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unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades

beesmygod

this one is SOOOO good thank for you sharing. im going to be thinking about po’s honda civic too now

hauntedchronicler

this line from a wolfstar smutfic on ff.net has haunted my every waking thought since 2007

do-you-have-a-flag

this is one i only read as recently as 2017 but it’s from a 1999 star trek fic and it’s so good

pokemonarchive

Hisuian Zorua (2026) - Everyday Wonders Illustrator: Teeziro

#pkmn

beeimu5

Stoned af and made the best tweet of my life.

bardically-uninspired

its not always easy being the funnyjokespun person

#isat

bardically-uninspired

saw a tweet and thought of them

#isat

apocynthiondream

tentatively putting four out there as the number of PHM screenshots i’m going to redraw

screenshot below the cut once again

#phm

queer-as-city-folk

all of those are brown

kt--extinction

here is the picture from the Año Nuevo State Park instagram, the colour is suspected to be from rolling in red algae

queer-as-city-folk

That one is porple

ramqiu

t minus 12 hours to launch

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ratcity

Sorry I think the reason I’m so stuck on supernatural is because it understands American loneliness kind of more than any other show. Like who else’s pussy was big enough to put an angel next to a vending machine. That’s so powerful. How are you going to have a show about America and most of it takes place on highways and in offbrand motel rooms confronting monsters. Not to mention the uncanny valley of shooting in backwoods Canada and trying to pass it off as Route 66. It’s so perfect because it says America is a distant dream that we can’t reach and a land of ghosts and then it follows through. It says there’s always a war below the surface and we are all fighting constantly to keep it in check. Death drives a hotrod through Chicago. There’s two brothers and a demon in a diner and they’re getting milkshakes together. How can you show a man losing faith with an angel next to him. My brain feels so hot can someone please microwave me.

#spn

recoil-operated-deactivated2021

Will you be seeing red after taking this quiz?

I can only read “dogs” and only see anything in one other. I see nothing in any other.

8/10 but fuck, OW.

8/10 also!

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

cheeseanonioncrisps

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

onyxbird

Grace: "Huh? Rocky, are you switching languages on me? I don't know any of those words! Please, I'm trying to make a good impression on your people!"

Rocky, in dawning horror, realizes he can either 1) continue speaking polite, non-swearing Eridian and have Grace not understand his warnings or 2) he can repeat his instruction in the language Grace will understand, and every Eridian in earshot will understand exactly where the alien learned his potty mouth.

#phm