unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades
this one is SOOOO good thank for you sharing. im going to be thinking about po’s honda civic too now
this line from a wolfstar smutfic on ff.net has haunted my every waking thought since 2007
this is one i only read as recently as 2017 but it’s from a 1999 star trek fic and it’s so good
















