Until Tomorrow

Appreciate the little things

[driflloon]

me sitting alone in bed at 5:30am watching the sun come up

[birdoflastsummer]

the end of The Big Short isn’t fucking around

[bassiter]

on the scale from griffin mcelroy to john mulaney, brian david gilbert is smack dab in the middle. shane madej is also in the middle but from the other direction

[zonerbonerz]

a scientific scale

[bumblesee]

Courtesy of the group chat

[bananatwinky]

[janployshompoos]

[handweavers]

the concept of people being born in the 00s and being on this website or the internet in general will never stop giving me a minor heart attack every time bc my brain stopped processing time in like 2008 so anyone born in like 2003 is automatically assumed to be in kindergarten until i realize they're old enough to drive

[handweavers]

someone: im 16

me: ok cool

someone: that means i was born in 2003

me:

[sinnamonscouture]

Megan Rapinoe Stuns as the first openly gay woman to pose for Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue

[catsbeaversandducks]

By @ZiziFothSi

[no-chill-at-all]

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i’m trying a new thing called activities

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

“activities” is where you do different things like play an instrument or plant a garden

[flashfuneral]

tell me more

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i’ve said too much already

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

It’s not the waking

[aaeoluss]

What if instead of editing – and hear me out on this one – I lay facedown on the floor and do nothing

[aaeoluss]

I want to be like one of those authors from the 1900s who would get high on cocaine then write a book that barely made any fucking sense and just publish the first draft. Why did we stop doing that

[lollytea]

i like how writing realistic worlds and characters is so important for so many writers to the point where they agonize over it. meanwhile lemony snicket was just like “death to reality. im gonna write this whole ass series and with god as my witness, absolutely fucking NOBODY is gonna act like a person.”

[overthestars-and-offtoneverland]

Daniel Handler, after downing whatever the hell he was on: The baby has piranha teeth and can take a trained swordswoman in a fight. 

All of us: Fucking genius. 

[thesixthstar]

readers: what time and place is this set in? Daniel Handler: Yes.

[small-town-equestrian]

so i’ve been taking photos for quite some time now but this

is quite possibly

my fAVORITE PICTURE EVER

[thothoes]

this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life

[heartbeatemoji]

“Wait but don’t ask another guy I’ll do it” is making me laugh

[myhollywoodending]

[missster-anderson-deactivated20]

I’m baby

[luvyouforever-deactivated201810]

i wish men would be a bit less interested in ‘girls in sundresses with no underwear season’ and a bit more interested in ‘wearing deodorant season’

[arguablysomaya]

imagine your otp

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you were blessed with all of the dummy and none of the thicc