Goddess of Creepy

Greetings, demigods. I am Hecate (or Trivia, if that's what you prefer), goddess of magic, mystery, night, the crossroads, and hipsters. Welcome to my humblr abode (Humblr? Geddit? Just because I'm old doesn't mean I can't have a sense of humour).

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twerk it

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Honestly.

Romney was a whole lot sexier.

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The Deathly Hallows on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/56762374/via/BlondeHeart

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Where did my honey bunny Hephaestus go?

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(◕‿◕✿) i awaken

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No one cares.

[heytherediangelo]

Obama does.

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He does not.

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He cares about everything. When you decide to eat cereal, but you don’t have milk, he probably goes all dramatic on the walls and shit

Because

He.cares.

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Are you Obama?

[heytherediangelo]

Now you know where i’ve been the past few months.

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Romney's sexier.

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twrhsfgjtykhjestkrdtukh

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Pregnancy, huh?

My advice: get a firewall set up before you try and do all kinds of applications. 

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(◕‿◕✿) i awaken

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No one cares.

[heytherediangelo]

Obama does.

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He does not.

[heytherediangelo]

He cares about everything. When you decide to eat cereal, but you don’t have milk, he probably goes all dramatic on the walls and shit

Because

He.cares.

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Are you Obama?

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Keep going.

[didgettecacahuete]

FEED HIM OLD MEDICINE

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Old medicine? Surely you can do better than that.

[didgettecacahuete]

how about bITCHSLAP THE FUCK OUT OF HIM BECAUSE I AM GLOWING

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How about high fiving him in the face with a chainsaw?

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Keep going.

[didgettecacahuete]

FEED HIM OLD MEDICINE

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Old medicine? Surely you can do better than that.

[dontaskpersassy]

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(◕‿◕✿) i awaken

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No one cares.

[heytherediangelo]

Obama does.

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He does not.

[didgettecacahuete]

THIS IS NOT FUNNY

I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I GET BACK TO CAMP HALF-BLOOD I WILL DISEMBOWEL YOU AND FEED YOUR SPLEEN TO BOB

THAT’S RIGHT

BOB

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Lavender and honey in milk to soothe the nerves.

[didgettecacahuete]

NOT UNTIL I SELL HIS KIDNEYS ON THE INTERNET

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I like the way you think.

[didgettecacahuete]

AND FEED HIM TO A GRIZZLY BEAR

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Keep going.

[didgettecacahuete]

THIS IS NOT FUNNY

I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I GET BACK TO CAMP HALF-BLOOD I WILL DISEMBOWEL YOU AND FEED YOUR SPLEEN TO BOB

THAT’S RIGHT

BOB

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Lavender and honey in milk to soothe the nerves.

[didgettecacahuete]

NOT UNTIL I SELL HIS KIDNEYS ON THE INTERNET

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I like the way you think.

[dontaskpersassy]

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(◕‿◕✿) i awaken

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No one cares.

[didgettecacahuete]

THIS IS NOT FUNNY

I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I GET BACK TO CAMP HALF-BLOOD I WILL DISEMBOWEL YOU AND FEED YOUR SPLEEN TO BOB

THAT’S RIGHT

BOB

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Lavender and honey in milk to soothe the nerves.

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So no pregnancies?

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Not really. Been in the forges lately. Making some pitchforks. They’re all the rage these days. 

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Do you want a little fun?

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What kind of fun? D: Haven’t had fun in ages! 

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That depends on what your definition of fun is.

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So no pregnancies?

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Not really. Been in the forges lately. Making some pitchforks. They’re all the rage these days. 

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Do you want a little fun?