

[the-lu-cucco]

Oh! I never introduced myself, sorry. I’m a Cucco yes, but I am both descended from noble origins and blessed by the Goddess Hylia. My siblings unfortunately cannot speak or really think for themselves. Evilcucco is an exception somehow

That’s really all you need to know about me. Think of me like an ambassador of some sort.

:> see ya around!

[literal-legend-rabbit]

WHAT. YOU'RE WHAT.

[evilevilwild]

Chat if anything happens to @linkthesilentknight , put the blame on @evil-time-traveler IMMEDIATELY.

[linkthesilentknight]

?!

[the-lu-cucco]

If anything happens, I’ll send the swarm after her, don’t you worry.

[linkthesilentknight]

[He’s both perplexed and appreciative of the Cucco’s words. Appreciate, because that was kind. Perplexed, because he had no idea that cuccos could talk. He wonders how his Zelda would feel about this information.]

[the-lu-cucco]

Oh! I never introduced myself, sorry. I’m a Cucco yes, but I am both descended from noble origins and blessed by the Goddess Hylia. My siblings unfortunately cannot speak or really think for themselves. Evilcucco is an exception somehow

That’s really all you need to know about me. Think of me like an ambassador of some sort.

:> see ya around!

[evilevilwild]

Chat if anything happens to @linkthesilentknight , put the blame on @evil-time-traveler IMMEDIATELY.

[linkthesilentknight]

?!

[the-lu-cucco]

If anything happens, I’ll send the swarm after her, don’t you worry.

[therealtulin]

I’m sick of eating fish all the time ☹️☹️☹️ does anybody know any other food I can try? 🙂🙂🙂

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

Apples :D

There's a lot you can make a lot with Apples!

Apple strudels, apple pie, apple cake, apple crumbles, apple chips, apple loafs, flat apple pie, apple juice, *he keep going on and on, listing more foods with apples*

[therealtulin]

Well I do like apple juice 🙂🙂🙂

I gotta try some of those sometimes!!! 😊😊😊

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

you can come to my house ! I got a whole orchard of different apples! Some of them have magical properties, like healing, showing the futility of life and how in the end our choices do not matter because in the end we'll all be forgotten peices of dust that a toddler will be probably stomp on, and healing! ^^

[therealtulin]

I would love to come to your house!!!😄😄😄 I didn’t know apple could have magic properties- ….

*processes the other thing you said*

I don’t wanna be forgotten!!! 😨😨😨

[rabbit-in-mans-clothing]

mwhahahaa

*activates pegasus boots and runs away"

[therealtulin]

😰😰😰

am I gonna be forgotten when I die? I thought I’ve done well

[the-lu-cucco]

Don’t worry, I won’t forget you! Do you want to come down to Kakariko Village with me? We have carrots and pumpkins and a bunch of other great foods that you can try!

[red-velvet-0w0-deactivated20250]

Its not safe to scroll on here alone. here. take this bug 🐛

[the-lu-cucco]

*Eats bug, notices several looks of horror* Was I not supposed to do that? Sorry the Cucco instincts kicked in

🐛🍴🐓

[evil-smile]

i will turn all birds into chicken nuggies if it's the last thing i do

if nobody agrees then i shall stand alone

:)

[the-real-chief-teba]

YOU!

GUYS I FOUND THEM

@evil-cucco @the-lu-cucco @evil-tulin @literal-legend-rabbit @evilteba @evillwild2 @evilevilwild @the-real-lu-wild @the-real-lu-sky

[the-lu-cucco]

Can finally make this a reality but with @evil-smile in the place of Link of course

:>

[evil-smile]

i will turn all birds into chicken nuggies if it's the last thing i do

if nobody agrees then i shall stand alone

:)

[evil-generic-link]

!!

A foul, filthy, degenerate! You shall stay away from my birds! They've never done anything to deserve it! They are evil angels!

[the-lu-cucco]

Thank you for standing with us, you will forever be considered a friend of bird-kind

[therealtulin]

HIIIII!!! so I know everyone has been kinda gloomy lately sooooooo, I brought gifts!!! 😄😄😄😄

Wheel of Names

Enter names, spin wheel to pick a random winner. Customize look and feel, save and share wheels.

(mod: I was bored and had nothing to do but then I saw @evil-backpack-korok and @evil-off-brand-halloween-ghost do it so I decided to also do it)

[the-hero-of-the-foursword]

A traveler's bow?

*eyes take on a slightly violet tinge*

I'll be sure to use this in our next battle! Thank you, Tulin!

[therealtulin]

Your welcome!!! 🙂🙂🙂

and if your going to fight monsters make sure to invite me!!! 😁😁😁

[the-lu-cucco]

IT’S AS BIG AS I AM!! 😲

I love it! Thank you Tulin

[evilteba]

soon I will turn all birds into chicken nuggies

and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me

mwahahahahah

:)

hmmm, nothing I can do huh? You seem to forget that I have many allies and in the sole cause of eradicating you I am willing to work with the goods. I may not know who you are but I know that none of us will stand for this. @evil-cucco @the-lu-cucco @evil-tulin @evillwild2 @evilevilwild @the-real-chief-teba

@literal-legend-rabbit (I know we’re not really friends but you and your mini army family would be a great ally, also I guess this threat applies to some of your family)

@the-real-lu-wild (if you’re even alive honestly, haven’t seen you around)

@the-real-lu-sky (Haven’t really interacted but you like birds right?)

[evillwild2]

hold on i’ll go grab a cucco to swing a sword at it, it’ll do the job—

[the-lu-cucco]

Whoever this guy is also threatened me so I’ll happily summon the ✨swarm✨

[the-lu-cucco]

mwahahahaha

mwahahahaha

i shall turn all of you birds into chicken nuggets

:)

[evil-off-brand-halloween-ghost]

happy evil august halloween :3

i was bored and decided to be evilly generous (and copy @literal-legend-rabbit lmao), so you can get a random evil gift from me! granted, it might not be what you expect.

Wheel of Names

Enter names, spin wheel to pick a random winner. Customize look and feel, save and share wheels.

choose your evil prize :D

[the-lu-cucco]

I like Halloween :>

Never mind, I don’t like Halloween anymore. Traitor.

[the-real-lu-sky]

*arrives at a statue of @hyliaherself, which has been defaced.*

*quietly* Who... did this...?

*I look across at the damage, then back at the master sword strapped to my back. Pulling up my hood, I sigh, take a cloth and some tools out of a pouch on my belt, and begin trying to fix the damage.*

*I seem distant in my movements, a lot plagues my thoughts.*

[the-lu-cucco]

Hey, you alright? Would you like some help? I may be small and I may lack thumbs but I can still be of some assistance.

Or do you want to talk? I can be a great listener!

[the-real-lu-sky]

Ah hello my friend.

I wont say no. If you are able to help please feel free.

[the-lu-cucco]

Yeah.

*I take a cloth with my talons and go to the shoulder of the statue. I put the cloth between myself and the stone and begin scrubbing. A tense moment of silence passes before I speak again.”

Do you want to talk about it? If not we can discuss other things!

[the-real-lu-sky]

*arrives at a statue of @hyliaherself, which has been defaced.*

*quietly* Who... did this...?

*I look across at the damage, then back at the master sword strapped to my back. Pulling up my hood, I sigh, take a cloth and some tools out of a pouch on my belt, and begin trying to fix the damage.*

*I seem distant in my movements, a lot plagues my thoughts.*

[the-lu-cucco]

Hey, you alright? Would you like some help? I may be small and I may lack thumbs but I can still be of some assistance.

Or do you want to talk? I can be a great listener!