alder

hi I'm alder. they/he. #shmebulock is king

[dogpuppy]

[chickenmim]

Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

[the-melodious-screams]

I just love how, in Child Ballad #100, Willie of Winsbury, the king is not just appreciative of the male physique, he is fully gay. The man literally goes "No wonder, no wonder" the king he said, "that my daughter's love you did win. If I were a woman, as I am man, in my own bed you would have been." Like...he wants to bottom so bad.

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

what is this genre of photos called

[depsidase]

[rowlfthedog]

[beardedmrbean]

[taken-aurally]

It feels criminal not to include the third panel

[dramatic-dolphin]

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

[dramatic-dolphin]

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

[transmasc-wizard]

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

[krakenartificer]

#and vice versa btw#i don’t know what a vicious fluid would be like#and i don’t want to find out

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[the-unseelie-court-official]

The feminine urge to walk into the woods never to return.

[the-unseelie-court-official]

The masculine urge to walk into the desert to never return.

[the-unseelie-court-official]

The androgynous urge to walk into the ocean to never return.

[the-unseelie-court-official]

For the oysters.

[maddera11]

I can’t believe australian prime minister harold holt was nonbinary

[ghostly-harmless]

hold on I gotta google something

[ghostly-harmless]

I probably could've pieced that one together myself tbh

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[the-melodious-screams]

THIS JUST IN: God issues apology after making the entirety of Vatican City orgasm on Thursday, saying it was "a misunderstanding due to syntactical error." God also stated that he will be firing the angel responsible for not updating him on the difference between cum and come, and has requested that future prayers include descriptions of social nuance and limit vague statements, such as "make your kingdom come," to avoid further incidents.

[papyrussuggestions-archive]

DON'T ASK YOURSELF "AM I A GOOD PERSON?" ASK YOURSELF "IS WHAT I AM DOING GOOD?" OR EVEN! "WHAT'S A GOOD THING I CAN DO RIGHT NOW?"

DON'T WORRY ABOUT JUDGING AND SORTING YOURSELF! JUST MAKE YOUR BEST CHOICES!!

[tinkerbitch69]

Ok but pls actually do this people. There is no such thing as a good person. Stop trying to be one and starting trying to do good instead

[noonwalkdiary]

don't let the obsession with youth banish you from a beautiful life. i've found that growing older has been overwhelmingly romantic. i have my own room to decorate. no one yells at me when i come home. every time i shop for groceries it's like a love story. i make martinis in my nightgown. i bake dessert at midnight. i feel like i wasn't even alive until i was in my 20s.

[the-melodious-screams]

and again in your 30s, 40s, 50s, etc. life is always beautiful

[the-melodious-screams]

you know, one could absolutely make the argument that Prospero, Miranda, and Ariel are analogous to the father, son, and the holy ghost

[rambrandt-the-painter]

"australian wildlife is so scary!"

Say fucking sorry to him right now or I'll fucking lose it

[biscuittactician]

and him

[rambrandt-the-painter]

AND HIM

[the-melodious-screams]

another day, another beddy-bye

[theinformationcollector]

TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

via reddit.com

[blurrymango]

Jesus ffucking christ bro.

[kawaii-pigeon]

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

[gearboxpraexology]

Then we’ll all say it together

F

[anjew-jackson]

O

[nemo-the-goat]

R

[anjew-jackson]

F

[dogsagainstbenitojuarez]

R

[geminiagentgreen]

O

[anjew-jackson]

D

[facelift90]

O

[anjew-jackson]

[studentlifeproblems]