What Happens in Vegas

Lucy Madeline Jacobs | 19 | Sophmore Atticus University | Art Major | Las Vegas born and raised |  If you want a party I'm your girl

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“happy father’s day to all those great men out there, but a big special one to mine #daddy #fathersday #luckiestgirlaround

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“love summer in Vegas”

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“my presents from daddy #itsgoodtobehome”

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@Madbear: I miss you already Lucy

@Madbear: Surprise me.

@thelucyj: I already know that your not cooking the fat on your steak enough but managing to overcook the rest

@thelucyj: I hope my present is so extravagant that you regret saying that

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“Oh I just wanted to ask where you got your shoes, they’re really nice.”

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“They’re gorgeous and they’re Channel.”

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@ren_dawson: well you're in Vegas I'm sure you can find someone. Make sure you're sober enough to consent!

@thelucyj: i'll find one somewhere. I promise i'll be a good girl and only have a few

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@ren_dawson: you're just jealous ;)

@thelucyj: so jealous! I'm going to go find a hot russian...after my white one of course

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@cajwagner: insert politically correct answer about people finding happiness anywhere.

@cajwagner: i wouldn't know. i haven't experienced either.

@thelucyj: me neither and my life has been fun, coincidence?

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@ren_dawson: well idk maybe you would if you secretly hated me

@thelucyj: the only thing i hate about you is that you get dirty talk in russian

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@cajwagner: that was sarcasm.

@cajwagner: but people do it all the time. idiots in relationships. people who dedicate themselves to jesus.

@thelucyj: i don't know which is sadder, commitment or christianity

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@ren_dawson: well now I know that

@thelucyj: i mean you've seen my closet, does it look like i would even consider buying a magnet?

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@cajwagner: what can i say. i've decided to save myself for one person.

@cajwagner: why would i want to watch you have sex when i've experienced it already?

@thelucyj: one person? sounds rough

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@ren_dawson: oh good. I was worried it would be a fridge magnet

@thelucyj: lucy jacobs does not do fridge magnets!

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@cajwagner: that'll do.

@cajwagner: and by that i mean that I'm /joking/. please don't get me a sex worker.

@thelucyj: prude. do you want a watch instead?

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@ren_dawson: I want something fancy and expensive that I would never be able to afford without your help

@thelucyj: Like it was going to be anything else

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@cajwagner: buy me a hooker.

@thelucyj: i don't do hookers, would an escort do?